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Sheeple-Herder

@sheeple-herder.com
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TRUTH SHINES IN SATIRE—the highest form of expression. Lawyer, PhD in sarcasm & tomfoolery, skier, dog lover, handyman, Gen X, former College Republicans Pres., GOP congressional staffer & Rush Limbaugh fan. Now a bleeding heart liberal (says my mom).

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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record-guy59.bsky.social @record-guy59.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Colorado students from 180 schools walked out of school Friday as part of a nationwide protest against Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). It’s the young people. They’re rising up against fascism and Trump.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 06/09/2026
Turns out it's just another grift, of course. 🙄🙄
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 06/09/2026
Well would you look at that. Of course it's just another grift.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 05/09/2026
I don't know what you're talking about. Wait is that Elvis?
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 05/09/2026
Hang on, is that elvis?
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 05/09/2026
President Trump keepin' it real as always. Wait—is that Elvis?
Trump's hair looks like Al Bundy when he dyed it black using the Grecian formula.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 05/09/2026
This is about to be a complete non-issue. Watch for gas prices near $2 again within 10 days if I were putting money on this.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 05/09/2026
The pundits are silenced again. Watch for oil prices to come crashing down over the next few days. This is huge!
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Ting Barrow @tingb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 02/09/2026
That's a heckuva rebranding there.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 02/09/2026
Sophisticated it was Mr. Attorney General!! I talked to more than 20 people who lost their entire life savings buying those gift cards and stamps before you finally put an end to this vicious plot against Americans. God bless you!
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 02/09/2026
Sophisticated it was Mr. Attorney General!! I talked to more than 20 people who lost their entire life savings buying those gift cards and stamps before you finally put an end to this vicious plot against Americans. God bless you!
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 22/08/2026
The white house press office really isn't stellar with timing
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 22/08/2026
A reminder to everyone coming to my daughter's birthday party, no nut products please. Also the pony ride has been canceled.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 20/08/2026
BREAKING: FDA set to approve homeopathy in addition to Viagra and Cialis for ED. THIS IS HUGE!
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 20/08/2026
A president with no bowel control and no empathy wouldn't give the rest of the country explosive diarrhea now would he? Checkmate libs.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 20/08/2026
BREAKING: FDA set to approve homeopathy in addition to Viagra and Cialis for ED. THIS IS HUGE!
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 17/08/2026
Fucking Merrick Garland.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 17/08/2026
BREAKING: Flock CEO confirms that company is NOT Big Brother, putting surveillance camera concerns to rest. This is huge!!
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 15/08/2026
NEW STATE MOTTO INCOMING
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 14/08/2026
The economy is going great you guys! Help spread the new good news!
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 09/08/2026
TALK ABOUT A NAIL BITER!
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 08/08/2026
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
THIS 👇 HERE......
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 08/08/2026
I challenge any lawyer to explain how this is not malpractice and naked corruption.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 08/08/2026
This will be the photo next to his open casket.
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Moriah @moriah1121.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The troubling expression on Cassidy’s face after that pathetic announcement says it all. A mixture of fear and shame— well deserved.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wolf: What hasn’t been discussed publicly, to my knowledge, is the fact that, in my opinion, President Trump committed a crime in negotiating the settlement agreement in this case and it’s possible that Mr. Blanche would be found to be a co-conspirator in that crime. Let me try to explain…
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
THURSDAY: A federal judge is opening a public phone line. You can listen….live…as Katie Phang’s suit against Todd Blanche over the Epstein files goes before Judge Sullivan. No spin. No panel. No press release. Just YOU, a phone, and a judge who isn’t taking DOJ’s word for it. Dial in.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 03/08/2026
Let's simplify. There's a million reasons he's corrupt but here's one of the most obvious.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 03/08/2026
Let's simplify. There's a million reasons he's corrupt but here's one of the most obvious.
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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
As a taxpayer, I'm pretty unfuckinghappy about this.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
NYC SMALL BIZ OWNERS ON ZOHRAN: “These people really care about small businesses… They get shit done… I like that he stands for making sure nobody seems to feel marginalized, we all win together… If that’s what socialism is I’m all for it!” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 25/07/2026
YES! Way to go @katiephang.bsky.social, and your amazing legal team, too!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Heads up: Taylor Farms lettuce is sold under these brand names: Marketside (sold at Walmart) Earthbound Farm (owned by Taylor Farms) Cross Valley Farms (owned by US Foods) Private labels for Target, Whole Foods (365), and Amazon Fresh. AVOID ALL OF THEM
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 12/07/2026
What noise is this? Not dead? Not yet quite dead?
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ℂ𝕒𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕟ℝ𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ 😸 🌊 @stevefm20.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Blue Feral @blueferal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
August 4. If we find out Mitch is dead or vegetative this week… someone should go attempt to visit him in hospital. Like his daughters maybe.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 30/06/2026
It's troubling this was not a 9-0 decision.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
There is no rise in anti-Semitism. There is a rise in the number of people who are very angry at what Israel is doing. Your inability to separate the two is equally problematic.
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📎 Otto Von Danger @ottovondanger.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Best President America had while I was here by far and they set him up and undid everything that could have saved us. I hope Freya snatched Jimmy Carter up for Folkvar because "Heaven" doesn't deserve him. A true warrior.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 21/06/2026
Our parents and grandparents fought and died to keep the reflecting pool natural as it was designed, slime and all. It seems that history is repeating itself.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Vaccines save lives. This is the FIRST time that ZERO cervical-cancer deaths have been recorded for this age group, and it’s thanks to the introduction of a vaccine against the human papillomavirus (HPV). Yes, you read that correctly. ZERO.
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Cervical cancer deaths for vaccinated young women fall to zero in England: study
The HPV vaccine for cervical cancer has reduced the risk of dying from the disease before the age of 30 in England to almost zero, the first study of its kind showed Thursday.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 19/06/2026
Attention dear citizens! This is a very important and tremendously amazing announcement. The reflecting pool water is now absolutely perfect and will stay that way forever. Congratulations and our eternal gratitude to President Trump for this glorious gift to America.
War is peace. Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength.  Green algae infested water is crystal clear and delicious.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 18/06/2026
Well thank you @thestampedehero.bsky.social !
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/06/2026
Wikipedia now officially lists the result of the 2026 Iran War as an "Iranian victory" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Ir...
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 18/06/2026
I think I've pinpointed the problem as to why all the paint is peeling up now in the reflecting pool.
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.
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