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🇨🇦Joe Vipond🇨🇦 @jvipondmd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a really important report, and our OHS leaders need to make changes to ensure this never happens again. 1/2 www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
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Alberta’s response to COVID-19 outbreak at Cargill plant was ‘catastrophic failure,’ report says
More than 950 workers at High River plant were infected in 2020, leaving two workers dead and spreading to the community
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MondoAB @mondoab.bsky.social · 17h
A win for the harm reduction community and those struggling with addictions! "the judge (a trained legal expert by the way), found that DULF’s compassion club reduced harms from illicit drugs without harming community or public safety,"
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APTN News @aptnnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Manitoba RCMP have issued a silver alert for Barbara Mack. The 75-year-old woman is from Alonsa, Manitoba and was last seen getting into a vehicle around six in the morning on September 28, but left without telling anybody where she was going.
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Silver alert issued in Manitoba for 75-year-old woman - APTN News
Manitoba RCMP have issued a silver alert for Barbara Mack. The 75-year-old woman is from...
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 22h
Workplaces are so embarrassing. Not recognizing Truth and Reconciliation day as a stat but asking me to put a handprint on a poster and have a prayer circle. Sure that will really help Indigenous people get the rights they deserve. That poster board doing the work 🙄.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Almost nothing brings rage like reading about rape and then reading men’s comments in the comment section. Apparently none of them know any men who treat women badly in any capacity. These men just spring up randomly to assault and then disappear into the aether. Fucking status quo assholes.
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“faster care for one patient isn’t a system-wide reduction in waiting if someone else simply waits longer. Choice is not the same as capacity. And activity is not the same as progress.” #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli edmontonjournal.com/opinion/colu...
edmontonjournal.com
Opinion: Will Alberta's dual-practice model cut surgery wait times — or only for the rich?
When my time matters most, will my place in line be determined by how urgently I need care — or by how much I can afford to pay for it?
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alberta: hold your dollar beer.
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The Tyee @thetyee.ca · 28/09/2026
A Canadian scientist says Mark Carney's government is subsidizing the destruction of nature, contravening Canada's global biodiversity commitments. @sarahkcox.bsky.social reports. thetyee.ca/News/2026/09...
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Carney’s Push to Fund Industry Imperils Canada’s Nature Promises | The Tyee
Canada participated in a ‘historic’ global moment for biodiversity. Experts say we’re not following through.
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 26/09/2026
Lovely to see some prints in place in a client's home. The big one is the biggest I've ever had made. It's 1.33x the size of the original. The smaller one is 75% of the original. I can do custom sizes for any canvas print (up to 1.5x original) earthskyart.ca/shop
A room with a large print of a storm above a small bookshelf and in the background a smaller print of a storm on a stone fireplace.
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Dragonlou 🍁 #ElbowsUp @dragonlou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Holy Crap! Another HUGE #UCPFail I saw this info on a FB post by May Johnston. So many bad decisions by Smith and her cronies!!! 😡😡😡 Chief Electoral Officer Gordon McClure Outsources Alberta Referendum Ballots to the U.S. amid Active RCMP Investigation
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pure poetry.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is effectively union busting by the federal government.
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This lawyer breaks down why the so-called guardrails Carney includes in this bill just create a cog in a machine built to deny workers their right to strike. Then ministers, in deciding what the “national interest” is in quashing a strike, can consider the “impact on the Canadian economy.”
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christoaivalis.bsky.social @christoaivalis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a incredible clip from @avilewis.ca: he makes it clear that the main power workers have is to withhold their labour to demand better from their employer It is unacceptable that Carney wants to weaker labour rights to make the rich even richer.
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MondoAB @mondoab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Some rare good climate news in Canada. I stand with the environment! "Justice Patrick Gleeson sided with the young people and the environmental advocates who are asking the court to hear what could be a landmark case on the federal government's climate accountability legislation."
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Senator Paula Simons 🇨🇦 @senatorpaulasimons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I keep meeting smart informed Albertans who tell me they do not intend to vote, because they don’t want to legitimize the process, or because they know the premier is not bound by the results. But what if making us give up on voting is the whole point? My argument to vote - no matter the absurdity.
