Cobwebs @shadowmanor.bsky.social · 6hSure; they're everywhere. But that's not what I immediately think of when I think about CA and I'm assuming he doesn't either. (I grew up in Anaheim.) 000
Reposted by CobwebsTim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 8hActually, a Stone Cold stunner on concrete wouldn’t involve forcibly plowing anyone’s head into anything, but rather driving their jaw into someone’s shoulder with such force that they recoiled and fell onto the concrete back-first, as any student of American culture would know. 1551749
Cobwebs @shadowmanor.bsky.social · 7hOf course he's talking about cities in dirty liberal California. 100
Reposted by Cobwebs Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 7hI swear, if the Democrats won't campaign on "The president says major American cities getting nuked is a small price to pay" 616722
Cobwebs @shadowmanor.bsky.social · 9hHaving Tony Randall doing yellowface is certainly not something that would fly today, but I love both the movie and the book it was based on. 010
Reposted by CobwebsTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 9hjesus christ acab. swatting is vile but after #3 the cops just clearly liked doing it 87013
Reposted by CobwebsYour fave's fave @actually.roiskinda.cool · 9hMeasles. Fucking measles in the got damn 21st century. 0235
Reposted by CobwebsDr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 10hso e.g. making massive life-changing decisions about (e.g.) whether or not to have sex without a condom isn't actually a reliance interest, because you never had an interest in your own body to start with you see, you don't belong to you. you belong to men, by which sam alito means "sam alito" 21057
Reposted by CobwebsKate Watson @loreandordure.com · 12hIt’s not merely the case that Greenland Sharks were eating halibut in Baffin Bay before white men started catching them from boats, but some of *these* Greenland Sharks were eating halibut in Baffin Bay before white men started catching them from boats, and this proposal is an abomination. 26630
Reposted by CobwebsSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 17hReuters with the properly-framed Hastert headline www.reuters.com/world/us/for... 13812
Reposted by Cobwebshammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 19hDont worry your pretty little heads about bodily autonomy ladies, daddy alito knows best 1191
Reposted by CobwebsThe Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 19hI don't remember Steve Jobs telling us that early iPhones might murder a bunch of us and we'll just have to accept it because smartphones are inevitable. Beta test that shit, motherfucker. 911138
Reposted by CobwebsK.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 05/10/2026We need to reinvest in the rule of law, because the other ways of processing our collective trauma are gonna suuuuuuuck. 335562
Reposted by CobwebsGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 20hOn the merits the wealth tax should pass like 99-1 36916
Reposted by CobwebsDaniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 19hMy client and I to MPR about this phenomenon. Two other attorneys are quoted talking about their client as well. We're not going to let ICE get away with making a mockery of court orders like this. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/1...mprnews.orgCatch, release, catch: Inside ICE's new 'farce' tacticMultiple immigration detainees in Minnesota have been ordered released by federal judges only for them to be immediately re-detained by immigration officers at the doors of the Whipple Federal buildin... 115065
Reposted by CobwebsAlex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I feel like more people should be talking about this part 3648962057
Reposted by CobwebsDavid Lebo @leboism.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For those not following NJ politics, please know that the Lt Gov resigned a few days ago because a report came out saying he did serial harassment, and yesterday he went on TV to say "i put that report through multiple AIs and they told me it wasn't sexual harassment." Former university president 441547358
Reposted by Cobwebsjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026yeah, the reason republicans are just not going to budge from texas is the reason why armies try not to abandon their capitals. it isn’t necessarily a strategic defeat to lose the seat of power, but it is a profound blow to morale. 1284339533
Cobwebs @shadowmanor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah. www.riotimesonline.com/lula-campaig...riotimesonline.comLula Campaign Ads: Meta Blocked Brazil Leader's Ad Account, Says It Is BackMeta blocked the ad account of Brazil's President Lula on 23 September and says it works again. Paid online campaign ads must stop on Thursday 1 October. 051
Reposted by CobwebsBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint. 298116712120
