💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 19hwhat if you substituted Draft Dinner Soda for the water when you cook the Kraft Dinner and made the Kraftest Dinner 110
Reposted by 💀 Shalloween 💀🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 22hnono, "canon" is the pig form, I have a headcanondorf 128795
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was watching R-rated horror movies at much too young and age, but these PG-13 comedy gremlins freaked me out.static.klipy.comMars Attacks Alien with Ray GunALT: Mars Attacks Alien with Ray Gun 010
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Free TVs!static.klipy.comHalf-Life 2 Beta: Gasmask Citizen EncounterALT: Half-Life 2 Beta: Gasmask Citizen Encounter 020
Reposted by 💀 Shalloween 💀~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 02/10/2026oh my gods they're making "A Latverian Film" 813221
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey buddystatic.klipy.comBobby Hill Waving from King of the HillALT: Bobby Hill Waving from King of the Hill 110
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Shout out to Linkle, apparently the only mod for Dusklight that isn't vibe-coded slop. 020
Reposted by 💀 Shalloween 💀Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A recomp you can play without fear of it being AI Bro slop. And it's rejecting those who write whole issue reports with GenAi. You love to see it. 👏 191333400
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hellraiser demo is super weird. Starts out great, nails the atmosphere, has a unique setting, introduces a puzzle mechanic, and then abandons all of that to become a Far Cry style FPS with crafting and upgradable weapons in a generic haunted house. Clive Barker videogames are a mixed bag. 010
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comIs It Too Much To Ask For Both?ALT: Is It Too Much To Ask For Both? 000
Reposted by 💀 Shalloween 💀𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 30/09/2026Me getting ready for spooky posting in October. 034066
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Like a halfway point between Kokiri and Koroks. Hell yeah. 030
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comMr Krabs is Naked! Plankton's Shocked ReactionALT: Mr Krabs is Naked! Plankton's Shocked Reaction 021
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026500 points is about $0.50 USD in Microsoft store credit. "Please ruin your friendships for pennies!" 010
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One of the first questions EMTs ask head trauma patients to determine if they have brain damage is "do you know who the president is?" You seem to be failing that question. 100
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026oh no my textures are too juicy and my renders are too buttery! 1470
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One of those Post Void like games where your health is constantly decreasing and you have to beat the level in ten seconds or you die, except it's my motivation rapidly dwindling and I'm racing to finish the project I'm working on before I have a panic attack. 010
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Whatever algorithm everyone started using in the last couple months to inject ads into videos fucking sucks. I think it's trying to find a "quiet moment" to "avoid interruptions" except most of the time those brief pauses in action are integral to the pacing of a joke or dramatic moment. Shit sucks. 010
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A wizard is precisely as horny as he needs to be. 090
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Biggest tech company in the world whose name has become a verb for "looking up facts" put a button on their home page just to show you facts about themselves and it doesn't work. 133726
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They killed the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button for this shit. 132611
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Clicking Google's fun whimsical throwback logo today sends you to an AI chat pre-filled with a goofy prompt and immediately hits you with a warning that it is potentially dangerous to continue. You couldn't make a better commentary on how badly they have fucked up the internet if you tried. 21507575
Reposted by 💀 Shalloween 💀lookcaitlin @lookcaitlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Tim Finkas #1983 h1.nu/1yCBr 422066
Reposted by 💀 Shalloween 💀Longfang @longfang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026RIP. This product image has killed me. 10540203
Reposted by 💀 Shalloween 💀𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hell yeah found my old GitSe edit 281735509
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Iced coffee hate is the most astroturfed thing I have ever seen. No way anyone organically developed that strong of an opinion about a beverage. 220
Reposted by 💀 Shalloween 💀Quinn Rau @quinnrau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Resident Evil and Silent Hill both got the best films in their respective franchises this year. The former being, obviously, Zach Cregger's Resident Evil, and the latter, of course, being Hokum. 836272
Reposted by 💀 Shalloween 💀Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026zach cregger should do a doom movie 1640615
Reposted by 💀 Shalloween 💀Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/09/2026it's all this guys fault 1049991
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Gotta get my hobby stuff back. I can feel myself getting weirder without my digital bread and circuses. 120
Reposted by 💀 Shalloween 💀merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/09/2026[proudly] i dont know my address or phone number. in fact, i dont know my own name. ive replaced that extraneous information with important thoughts about crazy bones 2070457
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ray-Ban tried to launder this dork's pervert tech through fashion and he said absolutely not, here's one that will make you look dumb as hell too. 130
Reposted by 💀 Shalloween 💀Franken-Lumen ⚡️ @lurizonart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026HAPPY BI VISIBILITY DAY TO THE GRUNGLER !!! 1758293
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I know Microsoft stuff happened today but this is actually every company all the time. 130
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is the stage of parasitism where the tapeworm makes you shit yourself to death. When you poop your pants at a work meeting, the tapeworm isn't trying to humiliate you in front of your boss. The tapeworm just wants to eat you and doesn't have a brain capable of understanding cause and effect. 140
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The end goal for these companies is they employ no one, produce nothing, and generate endless profit. There isn't an agenda, it's just that the people with all the money and the power want more for free. 193
💀 Shalloween 💀 @shallowva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If the people employed by Microsoft to make the game aren't safe, how can you feel secure commentating from the sidelines? Am I crazy? This would drive me insane, how do they do it? 000