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Xavier D’Leau

@xavierdleau.com
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world famous podcaster | award winning producer | tedx speaker | part time comedian. email: xd@thexdexperience.com buymeacoffee.com/xavierdleau Los Angeles, California 📍

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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 16m
white women were always the problem. (and latina women who sided with whiteness)
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 20m
Tax those billionaires!!!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 21m
california yes on 40 no on 41 no on 42
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 30m
anybody try javvy products? are they any good?
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 1h
this is like cards against humanity and you're stuck with the one card that doesn't go with the prompt but you have to play it anyway.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 1h
babyface's biggest flaws are 1. that he don't get nearly any of the smoke pebbles gets. 2. he wrote wey u.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 3h
savannah james said
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 4h
yesterday was a hard day at the gym. i half assed that work out but i fucking went.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 4h
one of the ways i stay motivated is i think back to the day and he womenfolk were on here bashing men for looking…the way they do at 40. i said WONT BE ME and fixed that shit.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 4h
yes! 🫂
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 4h
i’ve been to parties at cornell and colgate and it is LAWLESS. OUTLAW. MUDSHOW. in northern and western new york state.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 4h
#aintno Pumpkin Spice. it’s still margaritas and tank top weather.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
GOOD!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
these bastards are shooting fireworks at 8 in the morning. i gotta move out of the city lol
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
jack smith is testifying again
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
the only thing i hate about food now is that i weight everything. it's an annoying extra step but it's hella helpful.
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Euphoric @tracyreps.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Reecie Colbert doing some top tier cussing 😂 youtu.be/GUWRTdxLl7k?...
youtu.be
Amanda Seales, You Got Me F*cked Up!
YouTube video by Reecie Colbert
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
today's meals: breakfast: 2 egg mcmuffins. no cheese. hashbrown. lunch: lean ground beef. lettuce. pico de gallo. reduced fat cheese. black beans. cauliflower rice with onion. snack: watermelon coated in lime zest and juice.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
i stood up and clapped in my house at the end of season 2 of american crime.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
that was some amazing television right there.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
i want to play TC Carson when they get to Living Single
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
well alright!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/09/2026
whoa
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 28/09/2026
i need to go to the gym…. but i don’t feel like it
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 28/09/2026
ellie needs to be a guest host on drag race.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 28/09/2026
the only complaint i have is netflix needs to DESCALE the original ADW. they look crazy as hell.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 28/09/2026
"Department of No Bitches" on a building with a white man in front of it.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 28/09/2026
“yall” is passive aggressive language on social media. i’ll explain at some point.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 28/09/2026
if you’re an iphone 15 or 16 user… 👇🏽
macrumors.com
Siri AI Settlement Website Now Live: Apple to Pay Some iPhone Owners
In May, Apple agreed to pay $250 million to settle a U.S. class action lawsuit over Siri AI's delayed launch, and the settlement website is now live. Apple will pay an estimated $25 per eligible iPhon...
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 28/09/2026
(i be feeling left out cuz tinashe does nothing for me lol)
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 28/09/2026
OMG. RIP Pac aka Neville. omg.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 27/09/2026
ej johnson be looking a mess
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 27/09/2026
EARTHQUAKE
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 27/09/2026
i saw this recipe for baked pancakes in a skillet. www.thekitchn.com/skillet-panc...
thekitchn.com
This Giant Oven-Baked Pancake Is Crispy, Fluffy, and Impossibly Easy
The edges bake up buttery and brown, while the center is taller and more tender than any griddle-cooked pancake.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 26/09/2026
thai iced coffee. i’m finna be awake until thursday but it’s fab
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bastylefilegirl @bastylefilegirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MuSu IS WILD WORK @xavierdleau.com
static.klipy.com
Skeleton: My Honest Reaction Meme
ALT: Skeleton: My Honest Reaction Meme
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 25/09/2026
period!!!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 25/09/2026
it is so bad here omg.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 25/09/2026
the whites in my building have gotten besides themselves and i had to let one of them know yesterday about themselves. they were a lil scared by my response.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 25/09/2026
i think i over did on cable pulls. i can't put my forearms down so i'm walking like peggy bundy.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 25/09/2026
(kinda jealous tbh)
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 25/09/2026
i miss daffys. syms. filene's basement.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 25/09/2026
ive never heard of a nor'easter without snow. mother earth is sick of this shit. take back the night, diva!
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 25/09/2026
i also did not know that the sharper image was still around.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 25/09/2026
???
tmz.com
R&B Singer Keke Wyatt Arrested for Terroristic Threats and Cruelty to Children
R&B sensation Keke Wyatt must be singing the blues ... after getting arrested in Georgia on 3 serious offenses, TMZ has learned
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Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Hey guys, Eat you some fiber today
static.klipy.com
Janet Jackson Hungry Eating
ALT: Janet Jackson Hungry Eating
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 25/09/2026
they done fucked around and brought bed bath and beyond back
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 25/09/2026
E FUCKING NOUGH.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 25/09/2026
this lesbian bar mess is a lot.
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