Reposted by CobwebsVince D. Monroy @vincedmonroy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026HAPPENING NOW: Anti-Trump demonstrators hold up large sign ahead of Trump’s midterm rally in Ohio He’s not going to like this one 📍Vandalia, Ohio 491586446
Reposted by CobwebsShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026people who got angry about those buddha statues should be even angrier about this 16857274
Reposted by CobwebsSam @samd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026hard to think of a cartoon that better sums up the mind of a Trump voter than this 151229195
Reposted by CobwebsGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 04/10/2026this is a well-reported piece with an awful lot written between the lines, and one of the things that jumps out at me is just how ill-informed these people are. the trucker, his partner, his mother — they can’t even agree *amongst themselves* on a shared understanding of events 19822143
Reposted by CobwebsGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it. 5438011142
Cobwebs @shadowmanor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The author is Laura Gilpin. Adam Ellis (adamtots) did an illustration which I think is lovely. knowyourmeme.com/photos/25722...knowyourmeme.comadamtots two headed calf poem comic | Two-Headed Calf Poem by Laura GilpinSee more 'Two-Headed Calf Poem by Laura Gilpin' images on Know Your Meme! 110
Reposted by CobwebsDerek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There is a woman in Kentucky who writes things on the back of her car to piss off her MAGA neighbors. And I have to admit, this one is particularly inspired. www.tiktok.com/t/ZPLR4mLYV/ 05813
Reposted by CobwebsAlex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 04/10/2026We now live in the kind of mob-run country where none of us can actually believe this is true. 011135
Cobwebs @shadowmanor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If I ever had even the faintest interest in caving, the Nutty Putty incident would have quashed it immediately. (cw for a really depressing death that was completely avoidable by staying the hell away from holes in the ground.) 000
Reposted by CobwebsKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Has Mike Rogers disavowed Elon Musk yet? Has Ken Paxton disavowed Elon Musk yet? Has Mike Collins disavowed Elon Musk yet? Has Jon Husted disavowed Elon Musk yet? Has Susan Collins disavowed Elon Musk yet? Has Ashley Moody disavowed Elon Musk yet? Has Ashley Hinson disavowed Elon Musk yet? 662844714
Reposted by Cobwebsae @aelkus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026its because bringing in people from outside the cult turns it into a normal systems safety problem 131029
Reposted by CobwebsHillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If the baseline argument is young men are just unevolved gorillas, which is what the defense of those men boils down to, why aren't more men offended at being likened to animals. You're cool with that? You're SELF LABELING with that? Okay. Why are unevolved gorillas in charge and not in zoos. 875283
Reposted by CobwebsCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 01/10/2026This is part of a series of terrible arguments that people make that they think are real gotchas. Yesterday, someone said "I get why women would choose the bear, but then why haven't they? Why haven't all women walked into the woods?" 10713100
Reposted by CobwebsJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/10/2026He is so good at messaging. It's really kind of unreal. 311147106
Reposted by CobwebsGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 03/10/2026looking directly into the camera and supervillain monologuing about how i will do everything i can to ensure my party controls the court for the rest of all of your lives while the party is polling south of rabies is certainly a choice one can make 751872
Reposted by CobwebsDerek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Don't just vote because you're scared of losing. Vote because winning is FUN. 0142
Reposted by CobwebsA. Chill @atchill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yes, this is about ICE detention centers. 0137
Reposted by CobwebsMichael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026IT's not here to help us, it's here to immiserate us. It's here to finish the job of stripping us and everything we've built for parts. It was developed with bad intentions and that's why it can never be anything more than a predatory sick joke. 1765
Reposted by Cobwebshammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Jesus christ this thread These editors need to learn shame 0174
Reposted by CobwebsShivvers in Fear 🙀 @shivvy.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026how to lose California’s vote even in the foothills and Orange County 3165
