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Sheeple-Herder

@sheeple-herder.com
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TRUTH SHINES IN SATIRE—the highest form of expression. Lawyer, PhD in sarcasm & tomfoolery, skier, dog lover, handyman, Gen X, former College Republicans Pres., GOP congressional staffer & Rush Limbaugh fan. Now a bleeding heart liberal (says my mom).

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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 21/09/2026
I mean look at all that room and you've got an infinite round road around it for bringing equipment to it and letting it go round and round.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 06/09/2026
Turns out it's just another grift, of course. 🙄🙄
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 06/09/2026
Well would you look at that. Of course it's just another grift.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 05/09/2026
I thought I was looking at Elvis for a minute there.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 05/09/2026
Younger every day I tell you.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 05/09/2026
I don't know what you're talking about. I think it looks fantastic.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 05/09/2026
I don't know what you're talking about. Wait is that Elvis?
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 05/09/2026
Hang on, is that elvis?
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 05/09/2026
President Trump keepin' it real as always. Wait—is that Elvis?
Trump's hair looks like Al Bundy when he dyed it black using the Grecian formula.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 05/09/2026
It's the right thing to do.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 05/09/2026
This is about to be a complete non-issue. Watch for gas prices near $2 again within 10 days if I were putting money on this.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 05/09/2026
The pundits are silenced again. Watch for oil prices to come crashing down over the next few days. This is huge!
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 03/09/2026
Some major rebranding is underway my sources tell me.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 02/09/2026
That's a heckuva rebranding there.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 02/09/2026
Sophisticated it was Mr. Attorney General!! I talked to more than 20 people who lost their entire life savings buying those gift cards and stamps before you finally put an end to this vicious plot against Americans. God bless you!
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 22/08/2026
The white house press office really isn't stellar with timing
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 22/08/2026
A reminder to everyone coming to my daughter's birthday party, no nut products please. Also the pony ride has been canceled.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 22/08/2026
I have no questions at all.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 20/08/2026
BREAKING: FDA set to approve homeopathy in addition to Viagra and Cialis for ED. THIS IS HUGE!
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 17/08/2026
BREAKING: Flock CEO confirms that company is NOT Big Brother, putting surveillance camera concerns to rest. This is huge!!
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 15/08/2026
NEW STATE MOTTO INCOMING
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 14/08/2026
The economy is going great you guys! Help spread the new good news!
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 13/08/2026
Turns out that was the final straw
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 09/08/2026
TALK ABOUT A NAIL BITER!
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 08/08/2026
I challenge any lawyer to explain how this is not malpractice and naked corruption.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 08/08/2026
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 03/08/2026
Let's simplify. There's a million reasons he's corrupt but here's one of the most obvious.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 28/07/2026
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 03/07/2026
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 01/07/2026
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 21/06/2026
Our parents and grandparents fought and died to keep the reflecting pool natural as it was designed, slime and all. It seems that history is repeating itself.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 21/06/2026
History repeats itself it seems.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 20/06/2026
I mean he's got a point.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 19/06/2026
Attention dear citizens! This is a very important and tremendously amazing announcement. The reflecting pool water is now absolutely perfect and will stay that way forever. Congratulations and our eternal gratitude to President Trump for this glorious gift to America.
War is peace. Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength.  Green algae infested water is crystal clear and delicious.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 19/06/2026
Great news everyone! The pool is perfect again!!!
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 18/06/2026
I think I've pinpointed the problem as to why all the paint is peeling up now in the reflecting pool.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 17/06/2026
The hydrogen peroxide has nothing to do with algae, people. Geez.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 14/06/2026
That's putting it mildly.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 12/06/2026
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 06/06/2026
Look what we got for $14.8 million!
The Lincoln memorial reflecting pool looks like it was covered with flex seal made on TV sealant.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 04/06/2026
Great to see the Trump White house is going ALL IN FOR PRIDE MONTH this year!
Trump hosting a very pride friendly UFC fight on the lawn.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 04/06/2026
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 30/05/2026
Emergency preparation is the duty of every good American, so make sure your family is ready for the unexpected.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 30/05/2026
You just can't make this stuff up.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 30/05/2026
You can't make this stuff up.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 30/05/2026
GREAT NEWS MAGA!! Your Made in China (two years ago back in 2024) and now marked up 200% Trump T1 phone has a super patriotic American flag on the back with the wrong number of stripes!!! Checkmate, libtards!
New Trump phone has flag on the back with only 11 stripes.  The real US flag has 13.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 29/05/2026
The important thing is to be prepared.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 29/05/2026
WHEN IT HAPPENS, WILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY BE READY? Prepare today, party tomorrow. Don't get caught without a plan.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 28/05/2026
I purchased a standard air horn to keep on hand and I suggest that everybody else do the same so we're ready.
An air horn inside a glass case with notes that says break glass when it finally happens.
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Sheeple-Herder @sheeple-herder.com · 26/05/2026
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