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@shallowva.bsky.social
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 19h
what if you substituted Draft Dinner Soda for the water when you cook the Kraft Dinner and made the Kraftest Dinner
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 22h
nono, "canon" is the pig form, I have a headcanondorf
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was watching R-rated horror movies at much too young and age, but these PG-13 comedy gremlins freaked me out.
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Mars Attacks Alien with Ray Gun
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Free TVs!
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Half-Life 2 Beta: Gasmask Citizen Encounter
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Banned Buckaroo Week
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh my gods they're making "A Latverian Film"
tweet from @BuzzCrave

Avengers: Doomsday reportedly has at least 6 major deaths.

It's described as one of the darkest movies ever made.

Picture of the Avengers: Doomsday poster with "Doom is Coming" as the tagline

Second picture of Victor Von Doom with his little mask and his hood and his cape chains. Cloak chains? Whatever those fancy things are with the big metal disc on each side holding the cape and a chain between them. He's trying to look like Caesar but hhe just looks ridiculous.
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey buddy
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Bobby Hill Waving from King of the Hill
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shout out to Linkle, apparently the only mod for Dusklight that isn't vibe-coded slop.
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A recomp you can play without fear of it being AI Bro slop. And it's rejecting those who write whole issue reports with GenAi. You love to see it. 👏
A warning to AI Bros that it's proudly human made and that bans from repros will be handed out if Claude is a contributor on any PRs
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hellraiser demo is super weird. Starts out great, nails the atmosphere, has a unique setting, introduces a puzzle mechanic, and then abandons all of that to become a Far Cry style FPS with crafting and upgradable weapons in a generic haunted house. Clive Barker videogames are a mixed bag.
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Is It Too Much To Ask For Both?
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 30/09/2026
Me getting ready for spooky posting in October.
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Obviously.
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like a halfway point between Kokiri and Koroks. Hell yeah.
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THINGS/TUTBEER2.GIF
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mr Krabs is Naked! Plankton's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Mr Krabs is Naked! Plankton's Shocked Reaction
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Waiting For Goatoat
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
500 points is about $0.50 USD in Microsoft store credit. "Please ruin your friendships for pennies!"
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the first questions EMTs ask head trauma patients to determine if they have brain damage is "do you know who the president is?" You seem to be failing that question.
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh no my textures are too juicy and my renders are too buttery!
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of those Post Void like games where your health is constantly decreasing and you have to beat the level in ten seconds or you die, except it's my motivation rapidly dwindling and I'm racing to finish the project I'm working on before I have a panic attack.
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
on my puter 🐟
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It did?!
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whatever algorithm everyone started using in the last couple months to inject ads into videos fucking sucks. I think it's trying to find a "quiet moment" to "avoid interruptions" except most of the time those brief pauses in action are integral to the pacing of a joke or dramatic moment. Shit sucks.
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A wizard is precisely as horny as he needs to be.
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Biggest tech company in the world whose name has become a verb for "looking up facts" put a button on their home page just to show you facts about themselves and it doesn't work.
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They killed the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button for this shit.
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Clicking Google's fun whimsical throwback logo today sends you to an AI chat pre-filled with a goofy prompt and immediately hits you with a warning that it is potentially dangerous to continue. You couldn't make a better commentary on how badly they have fucked up the internet if you tried.
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lookcaitlin @lookcaitlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tim Finkas #1983 h1.nu/1yCBr
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Longfang @longfang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RIP. This product image has killed me.
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Iced coffee hate is the most astroturfed thing I have ever seen. No way anyone organically developed that strong of an opinion about a beverage.
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Quinn Rau @quinnrau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Resident Evil and Silent Hill both got the best films in their respective franchises this year. The former being, obviously, Zach Cregger's Resident Evil, and the latter, of course, being Hokum.
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not to mention the sex appeal!
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
zach cregger should do a doom movie
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/09/2026
it's all this guys fault
vintage illustration of a guy with a floppy's disc for a hard, the old rainbow Apple logo on his tie, several small desktop computers dangling from his belt holding a fanfold printout
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hubris!
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gotta get my hobby stuff back. I can feel myself getting weirder without my digital bread and circuses.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/09/2026
[proudly] i dont know my address or phone number. in fact, i dont know my own name. ive replaced that extraneous information with important thoughts about crazy bones
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You don't have to do this.
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ray-Ban tried to launder this dork's pervert tech through fashion and he said absolutely not, here's one that will make you look dumb as hell too.
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Franken-Lumen ⚡️ @lurizonart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY BI VISIBILITY DAY TO THE GRUNGLER !!!
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know Microsoft stuff happened today but this is actually every company all the time.
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the stage of parasitism where the tapeworm makes you shit yourself to death. When you poop your pants at a work meeting, the tapeworm isn't trying to humiliate you in front of your boss. The tapeworm just wants to eat you and doesn't have a brain capable of understanding cause and effect.
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The end goal for these companies is they employ no one, produce nothing, and generate endless profit. There isn't an agenda, it's just that the people with all the money and the power want more for free.
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HOLD ME COME ON DO IT NOW I'M RIGHT HERE
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me when I try to revive Mit Aia in the favela
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💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If the people employed by Microsoft to make the game aren't safe, how can you feel secure commentating from the sidelines? Am I crazy? This would drive me insane, how do they do it?
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