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 22/09/2026
Folks. This referendum is divisive nonsense but you MUST vote. Brexit happened because "normal" people thought It couldn't happen so didn't bother.
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From our Calgary live show! “People need to know that this is the level of corruption we’re dealing with.” NDP leader Naheed Nenshi on the UCP, Mickey Amery and Corruptcare. (Now available on our YouTube) #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If a pharmacy asks if you have sharps in the drugs you’re returning for destruction please don’t say “no” and drop something full of sharps. We will take sharps back, they just go in a different location. We don’t need stick injuries because you didn’t tell us there’s sharps. Thanks.
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Ann Petersen-Kane @anniegirl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The UCP is planning to cheat on Oct 19th. They are setting up the means by which they can manipulate the referendum. We all knew they would. #ableg #abpoli As divisive separation vote nears, UCP suddenly changes voter list rules, hampering scrutineers albertapolitics.substack.com/p/as-divisiv...
albertapolitics.substack.com
As divisive separation vote nears, UCP suddenly changes voter list rules, hampering scrutineers
Opposition NDP accuses government of trying ‘to help their separatist friends’
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🇨🇦Joe Vipond🇨🇦 @jvipondmd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"The system made it as easy as possible for the separatists, but nearly impossible for a citizen with a cause the government didn't like... Meanwhile, the agency that can't count straight will soon be swamped with millions of referendum votes."
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Braid: Agency that can't count straight will soon face millions of referendum votes
The system made it as easy as possible for the separatists, but nearly impossible for a citizen with a cause the government didn’t like
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is so neutral he wouldn’t even say anything to Ed Sheeran for being Ed Sheeran (derogatory).
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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @tryangregory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Carney is engaged in distaster capitalism. He is selling Canada off and gutting the public sector. He is far, far worse than Harper. His MPs are complicit. www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...
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NDP's Avi Lewis says Carney is selling Canadian assets to 'the captains of Wall Street' | CBC Radio
Prime Minister Mark Carney says his Investment Summit in Toronto will help diversify the economy, but NDP Leader Avi Lewis says it will only make Canada more beholden to wealthy American corporations.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Randomly Canada is by Roger Whittaker came into my head. The bf had never heard it before. Was my school the only one that made us sing it?
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A network of deceptive, AI-generated websites has been promoting Albertan separatism. Their goal? To influence the answers chatbots give out!! @nationalobserver.com's intrepid @rorywh.bsky.social uncovered this huge story. Today, I’m teaming up with these pals to share it:
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Heroes.
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 10/09/2026
And it's done. I was going to call it Hubble's Bubble but that might confuse it with an inconsistency in the Hubble constant. Iykyk. So I'm going to call it Sharpless 162 Oil on canvas 51×76 cm 20x30" 2026 It is available (to non US customers) #art #painting #sciart
WIP painting of swirling orange red and yellow nebula gas with a blueish bubble in the centre with hundreds of stars.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If only techbros followed the sage advice: don’t get high on your own supply.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rather than read Fildepockets’ piffle, here is Macfarlane’s evisceration of his opinion piece. emmettmacfarlane.substack.com/p/you-dont-h...
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You don’t have to caricature Alberta separatism as vacuous or racist, the separatists do it themselves
Over at journalist Paul Wells’s newsletter, he has opened the door to guest columnists on the Alberta secession question.
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Jen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 09/09/2026
Hey Alberta, if you need to photocopy your driver’s license or ID to send with your mail in referendum ballots, your local library can help with that.
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Sèafra @woodward.ca · 09/09/2026
My wonderful friend @halfbakedgranola.bsky.social asked me to do some headshots for her new death doula business, so of course I said yes. I was really happy with how these turned out. Reach out to Cindi with any of your end of life questions because guys, she's really good at this.
