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Michelle

@shellativism.bsky.social
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m not very creative. Finance/investments for a US utility. Liverpool fan. Occasional baker. Views and sarcasm are my own.

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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A satirical graphic styled after the KFC logo, featuring a stylized illustration of Jesus Christ with long dark hair, a beard, and a black string tie against a red background, with the white text "JFC" in a red cursive font below him.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I like that one! Have it saved in a slightly different form.
A close-up photograph of a person dressed as a bearded Viking warrior wearing a metal helmet with a built-in eye guard. Overlaying the image is a humorous sequence of bold, white sans-serif text lines that read from top to bottom: "Pick your battles. Pick fewer battles than that. Put some battles back. That's still too many battles."
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It’s raining here. Oppressive. Help help etc.
Three middle aged women facing the Braves home field while dodging rain drops for a home baseball game.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
UPS failed to deliver a single bag of Amazon subscribe and save pistachios because no one was home to sign for them. Absurd.
A failed delivery notice from Amazon. For some reason UPS wants a signature for a bag of pistachios and so “couldn’t complete your delivery and is holding it for you to pick up.”  Pistachios. A signature for p-i-s-t-a-c-h-I-o-s.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Last day of early voting. Very busy already!
A close-up, top-down shot shows a circular "I'm a Georgia Voter" sticker centered on a square white backing. The sticker features a realistic illustration of a peach with green leaves and the text "I'm a Georgia Voter" in a serif font, wrapped by the bold phrase "I SECURED MY VOTE!" along the bottom curve. The sticker rests on a textured teal and white patterned surface.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Last weekend’s birthday cake for my dad: lemon cake with raspberry filling and raspberry buttercream
A frosted cake sitting on a white cardboard layer that is sitting on a metal cake platter. The cake has 2 layers. The frosting is raspberry buttercream and it is pink because of raspberries that have been added. There are gobs of dark red raspberry filling in dotted across the top - they look like paisley prints (or maybe like sperm if you are 12)A slice of the cake shows the lemon layers and the raspberry filling surrounded by pink raspberry buttercream. The slice is on a red plate. There is a stainless steel fork with a wheat pattern resting in the foreground of the plate.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Today’s random act of cake: Mississippi Mud
A cake that is not frosted on the sides sitting on a white cake saver on a dark wood table. The cake layers are chocolate, and are covered in chocolate ganache, which is then topped with chocolate/kahlua whipped cream which is then topped with crushed Oreos. There are 3 layers so the assembled cake is a little like a lasagna.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Help help. I’m being repressed.
Royals at Braves. Opening weekend. Hank Aaron Terrace seats.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Amen.
A screenshot of a text exchange in response to an article from www.newscientist.com about how “AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations”. There is amusement and regret that the AIs haven’t learned the key lesson from the movie War Games.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Spotify DJ (which I generally like/use often) playing Morrissey as the 1st track in a “Brit pop hits to lift your spirits” option. Fucking classic.
Screenshot of Spotify app with lyrics for Morrissey’s “Every Day Is Like Sunday”. The lyrics at the time of the screenshot say “in the seaside town that they forgot to bomb, Come, Come, Come - nuclear bomb. Every day is like Sunday”

