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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸

@shellyeg.bsky.social
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French-speaking weird Venus flytrap of French and Icelandic descent, repotted in the potash-filled horse trough that is #Edmonton, #Alberta, #Canada Read pinned post. *NO* poƚitics! No 420, NFṪ, ĄI, GoFunɗMe, mutuaƚ aiɗ, or crypṫo. I vet new followers.

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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ugh. 🤢
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What the what?
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Macgyyver @macgyyver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s time change & smoke alarm season folks! If you have not tested your alarms or replaced the batteries with new ones, do it. Do it now. With furnaces kicking in Carbon Monoxide is no joke. Make sure your smoke/fire alarm is not expired. They have a 10-year lifespan. That’s it. Recycle them.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does anyone happen to know how much a contrast CT costs in #Alberta if I were to pay for it myself? I need one and can't get one for months. So infuriating. 😡
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Picture this: What if the droids in the Star Wars cantina band played Bob Dylan's "It Ain't Me Babe" ... ... it ain't me you're lookin' for. 🤔
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Petunia!!!! 🩷🥰
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Diva A: Are you bringing anyone to the cast party? Diva B: No. I'm flying solfeo. Baaaaahahahahahahaha. Sorry, but bad #music puns are a rite of passaggio. I hope you don't mind that I take such artistic libretti. #opera #joke #wordplay #JokeOfTheDay #pun
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Husbands ... 😈
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you!
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'd completely forgotten—until stumbling upon this photo—that I wore gold to the same event in 2006!
Shell, wearing a simple, sleeveless and shimmery gold sheath, poses by a wall at a formal event.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whoa! Nice!!!
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do too! I also got a pair of jeans, a sweatshirt, two sweaters, a cardigan, a T-shirt, a gravy boat, and a set of salt and pepper shakers. With the gown, it all came to roughly $58! Pretty good, I'd say.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ha! I was RIGHT!!! 💀😂😂😂
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@doctorgroot420.bsky.social Really?!?!?! No. Just no.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was sunny and warm, so I decided to go thrift shopping. I found a Ted Baker gown at a thrift store for $25! Had a feeling that the colours and waist would pair beautifully with a blazer I picked up back in June. Turns out I was right! I already have the shoes and earrings.
A photo collage consisting of five photos shows off a long, flowy, sleeveless gown by Ted Baker. The dress bears a floral pattern in various tones of peach, mustard yellow, saffron yellow, and gold. The dress pairs beautifully with gold tone earrings with amber inlay, a mustard, yellow blazer with shiring on the back panel and on the ends of the sleeves, and pale tan pumps with a lovely gold buckle accent.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🩷
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trying to build a life I love despite grief & loss. Joined a small, informal choir & signed up for a dance class. Singing will be good for my lung health & dance is good exercise & may help maintain strength and help with both sleep and pain management. Plus, it will help to be around people again.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have it on repeat, actually.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you for sharing.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hello! 👋 I hope you're doing well.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@tmshannonauthor.com Tee hee! Thanks for sharing.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Advice from Master #Yoda to all writers: Metaphors be with you. #joke #StarWars #writing
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🤐
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Aaron be scarin' ...
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you!
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh... maybe it's a canary melon.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can anyone please tell me what this is and how to eat it? It's unfamiliar to me.
A large, unidentified, oblong fruit with a rough yellow rind with a bit of brown and green mottling toward one end. It measures about 10" long, with a 6" diameter.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🙃 I get it.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When someone says "Hey, how are you?" and you can't say, "My world is falling apart, I'm exhausted, overwhelmed, carrying too much, I have constant anxiety, my nervous system is fried, I feel lonely even around people, I'm burnt out, struggling more than people realise, emotionally drained and kinda want to disappear for a while..."
So you just say "Yeah, good thanks, you?"
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*sigh* I am the Gen X (1964–1980) "baby" in the choir I sing with. Most are baby boomers (1946–1964), with a few from the Silent Generation (1928–1945). Funny, I don't *feel* young ... 👶🍼
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do you think 'enry 'iggins would approve? 🤔
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today was a good day. Choir was fun! Sharing with a friend how we're to enunciate when singing. Remember "the rain in Spain..." from "My Fair Lady"? I was mocking the silly exercises we do as vocal warmup and I said to her, "Form your vowels from your bowels lest I hit you with my trowel!"
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
😟
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Seriously. The fireplace is going.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Great. Never-ending, record-breaking rain over the summer, and now the autumn-like coolness has triggered my Raynaud's. That's just fucking lovely. Why has Mother Nature been such a damn bitch this year?
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
She appears just fine in that regard, although the vet is concerned about her kidney health and low weight (3.5 kg/7¾ lb) ...
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🥰🩷🐾
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My #cat is 15 years old. Her days now consist mostly of spending time either sitting quietly on, or of sleeping on, her favourite armchair. She does seem to want follow me more, and to want to lie on me a lot and be close/touching. Is this clinginess typical of senior #cats? *I don't mind. 🥰
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You've never seen me play golf, have you? 🤭😘
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My bestie said the same thing to me yesterday! 🩴
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"I mean, I know what happens when you mix acids and bases, but how was anyone to know it would do *that*?!" *looks at HAZMAT dudes* "Guys? Uh.... guys? Hello? Lil help?" Ugh! 🤦‍♀️
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🩷🐾
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I love Meowdoku!
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's called Qwirkle. Someone let me know. 🙃
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pretty!
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thank you for sharing your story. 💔🩷🫂
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This thread is an empassioned #speech I delivered to my #Toastmastee over 20 years ago. I could barely get through it without tearing up. Remember a different #September11. #Satyagraha #Gandhi #peace #PublicSpeaking
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Instead, adopt the image of Gandhi as your symbol. Let Satyagraha be the word you associate with September 11. Let non-violence redefine and rewrite our history. Dare to remember a different September 11.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The answer does not lie in achieving victory through arms and bombs. Reconciliation is possible. Peace and non-violence are possible. Let us not look to martyrs such as Bin Laden. Let us not speak acrimoniously. Let not the images of a flattened Ground Zero be our symbol of lost hope.
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Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸 @shellyeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Those in the Western world might, understandably, want to retaliate against those who have attacked the symbols of our democracy, but this is not the answer. We must not respond to the events of September 11, 2001, with more violence.
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