The image presents a vibrant portrait of an individual, likely an older adult, against a solid and striking purple background, indicating a studio setting. The subject, with short, spiky grey hair styled upwards, faces forward and offers a warm, open smile directly to the viewer. They wear distinctive eyeglasses with reddish-brown, rounded frames that subtly complement their facial features. Beneath the glasses, their eyes convey a friendly and approachable demeanor, contributing to the positive atmosphere of the photograph. The individual's attire consists of a casual white t-shirt, which serves as a base layer, topped by a teal-green corduroy jacket. The jacket's texture is clearly visible, with its characteristic vertical ridges and silver-toned buttons on the chest pockets. Adorning their neck are multiple necklaces, creating a layered effect. A prominent silver-toned chain descends to their chest, featuring a large, ornate pendant composed of several interconnected, abstract shapes in bright, contrasting colors such as blues, greens, and hints of purples. The lighting is soft and even, illuminating the subject's face and upper torso without harsh shadows, which enhances the overall inviting mood. The strong color contrast between the subject's green jacket and the deep purple background ensures the individual stands out prominently in the frame. The medium close-up framing allows for clear visibility of their facial expression and the details of their clothing and accessories, portraying a confident and engaging personality.The image captures a candid, head-and-shoulders portrait of a person with short, spiky grey hair, seated outdoors in a lush green environment. The individual wears distinctive round-framed glasses with a reddish-brown hue, and a gentle, inviting smile graces their face. Their attire consists of a teal-coloured corduroy jacket, featuring a textured, ribbed surface and multiple pockets with brass-toned buttons, worn over a simple white t-shirt. A unique necklace with various charms, including a prominent dark, round pendant and other silver-toned elements, hangs around their neck, adding a personal touch to their outfit. The "Wrangler" brand tag is subtly visible on the left chest pocket of the jacket. The person's posture is relaxed, and they are positioned slightly off-center, engaging directly with the viewer. The background is a vibrant tapestry of nature and subtle urban elements. Directly behind the person, a long, horizontal bed of bright yellow flowers, possibly marigolds, stretches across the midground, creating a vivid contrast with the green hues. These flowers are mostly in focus, adding depth and visual interest. Beyond the flowers, the scene transitions to a blur of verdant trees and indistinct foliage, suggesting a park-like setting. To the far left, a colourful mosaic wall or abstract art installation, composed of various bright shades, adds an artistic and playful dimension to the backdrop, though it remains out of sharp focus. The foreground features large, grey-toned rocks and neatly manicured green grass, which extends throughout the lower half of the image, contributing to the natural, serene atmosphere. The natural daylight is soft and even, illuminating the person's face without harsh shadows, indicating an overcast day or a shaded area, creating a calm and pleasant mood. The overall composition is balanced, with the subject as the clear focal point, surrounded by a rich and varied outdoor setting.The image captures a realistic outdoor scene featuring an individual seated on a prominent, large, light brown boulder in a semi-urban environment. The woman, with short, stylishly cropped grey hair and dark-rimmed glasses, is positioned slightly to the left of the frame's center, facing towards the right with a thoughtful and calm expression, suggesting a moment of quiet reflection. She is casually dressed in a vibrant teal or dark green corduroy jacket, which has a distinct texture and visible buttons, layered over a simple white t-shirt. She wears dark blue jeans, slightly rolled up at the ankles, and pristine white sneakers with visible laces. Her hands are gently clasped in her lap, resting on her knees, and a ring is visible on her left hand. The massive boulder she occupies dominates the foreground and midground, exhibiting a rough, natural texture with varying shades of tan and brown, along with subtle striations that hint at geological history. It rests upon a lush, well-maintained lawn of vibrant green grass, which fills the bottom portion of the frame. In the background, an urban landscape is visible: to the far left, a tall, light-colored building with an arched architectural feature is partially obscured. Behind the woman, a modern building with a dark grey or black facade and large reflective windows stands, partially hidden by sparse green foliage and the dark trunks and branches of several mature trees. The trees provide a natural backdrop against the man-made structures. The lighting in the scene appears soft and diffused, suggesting an overcast day or late afternoon, creating gentle shadows and contributing to a peaceful and serene atmosphere. The overall mood is tranquil, with the