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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the series finale of this era was the discovery that the guy "Home Halfway" was running a puppet account pretending to be a long covid suffering sex worker just to slide into group DMs it was the perfect swan song to the decade that was the online accountability telenovela of Twitter
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry, I'm saving these extra seats for Jesus Christ and maybe one apostle
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lady on the crowded subway with a JESUS IS MY LORD sweatshirt is taking up three seats with her bag and other belongings
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Was this cat sitting here because he knew how cool his shadow looks
Orange cat outside on the sidewalk at night casting a long shadow via the streetlight
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What's in the little free library today
Two books, Passions Between Women and FRENCH FRIES
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Ricky Gervais: there is no GOD are you OFFENDED
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's like something a Danny McBride character would do
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm watching a season of Survivor from 2002 and before Jeff read the final votes in NYC he rode a jetski past the statue of liberty and stopped to admire it. He just sat there looking at it
Jeff Probst sitting on a jetski amd looking at the statue of liberty post 9/11
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You've exploded the manhole in my heart 🕳️
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
None of my companions wanted to do Space Mountain so I was with this group
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Titless Mylk by kreation
Titless Mylk by kreation
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Check out Seattle's Temu Wilco buildings
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Peaks (Twin)
A grinning man near a waterfall
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I'm in a cafe and someone whispered "you see Ken Jennings in here sometime"
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I'm in Seattle and everyone's like oh look at me I'm from Seattle
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Stereolab tonite
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Had a dream that I made William Shatner laugh. Pretty easy to decipher that one
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Sebadoh at the Middle East. Shout out to the lady who yelled Sky Pilot
The band Sebadoh playing live at the Middle East in Boston
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
The Carsitters! Just kidding I don't remember but I'll think about it
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 22/06/2025
theres a lot of jokes and also serious takes abt polyamory that paint it in a negative light constantly so let me just say: being poly and seeing and feeling the network of love and connection has been so fulfilling and beautiful for me that i cant imagine life any other way
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Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨
Brooke from Let's Not Date posted on Facebook 

"Don't send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to...

A: find your mom's Facebook

B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were

C: badly photoshop that into a locket

D: convince you I'm your daughter.

Happy Father's Day Daddy."A screenshot of text messages from him to her begin with a completely covered space where the picture of his penis would have been. 
Brooke replied to this picture of his penis.
Wow it's weird you messaged me today of all days. I was just looking at your profile the other day.

Him: Nice
Did you like what you saw
I can send you more

Brooke: I was a little shocked to be honest.

Him: Why?

Brooke: Well this is going to sound crazy but my dad who I've never met... well it's just his name is also Butch. I don't know his last name but I know he lives in P ...or at least he did... and when I saw your friend request and where you lived my heart dropped.

Him: How old are you

Brooke: 36Him: OK who is your mom

Brooke: I want to answer you for closure but mom asked me to never reach out to you so let's take this slow and find out if it's you first or not. I do have a picture of my dad as a young man...

Him: Show it to me now

Brooke: I keep it in a locket around my neck to keep him close to me.

Him:Jesus That's my senior pictureHim: Erase the picture I sent you
Deplete the picture I sent
Delete
Fucking he'll
Who is your mom
Tiffany
Brandy

Brooke: I can't believe this is really happening. God has blessed us with this moment.

I wish you hadn't sent me a picture of your penis, Dad.

Him: Jesus hell I didn't know
I said delete it
Who is your mom
Where do you live
Delete the picture
Don't tell your mom this ok

Brooke: Happy Father's Day Daddy
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Thinking about a weird British guy named Crambleton
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
One step closer to Pastabot
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
My aunt is turning 70 today so we're going to a restaurant called Tugboats
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
"new" pavement song, god damn 2025 is a good time to be a nostalgic music person open.spotify.com/track/7whMo1...
open.spotify.com
Witchitai-To - LA Rehearsal Session
Pavement · Pavements (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) · Song · 2025
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Simpsons screen shot, Homer on the couch with a bandaged head talking on the phone. He looks irate and says (via subtitles) I TOLD YOU. MY BABY BEAT ME UP.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
vineyille @vineyille
[whispering to date while watching Chappie when Chappie first appears on the screen] That's Chappie
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
When you work in the arts, this is how people tell you the cake is up for grabs
A note on a cake that says HAVE AT THEE
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The guy in the New London Connecticut shirt at work sure does talk about New London Connecticut a lot
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Glenn Danzig at the start of the misfits coachella set - "Are you ready for some loud, obnoxious, un-PC, unwoke motherfuckin punk music?" You sing about frankensteins my guy, relax
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Reading a book with no dragons or special powers just to switch it up
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I had to look at mine, seems fitting
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Hulking out and smashing stuff to Babooshka
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I Just Bought Olive Loaf
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
The baby slapped the doctor!
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
You know how when you stare up at a building it looks like it's going to fall over on you? It wants to
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
New Stereolab album in 2025!!!
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
What are the chances that James Gandolfini would be born so close to the James Gandolfini rest area!
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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 07/04/2025
ahh yeah here he comes, big elon musk himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
elon musk, reaching into a paper bag with what is presumably a bag lunch
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
At least twice a day I imagine Kurt Cobain yelling big jeans
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Anna Meier @annameier.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Rümeysa's legal team is coordinating a fundraiser for her and her family to help them deal with this crisis, including medical costs since ICE has kept Rümeysa from accessing all her medications. Please donate if you're able:
chuffed.org
Justice for Rumeysa Ozturk
Dear Friends, Allies, and Supporters,
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Thank you!
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
As it is my birthday I am reflecting on what an absolute ham of a baby I was. A real chunker
An old picture of me as an enormous baby
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Politics hasn't been this simple in a long time: do you think it's good for one man to exercise unchecked, arbitrary power or not. Those are the two available ideologies right now
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
My dad got a new shovel for his birthday last week and I yelled uh oh shovel time and my family looked at me strangely
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Last night I went to a hardware store with my dad and a lady was leaving the store with a shovel and my dad yelled UH OH SHOVEL TIME at her
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
quiet car rider @online_shawn
If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager
8:14 PM • 2015-10-30
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I've been thinking about this jacket I saw at the supermarket all day. Mute nostril agony!
A dude wearing a big coat that says M.N.A MUTE NOSTRIL AGONY which is an obscure Doors lyric.
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Honey Bun @honeylilbunny.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Getting kicked out of the lords dungeons again bc I keep trying to sneak onto the stretching rack for “just a few clicks”
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new face in hell @shawnline.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Chessburger
A fast food place with a sign that says chessburger, an obvious typo
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