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@shawn5k.bsky.social
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Half Baked | Purveyor of Extravanagnce | NBA/NFL/MLB | Part Time Pokemon Trainer

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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Im losing my mind
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Whoever got you has you out here like Kristy Noem’s husband beloved lol
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Wildest sign of aging I ever got is the recovery time for a mean charlie horse being like 3-5 business days lol
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It never fails to amaze me how many people really fell for the con-man act. The list of transgressions (which grows daily) you have to ignore to see this man as anything resembling moral or a leader is truly astonishing. And now we’re here.
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I vividly recall, Senior year of HS, my business management teacher playing us episodes of The Apprentice. 17 year old me was able to fully realize in the moment Donald Trump was a bumbling idiot, a full on quack, and a man undeserving of any type of acclaim for his “business acumen”.
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I need better thoughts, I need better vibes.
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
LGTB. Let’s get this bread
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Need to take a visit to the Rico Nasty factory
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
It’s an evil world we live in
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
It took me a long time but I have finally radicalized my mother into realizing how pathetic the Democratic Party is lol
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Why is it snowing again man lol this is outrageous
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Sociopath raps >>>
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
“Niggas would tell me, Ma$e Chill No, chill for what? WHO IS THIS NIGGA? 🤘🏽”
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Oh nah I just seen a power line swinging NYC we are in danger 😳
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I spent years clowning zodiacs and astrology and I owe the girlies a massive apology cause mfs just read me like a book WTF
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I really hate having to read “one size fits all” rhetoric when it comes to relationship dynamics. It’s so incredibly reductive
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It’s a great feeling leaving a toxic ass work environment with a horrible boss and realizing you were never the problem
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
J Cole is the least captivating ‘superstar’ rapper that hip hop has ever had & I don’t think it’s particularly close.
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I know J Cole was pissed when Logic dropped that suicide song that he didn’t come up with that idea first
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Zack Fox doing a Rave event DJ Set at a Golden Corral in the BX sounds like an incredible night lmaooo
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SFDB @sfdb.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Haiti is going to the World Cup and seeing the troubled country celebrate is a heartwarming thing. "Scores of Haitians in different communes took to the streets to celebrate with rara bands such as in Cap-Haïtien, Port-au-Prince, Léogâne and Port-de-Paix." 🇭🇹
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Haiti qualifies for World Cup for first time in 52 years on Bataille de Vertières day
Haiti has done the unthinkable. Despite the country’s multitude of challenges that have plagued the soccer sector, Haiti is a World Cup team.
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Don’t risk your reputation going against my repertoire
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It’s scary when you read something that describes feelings you have into the perfect words.
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
She’s lucky cause I was prepared to tell that white devil the world is gonna be a better place once you die
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I’m like you dumb old bitch you the one who’s been talking to me this entire ride. This is NYC and it’s a public train you don’t own this shit. She’s like “im a lawyer” I’m like bitch nobody cares you got a nasty ass spirit Then she got off lmao
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
They started to walk through the train and pass by us, train kinda packed. She’s like “get that shit out of my face” (wasn’t even that close to her btw) So I step in like “wtf is wrong with you” “don’t be talking to people like that” She’s like I don’t care what you think. Stop talking to me.
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Then when Mexican mariachi band subway performers came on the train to start playing their music she started getting pissed on some “who the fuck do they think they are” “why are they doing this”
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Had to curse out some old white lady on the F train today man. She was lost asking for directions at first. Which was fine. I helped. Kept talking which I was just ignoring.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 05/11/2025
hakeem jeffries is a pair of michael jordan jeans in human form.
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Free my brothers and sisters from the stranglehold the Joe Budden Podcast has on my community
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
We as a society have evolved past the need for any commentary from Van Jones. Please stop putting a microphone in this niggas face !
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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Brotha Tiptoe @thesuburbanthug.blacksky.app · 05/11/2025
YOU LESSER OF TWO EVILS NIGGAS CAN SUCK IT. WELCOME TO THE FUTUREEEEEEEE
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
NYC really showed up and showed out today loud and mf clearly. So proud of my city
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The rap fans who listen to Kendrick waiting to hear punchlines while intricate and highly layered rhyme schemes go over their head always crack me up man lol
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
When you realize having a million google chrome tabs open reflects the constant scattered state of my brain at all times
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 02/11/2025
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
parents 8 years from now: yoshinobu yamamoto you go to your room this instant!
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Isaiah Rashad’s - The Sun’s Tirade such an important album to me. That shit just speaks directly to my soul man lol
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I had a moment like this earlier in the year at work where I had to explain to a grown ass man why Elon Musk was a goofy and his intentions with ‘DOGE’ were only self indulgent. He literally could not fathom the idea of the guy being a POS grifter. Do not recommend!
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Sarah Osment @smosment.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
the dumbest person you know is being affirmed by Chat-GPT right now
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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean’s Monster @bracketdobber.net · 28/10/2025
Ah yes, a long, old reach from the “awful white men no one needs to ever hear from again” department.
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Adrian C. Jackson @adriancjax.blacksky.app · 22/10/2025
Bring back portable mp3 players. Seriously, I would rather purchase, download, & keep copies of my music than pay a subscription to stream from Spotify or Apple Music.
Microsoft Zune mp3 playeriPod Classic mp3 playerCreative Labs Zen Vision: M mp3 playerCreative Labs Zen Micro mp3 player
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
You too bruv. That LFC CL dub today did wonders to my spirits 🤣🤣
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
It’s really crazy out here. I hope everyone protecting their peace & keeping it together mentally (im not but im trying)
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BIG CHEECH CAKE @chelsisright.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
One reason the term #StayWoke came out of the Black American community was to warn against falling for the "okie doke" . Instead of white people learning from US, they stole the word, bastardized it, used it against us, AND let people use "being woke" or whatever the fuck against THEM
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5K @shawn5k.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Blue Sky really might clear Twitter alone for the sole fact that I don’t see parody and cartoon avi accounts every time I scroll on here. That shit is exhausting to digest
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Ricky Fontaine @officialblee.blacksky.app · 21/10/2025
“sToP iSoLaTiNg YoUrSeLf” Man, close my door 😑.
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