woman appearing at ease amidst the blend of natural and urban elements.A vibrant studio portrait captures a person with short, meticulously styled, spiky grey hair, presenting a direct and unwavering gaze towards the viewer. The individual, appearing to be middle-aged, is positioned against a strikingly rich, solid purple background that provides a bold contrast to their attire and complexion. They wear a pair of distinctive red-rimmed, circular glasses that elegantly frame their eyes and complement their facial features. A subtle, neutral expression conveys a sense of calm confidence. The subject is dressed in a dark green corduroy jacket, which is a prominent visual element due to its textured fabric and classic design. The jacket features two functional chest pockets, each with a pointed flap secured by a silver-toned button, and the brand "Wrangler" is distinctly embossed on a small metallic tag above the left pocket. The deep green hue of the corduroy stands out against the white t-shirt worn underneath, visible around the collar and chest area. A long and intricate pendant necklace serves as a focal point, cascading down the center of the white t-shirt. This artistic necklace is composed of a silver-colored chain from which multiple, uniquely shaped, iridescent elements dangle. These elements, possibly made from abalone shell or polished gemstones, shimmer with a spectrum of blues, greens, and purples, adding a touch of personalized artistry. The lighting in the photograph is soft and even, highlighting the contours of the subject's face and the textures of their hair and clothing without harsh shadows, suggesting a professional studio setup. The person is slightly angled with their body, but their head is turned to face the camera straight on, creating an intimate connection with the observer. This portrait effectively blends personal style with a clean, minimalist photographic approach, emphasizing the individual's presence and unique aesthetic.
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Jen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 08/09/2026
Local woman wakes up, places 100% tariffs on the military industrial complex so that the United States has to retroactively pay compensation to all the people and places they have destroyed in their endless wars, makes oatmeal.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Baking day today. Made bread and a salted caramel apple bar/tart. It should be a bar but I made it in a tart pan cause I’m difficult. If I remember I’ll take some bad photos later.
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Area man tries to avoid bankruptcy by selling province to highest bidder.
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Alberta separatist leader Rath faces $109M debt claim from US investors  | Globalnews.ca
An American litigation funder is threatening to call in more than $100 million in alleged debt from Alberta separatist leader and lawyer Jeffrey Rath and his firm
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Sèafra @woodward.ca · 08/09/2026
Pretty nice job on the sunset tonight Edmonton.
A vibrant and dramatic scenery photo captures a unique, multi-arched outdoor sculpture against a breathtaking sunset sky. The sculpture, resembling an organic or tentacled structure, stands prominently in the mid-ground, showcasing a gradient of colors from turquoise and teal at its upper parts to vivid pink and magenta near its bases. Its surface appears segmented or tiled, giving it a distinct textured quality. Behind the colorful art piece, a dense line of dark evergreen trees, primarily pine or fir trees, forms a silhouetted backdrop, emphasizing their sharp, pointed forms against the radiant sky. The sky above is the most striking feature, filled with expansive, wispy clouds painted in brilliant hues of fiery orange, deep red, and soft yellow, stretching across the entire upper portion of the frame. Patches of lighter blue sky are visible in areas where the sunset colors fade or thin out, particularly towards the horizon. The foreground consists of lush green grass, suggesting a park or open field setting, with subtle hints of lighter patches scattered across the ground. The lighting is characterized by the powerful glow of the setting sun, which illuminates the clouds from behind, creating a spectacular backdrop and backlighting the trees into dark silhouettes. The sculpture itself is bathed in a softer, diffused light that allows its intricate colors to be seen clearly. The overall atmosphere is one of serene beauty, artistic wonder, and natural grandeur, combining human creativity with the stunning display of nature's evening palette. The sculpture appears stable and grounded, creating a focal point amidst the natural elements.
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🇨🇦Joe Vipond🇨🇦 @jvipondmd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
thepointer.com/article/2026...
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‘If climate plan is credible, defend it’: Youth push back against Carney government’s bid to strike lawsuit
‘If climate plan is credible, defend it’: Youth push back against Carney government’s bid to strike lawsuit.
