Reposted by new face in hellcaylen @caylen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the series finale of this era was the discovery that the guy "Home Halfway" was running a puppet account pretending to be a long covid suffering sex worker just to slide into group DMs it was the perfect swan song to the decade that was the online accountability telenovela of Twitter 1242422 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Sorry, I'm saving these extra seats for Jesus Christ and maybe one apostle 040 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Lady on the crowded subway with a JESUS IS MY LORD sweatshirt is taking up three seats with her bag and other belongings 150 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Was this cat sitting here because he knew how cool his shadow looks 0110 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Ricky Gervais: there is no GOD are you OFFENDED 050 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026It's like something a Danny McBride character would do 020 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I'm watching a season of Survivor from 2002 and before Jeff read the final votes in NYC he rode a jetski past the statue of liberty and stopped to admire it. He just sat there looking at it 180 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 05/10/2025None of my companions wanted to do Space Mountain so I was with this group 032 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 28/09/2025I'm in a cafe and someone whispered "you see Ken Jennings in here sometime" 010 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 27/09/2025I'm in Seattle and everyone's like oh look at me I'm from Seattle 161 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Had a dream that I made William Shatner laugh. Pretty easy to decipher that one 010 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Sebadoh at the Middle East. Shout out to the lady who yelled Sky Pilot 060 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 06/08/2025The Carsitters! Just kidding I don't remember but I'll think about it 010 0
Reposted by new face in hell✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 22/06/2025theres a lot of jokes and also serious takes abt polyamory that paint it in a negative light constantly so let me just say: being poly and seeing and feeling the network of love and connection has been so fulfilling and beautiful for me that i cant imagine life any other way 1243280 0
Reposted by new face in hellMega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 16/06/2025✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨ 4245001295 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Thinking about a weird British guy named Crambleton 050 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 31/05/2025My aunt is turning 70 today so we're going to a restaurant called Tugboats 030 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 31/05/2025"new" pavement song, god damn 2025 is a good time to be a nostalgic music person open.spotify.com/track/7whMo1...open.spotify.comWitchitai-To - LA Rehearsal SessionPavement · Pavements (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) · Song · 2025 050 0
Reposted by new face in hellLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 30/05/2025 384909873 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 28/04/2025When you work in the arts, this is how people tell you the cake is up for grabs 040 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 23/04/2025The guy in the New London Connecticut shirt at work sure does talk about New London Connecticut a lot 030 0
Reposted by new face in hellvineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Glenn Danzig at the start of the misfits coachella set - "Are you ready for some loud, obnoxious, un-PC, unwoke motherfuckin punk music?" You sing about frankensteins my guy, relax 3373973 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Reading a book with no dragons or special powers just to switch it up 010 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Hulking out and smashing stuff to Babooshka 210 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 09/04/2025You know how when you stare up at a building it looks like it's going to fall over on you? It wants to 2284 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 07/04/2025What are the chances that James Gandolfini would be born so close to the James Gandolfini rest area! 120 0
Reposted by new face in hellFive / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 07/04/2025ahh yeah here he comes, big elon musk himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart 246281 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 30/03/2025At least twice a day I imagine Kurt Cobain yelling big jeans 050 0
Reposted by new face in hellAnna Meier @annameier.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Rümeysa's legal team is coordinating a fundraiser for her and her family to help them deal with this crisis, including medical costs since ICE has kept Rümeysa from accessing all her medications. Please donate if you're able:chuffed.orgJustice for Rumeysa OzturkDear Friends, Allies, and Supporters, 151167716 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 25/03/2025As it is my birthday I am reflecting on what an absolute ham of a baby I was. A real chunker 150 0
Reposted by new face in hellBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Politics hasn't been this simple in a long time: do you think it's good for one man to exercise unchecked, arbitrary power or not. Those are the two available ideologies right now 147341346459 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 14/03/2025My dad got a new shovel for his birthday last week and I yelled uh oh shovel time and my family looked at me strangely 080 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Last night I went to a hardware store with my dad and a lady was leaving the store with a shovel and my dad yelled UH OH SHOVEL TIME at her 1201 0
new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I've been thinking about this jacket I saw at the supermarket all day. Mute nostril agony! 090 0
Reposted by new face in hellHoney Bun @honeylilbunny.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Getting kicked out of the lords dungeons again bc I keep trying to sneak onto the stretching rack for “just a few clicks” 252 0