Very uplifting indeed!
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Cookies for Santa. Still debating milk vs. spiked eggnog.
A white square plate holds two small chocolate covered toffee squares and a larger butterscotch blondies. The white plate sits on a red surface.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Butterscotch blondies with Heath bits. Santa will be rolling out of this house.
An 8x8 glass pan of butterscotch blondies cooling on a wire rack. The wire rack is resting on a red silicone mat.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
No I will not post the one about how I play songs obsessively on a loop and rank as a top fan. Stop asking. 🤭
Spotify Wrapped for 2025. Top Songs are slow motion by flor, Cross You Out by Charli xcx and Sky Ferreira, Bad Friend by Rina Sawayama, Weak In Your Light by Nation of Language, and Delete Forever by Grimes. Don’t hate me for the Grimes bit - the Girl has catchy tunes!Spotify Wrapped 2025 Top Artists are flor, Charli xcx, Depeche Mode, Grimes, and Great Good Fine OK. I am a little surprised about Depeche Mode making the top 5 tbh!
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Camellias blooming today!
Four white camellias and a bud Four pink camellias and a budDark pink camellia up closeWhite camellia and buds up close
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I paid full retail today for my own personal bag. I’m letting my freak flag fly!
A bag of Brachs classic candy corn.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
One more!
Pale pink azalea with darker pink throat
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Fall blooms 🤩
Pink camellia Fuschia azalea White azalea White camellia
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
My brother is traveling this week. Sounds super fun.
A text message exchange that shows the traveler has been impacted by delays due to air traffic controller shortages during government shutdown in the U.S.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
What possesses you to strip off your shirt…when you’re wearing a long sleeve undershirt? It’s not even like there was a written DIY message like “Rapture Me Sky Daddy”. Kids these days!
Key plays in LIV-SOU showing Ekitike getting a second yellow card for excessive celebration. Ekitike was already on a yellow card and so was ejected from the game.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Antico FTW
Diavola pizza from Antico. 
Spicy Salami, Calabrian Peppers, Bufala Mozzarella, Garlic.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Inject it. What a game by Szobo again this week!
Liverpool 1 Arsenal 0. Liverpool get big win at home early in the season.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Post a random picture or everything else will go bad in September.
The photo shows a doe and two fawns still with white spots on their coats. They are standing on the lawn at the edge of a patio. One of the fawns is about to drink from a water bowl. The other fawn and the doe are looking toward the camera. In the background the lawn ends and scrub brush and a forested area begins.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I just put new hummingbird water out and came inside. I turned around to see this!
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Inject it! #LFC
Liverpool 4, Bournemouth 2. Liverpool wins home opener of 25-26 Premier League season despite dropping a 2 goal lead.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
This is my Random Lower Priority feed. Less stressful than the news feed!
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Caramel cake. He was a big boi.
A frosted three layer cake with caramel drizzle on top. A slice of three layer caramel cake that shows caramel glaze and frosting between layers.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Seriously looks like this would not be out of place
A clown is at the entrance of a dark tunnel in the woods. There is graffiti on the outside wall that says “free hugs” and there is an arrow pointing to the clown.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Baristas very creative this morning!
A Starbucks cup with a simple hand drawn cat surrounding the order sticker.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Fuck it. It’s dark enough IRL to watch S2 now. I put it off long enough. I’m going in!
Scene from Squid Game S1. In the foreground is an animatronic girl robot looking toward the camera. In the distant background are many contestants wearing green sweat suits. The text on the screen says “Red Light, Green Light.”
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Seen in the wild while out for lunch today.
Yellow graffiti on a gray building. Graffiti says “Punch a Nazi”
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
St. Patrick’s Day tradition. Nigella’s chocolate Guinness cake with (my preference) Bailey’s buttercream. Very healthy!
A 2 layer cake with cream colored buttercream frosting and green sprinkles in the shape of a shamrockA slice of Guinness chocolate layer cake with Bailey’s buttercream.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This was the very definition of against the run of play… but I will take it.
PSG 0 - LIV 1 in 1st leg of Champions League tie
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I love this for us. Hopefully it will calm the bedwetters.
Manchester City 0 - Liverpool 2
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Inject it.
Liverpool beat Spurs 4-1 aggregate to move to final of Carabao Cup.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Truly something has gone awry and/or the moderator of this list is deeply confused about Furry content. Perhaps both!
I have been added to a “Block Furry Posts” moderation list. If Liverpool FC and baking posts qualify as furry content, well, I guess guilty as charged. Otherwise someone is deeply confused.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It begins. Gotta love snowy days in GA…as long as you can stay off the roads.
Snow starting in GA
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Shit weather. Good result. And great table position… assuming we don’t fuck ourselves with contract drama.
Liverpool 3 Leicester City 1 Full Time
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Cookies for Santa. Part 2.
Oatmeal cookies for Santa
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Cookies for Santa. Part 1. cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1025...
Chewy Brownie Cookies cooling on a rack.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Um. Who asked for this?
Notification from Starbucks app that my 2024 year in review is ready. As if that’s a thing that needs to exist.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Mmmmmuffins for all day work potluck tomorrow. Please clap.
Home made cranberry orange muffins.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Yay
Final result. Liverpool over Girona in Champions League.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Some obsessive stats in some of these Top Songs. I tend to play one song on repeat during work crunches - lets me tune out other things.
Shows Spotify Wrapped Top Artists and Top Songs.

Top Artists were Charli xcx, Great Good Fine OK, Manchester Orchestra, Tori Amos, and Churches

Top Songs were Not Going Home, 360, The Way, Good Luck, Babe and Only You’re The One
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
These Spotify labels are always bewildering.
February was your Rainy Day Neo Mellow Folk phaseJune was your Hopebeat Metropolis Indietronica seasonAugust was your Mcbling Strut Pop moment
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Didn’t look until I saw your post. Apparently I have an obsessive number of repeats in some of these artists (repeats are how I focus for work crunches).
The image shows a Spotify list of "Your top artists". The artist images and names are shown, including:

1. Charli xcx
2. Great Good Fine Ok 
3. Manchester Orchestra
4. Tori Amos
5. CHVRCHES
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I mean, sure, sex is good, but have you ever listened to your home fans serenade Pep about getting sacked in the morning? #LFC
Virgil van Dijk of Liverpool celebrates a win over perpetual rival and defending Premier League champion Manchester City.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Fuck. Yes.
Liverpool 2 Real Madrid 0
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Looks like I’ve got a dark 2025 coming up. Hopefully these are not related.
DeadPlastic surgery
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Don’t sleep on a waterbob or a taser
Image of a WaterBOB emergency water storage system for bathtubs, designed for emergency water storage. The product includes a large plastic water bag that can hold up to 100 gallons of drinking water, along with a siphon pump for easy dispensing. The packaging reads ‘Never Be Without Water!’ and ‘Stores up to 100 Gallons of Fresh Drinking Water,’ indicating it is BPA-free and intended for hurricane survival and drinking water storage.Image of a TASER Bolt 2 Self-Defense Device, part of a Personal Protection Kit. The device is white and has a yellow front panel. It features a power button and a safety switch, with ‘TASER BOLT 2’ printed on the side.
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Michelle @shellativism.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Job done. Please stop texting now!
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