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Michelle

@shellativism.bsky.social
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m not very creative. Finance/investments for a US utility. Liverpool fan. Occasional baker. Views and sarcasm are my own.

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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 21h
Beautiful!
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A satirical graphic styled after the KFC logo, featuring a stylized illustration of Jesus Christ with long dark hair, a beard, and a black string tie against a red background, with the white text "JFC" in a red cursive font below him.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You’re right. And I owe you an explanation. 🙃
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thanks. I hate it. Also why does this 🤡’s ordinarily fissured face get a glow up here?
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I feel seen
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Living it now. Mom has Alzheimer’s and needs help with literally everything. Dad is her primary caregiver and is happy he can do it. But as of Friday night dad has COVID and is in isolation upstairs so I’m her primary caregiver now and it is heartbreaking and fulfilling. And very hard.
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Brian Honan @brianhonan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tokenmaxxing issues. Waiting for the weekly resets so work can continue. 🙃
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Legit guffaw at that one
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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I Just Threw Up In My Mouth
Alt: I Just Threw Up In My Mouth
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Agree. Have a project that uses Fable (app) for session briefs that Opus (add-in) executes. Tried Opus 5 add-in and its reports back to the app were almost sneering in tone (relative to 4.8’s matter-of-fact approach). Hilarious.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I needed to make sure someone added this. Thank you for your service 🫡
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Incredible
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Tuffy @smtuffy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Great picture of Edward Norton watching the World Cup by himself
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
What circle is it when Landon Donovan is ALWAYS commentating?
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I like that one! Have it saved in a slightly different form.
A close-up photograph of a person dressed as a bearded Viking warrior wearing a metal helmet with a built-in eye guard. Overlaying the image is a humorous sequence of bold, white sans-serif text lines that read from top to bottom: "Pick your battles. Pick fewer battles than that. Put some battles back. That's still too many battles."
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I know I sure do! /s
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
FML. Braves rain delay. Soooo many tarps off over the last hour. JFC.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It’s raining here. Oppressive. Help help etc.
Three middle aged women facing the Braves home field while dodging rain drops for a home baseball game.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Do I speak to a manager? How does this work?
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I would like to like this 2X
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Also the Night Angel trilogy by same author.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Covenant of Steel series or the Raven’s Shadow series by Anthony Ryan
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Lightbringer series by Brent Weeks.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Would
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Really! You can’t be too careful these days 😂
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
RETVRN! Am I doing this right?
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This was great! Enjoyed it fully. Props to @quantian.bsky.social for his marker on the S&P call.
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Lou Mannheim @loumannheim87.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
No special treatment for Space X in the S&P 500! Just announced. Wow. That profitability requirement means it might never get in.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I hear you. I didn’t ask it to rate the races. I asked it to source info and evaluated myself. Easier than searching every candidate and it was easy enough to verify the links were accurate or not.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
In GA I used a Gemini side bar on the sample ballot. For every race I had it build an issues/endorsements matrix with links. YMMV.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Words fail…
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
UPS failed to deliver a single bag of Amazon subscribe and save pistachios because no one was home to sign for them. Absurd.
A failed delivery notice from Amazon. For some reason UPS wants a signature for a bag of pistachios and so “couldn’t complete your delivery and is holding it for you to pick up.”  Pistachios. A signature for p-i-s-t-a-c-h-I-o-s.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Last day of early voting. Very busy already!
A close-up, top-down shot shows a circular "I'm a Georgia Voter" sticker centered on a square white backing. The sticker features a realistic illustration of a peach with green leaves and the text "I'm a Georgia Voter" in a serif font, wrapped by the bold phrase "I SECURED MY VOTE!" along the bottom curve. The sticker rests on a textured teal and white patterned surface.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Spread the responsibility for continued failure?
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Last weekend’s birthday cake for my dad: lemon cake with raspberry filling and raspberry buttercream
A frosted cake sitting on a white cardboard layer that is sitting on a metal cake platter. The cake has 2 layers. The frosting is raspberry buttercream and it is pink because of raspberries that have been added. There are gobs of dark red raspberry filling in dotted across the top - they look like paisley prints (or maybe like sperm if you are 12)A slice of the cake shows the lemon layers and the raspberry filling surrounded by pink raspberry buttercream. The slice is on a red plate. There is a stainless steel fork with a wheat pattern resting in the foreground of the plate.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Today’s random act of cake: Mississippi Mud
A cake that is not frosted on the sides sitting on a white cake saver on a dark wood table. The cake layers are chocolate, and are covered in chocolate ganache, which is then topped with chocolate/kahlua whipped cream which is then topped with crushed Oreos. There are 3 layers so the assembled cake is a little like a lasagna.
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Mike Sakasegawa @sakeriver.com · 11/05/2026
Happy Leeroy Jenkins Day to all who celebrate! youtu.be/hooKVstzbz0?...
youtu.be
Leeroy Jenkins HD (High Quality)
YouTube video by DBlow2003
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Cheaper that way and deficits don’t cut themselves! Or something.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
open.spotify.com/track/0D3Th2...
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There She Goes
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Anyone else read that and hear this in their head? Surely not just me, right?
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Sympathies! Relatedly, let me tell you about how Starbucks destroyed chai, my go to “extravagance” for 20+ years.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Savage lol
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I get a Frank Herbert vibe from this image.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Amazing
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a woman wearing a black hoodie that says xfocal on it
Alt: a woman wearing a black hoodie that says xfocal on it. she’s standing in front of the Louvre.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Favorite meme template
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I had 2 just now while cleaning the kitchen! I just love when the hummingbirds return.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Why do I have to listen to American announcers for PSG-LIV? This is so bad. Makes me dread WC announcing teams all the more. Just brutal.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Happy Rex Manning Day to all who celebrate!
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a man and two women are dancing on a beach in front of a blue sky .
Alt: A man and two women are dancing in front of a blue sky. This is a scene from a fictional music video from the movie Empire Records.
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