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Senator Paula Simons 🇨🇦 @senatorpaulasimons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There seems to be a bit of misinformation circulating on social media about my latest @albertaviews.bsky.social column and what it actually says. So perhaps you’d like to read it for yourself and draw your own conclusions. (Feel free to share, it you are so moved.) #ableg #abpoli #Canada #cdnpoli
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Alberta's Referendum Questions - The Noxious Nine - Alberta Views
Nine disingenuous, malicious referendum questions, push-polls, designed to incite social division and undermine confidence in the country.
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Mary Grace @emgeekay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Racism is alive and well in Canada. It is embodied by residential school deniers. www.aptnnews.ca/national-new...
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Indigenous MPs ‘disgusted’ by residential school denialist shirts
Indigenous members of Parliament say they are “appalled” by an ongoing shirt campaign to promote residential school denialism.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not not bragging but I got a hug from a dog who will be in an upcoming calendar. 🥰
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So basically… The National Observer found a bunch of websites designed to confuse voters as poison AI that had possible linkages to Keith Wilson’s “Let Alberta Decide”… And when they asked for comment those websites suddenly went offline. Cool. www.nationalobserver.com/2026/09/04/i...
nationalobserver.com
A US-linked network of fake websites is promoting Alberta separatism to AI chatbots
The websites present crude, AI-generated slop disguised as the voice of real Albertans. But they're made in Florida — and they're not even targeting Albertans directly.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When I hear about the U.S. putting more sanctions on Cuba I think about Robert F. William’s book. He talks about how the Cuban revolution was for everyone not just white people and how it was the first time he felt part of the human race.
Book cover : Negroes With Guns by Robert F Williams.
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Amorphous @shebakes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Put books on hold at the library months ago, so naturally, they all become available at the same time. 🫤
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Alberta has introduced new rules that will allow landowners to destroy broad categories of wetlands across the province without seeking government approval." #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli thenarwhal.ca/alberta-wate...
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Alberta farmers can now destroy many wetlands | The Narwhal
Changes to Alberta’s Water Act could put vast majority of wetlands at risk, advocate says of new rules the province is calling ‘common sense’
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Euan Thomson @drugdatadecoded.ca · 02/09/2026
SCOOP To prevent this story from coming to light, Alberta’s UCP government billed me $1,500 for a freedom of information request, misled me into trimming it, then delayed it by six months after I paid $646. That’s why you should read it. drugdatadecoded.ca/alberta-gove...
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"I'm doing a strategic retreat!" I yell, running away from the fire I was putting out after dousing the house in gasoline and lighting the match abcnews.com/Business/wir...
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Global warming will exceed limit, UN says
In a strategic retreat, the United Nations concedes that Earth has lost its chance to prevent some of the worst impacts of global warming
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Parksy @pfparks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
edmontonjournal.com/... Couldn't agree more with this excellent op-ed piece. Take the time to give it a read. There's a lot at stake here Alberta... this will have massive impacts your and your loved ones Access to safe and timely care across the entire specturm of HC.
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Opinion: How long will Ottawa let Alberta test the limits of medicare?
This is about whether the surgery that you need gets scheduled based on medical urgency or on whether you can afford to pay that day.
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 30/08/2026
Today between 5 & 7 at the address in the link (Millwoods) I'll have 4 different paper prints picked by Rowen for his stand. $75 regular, $20 each (or more) as donation for the Stollery. #yeg
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MondoAB @mondoab.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Canmore town council had rejected the proposed Three Sisters Village and Smith Creek projects, but the Land and Property Rights Tribunal of Alberta ruled in May that both developments could go ahead." and double the towns population!
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APTN News @aptnnews.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Indigenous leaders and advocates are outraged after U.S. President Donald Trump on Thursday signed an executive order to change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America. The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari:io--meaning "the lake is big, the lake is beautiful."
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Indigenous leaders condemn Trump's renaming of Lake Ontario
Indigenous leaders and advocates are outraged after U.S. President Donald signed an order to change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America.
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🔬🔭🧭👨‍💻🏞️👾🤖🌡️ @dcrinyyc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Something to keep really really clear in Alberta is that without official provincial government support for a "separatist" movement, they would only be a fringe weirdo group (like they have been for years). The reason they have official government support is to use them as a bludgeon to force
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