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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃

@polisloizou.bsky.social
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Writer, performer, storyteller, both bi and curious • A GOOD YEAR (Fairlight Moderns) 📚 • East Med to East Mids 🇨🇾🇬🇧 (he/him) linktr.ee/polisloizou

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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 4h
This morning, I watched the sunrise, had breakfast at a gorgeous cafe in Corfu Town, looked around a soap factory and ate some loukoumades before hopping on the ferry back to the mainland.
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 4h
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 10h
Happy to report that I have reverse-parked a hire car into a tight spot on a ferry with a hardy Greek man yelling instructions for the last time on this "relaxing" holiday.
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a bathroom!
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So many people not putting an offer on our house because there isn't much of a garden. Like, yes, that is obvious from the 20 FUCKING PHOTOS in the listing!! There are even MEASUREMENTS. What are you expecting to suddenly find upon viewing FFS
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Corfu is pleasant
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Dan Coxon @dancoxon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy book birthday to us! This cursed tome hits shelves today, featuring uncanny stories by Paul Tremblay, Charlie Higson, Evelyn Hollow, Eric LaRocca, Daisy Johnson and many more. www.waterstones.com/.../dan-coxo... #horror #horrorbooks #horrorcommunity
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's October, so I am officially ALIVE. 🎃
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All I needed was a rest after the month I've had, but of course it's Husband and me on holiday so we just did a 7-hour hike through a gorge 🫠
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got chatting to a Swiss-Greek lady from Lausanne. She and I were switching between Greek, English and French because her husband only spoke French and a tiny bit of English while mine speaks English and a tiny bit of Greek. The power of bilinguals².
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stopped off in Patra on our way up North. That view 😍
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MYKONOS, Greece 🇬🇷 Sep 2026
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Husband is doing all the ordering in Greek. Very proud of him!
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On a ferry from Athens to Mykonos and a biscuitsmith has come on board to sell his wares. As he's calling out, another guy says to him, "George, I've been hearing you for 3 years now."
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Καλημέρα
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Ben Macpherson @benmacpherson1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
London folk, I’m taking part in @lambethfringe.bsky.social on the 6th &13th Oct with Ben Macpherson Does Poems at Adults - a spoken word cabaret coming direct from the @edfringe.bsky.social. It’s a poetry Pick N Mix the crowd controls. It would be a joy to have you! lambethfringe.com/events/ben-m...
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Ben Macpherson Does Poems at Adults | Lambeth Fringe | Performing Arts Festival | Sept - Oct
Much-loved Off West End Performing Arts Festival curated by The Bread and Roses Theatre. Some of the best and most crowd-pleasing theatre, comedy, works in progress, drag, spoken word, experimental p...
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That time I was(n't) on MTV Cribs
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
EVERY TIME I do this storytelling show about Cyprus, I have Brits of all ages tell me afterwards they had no idea about most of it. Teach colonial history, everyone.
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I did it. Even remembered all the strands and where they went.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New York’s DSA @nycmayor @zohrankmamdani continues to erase barriers and center regular folks 👇🏽👏🏾 Again: They weren’t scared of him failing, they were scared of him succeeding.
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Doing a storytelling show tonight on 5 hours' sleep after a week of rehearsals plus day job. And I'm flying tomorrow.
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Highly entertaining event with Booker shortlistee Marlon James at Waterstones Nottingham last night. Pictured here cracking up interviewer Jake Wild Hall.
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have a set! Props! Lighting! Note for the newbies: this is very, very rare for my fringe-ass self.
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Great news for Salt," I sniff, perenially unagented 🥲
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy publication day to this wonderful ghoul! 🥳
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FolkloreThursday @folklorethursday.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please share your #folklore of #autumn & #fall with us for today’s #FolkloreThursday! This is @folkloretodmorden.bsky.social handing over to your next host @willowwinsham.bsky.social with another important question. What naughty deed does the Devil do so blackberries can’t be picked after Sept 29th?
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sugababes announcing an album to be released during my birthday month? Blessed and highly favoured.
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
While I'm having a great (if exhausting) time developing my show, a couple of friends have had some awful news. As corny as it sounds, I appreciate how life reminds us that, for most, good fortune is constantly in flux and we must recognise it as precious when it visits.
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me as a teenager hearing about bisexuals:
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Let's pretend none of that happened" 💀
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy publication day! 💘
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Damian Barr @damianbarr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Morning pals. Can someone pass the coffee? Tonight my exhibition previews at the Dick 5-7 - all are welcome! Tomorrow night I’m on in Glasgow with fab @nicolameighan.bsky.social Tickets via @waterstones.bsky.social ❤️ www.waterstones.com/events/an-ev...
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An Evening with Damian Barr | Events at Waterstones Bookshops | Waterstones
Events at Waterstones get you closer to the books and authors you admire most. Find information and tickets about An Evening with Damian Barr today.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Legion Of Terra-Cotta Mouseketeers Found Beneath Disney World theonion.com/legion-of-terra-cotta-…
Legion Of Terra-Cotta Mouseketeers Found Beneath Disney World
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another Bisexual Visibility Day without a cartoonishly large cheque for £1m. This blows.
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sneak peak at rehearsals
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Great to see the Booker shortlist. Now bring back ceremonies where the authors get into fist-fights.
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every line will be prefaced with "hear ye, hear ye"
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's Husband's day off so we went to one of* our fave Vietnamese cafes in Nottingham for a cream cheese mango milk tea and a coco mango latte. Got a complimentary taste of the sesame latte, too. 10/10 afternoon. *seriously, we're spoiled here
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's Autumn, aka Peanuts T-shirt Season
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's Autumn, which means Peanuts T-shirt Time
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
‘Coyote vs. Acme’ has now surpassed $100 MILLION at the worldwide box office. The film had a reported $70 million budget and was acquired by Ketchup Entertainment for $50 million.
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Alex Davis @alexdavis1981.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In and around Derby? Got nothing on for Halloween? Then QUAD has you covered with All Hallows Haunts, which will be running all weekend alongside the latest Dracula's Bazaar Alternative Market! www.derbyquad.co.uk/events-works... #halloween #horror #market #markets
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All Hallows Haunts
Presents
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Please indulge me in patting my back
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's been fun playing with projection for my show.
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Kitty Wakes
A tuxedo cat asleep on a sofaHer eyes open, already filled with menace
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Also on Kobo for anyone not buying through Bezos! www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
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Everything Not Saved ebook by N M J Coveney - Rakuten Kobo
Read "Everything Not Saved" by N M J Coveney available from Rakuten Kobo. A debut Queer YA novel combining the power of video games, and the potential of young love with magic, horror and the su...
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We're going to Greece NEXT WEEKEND!
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Lucy Lapinska / LD Lapinski 💛🤍💜🖤 @ldlapinski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m one of the authors signing at Ness Book Fest! Slots are ticketed but FREE! www.tickettailor.com/events/nessb...
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Select tickets – L.D. Lapinski - Author Book Signing Trail – Waterstones Bookshop, Eastgate Shopping Centre, Inverness
L.D. Lapinski - Author Book Signing Trail – Waterstones Bookshop, Eastgate Shopping Centre, Inverness, Sat 3 Oct 2026 - Meet the Author! Ness Book Fest is delighted to host local Author LD Lapinski.
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bought a bunch of grapes so big I think they were stolen from Zeus himself.
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Polis Loizou 🐺🎃 @polisloizou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Starting my Sunday with a dose of Alex T Smith's newsletter so I can feel something*. *joy, creativity, a sense of wonder
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