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Not living in LA I forgot the first rule of LA which is do NOT tell your uber driver that you're in town to see a comedy show

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 7h

Seriously, do these people think we're abusing the sidewalk by walking on them?

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 8h

Looks like when a nurse has to buy a new set of scrubs from the vending machine

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Plain James @plainnjames.bsky.social · 14h

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re sexy James Talarico of the Houston Wokes

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

yeah, they always do that. Like that pizza place tv commercial… that guy knows they're selling that shit to all his competitors, right?

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

lol "Its like a pride watch but for ammosexuals."

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Oh right, this." -everyone in San Francisco just now

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

No, but really, outsourcing our own moral discernment to the talking word toaster is not reasonable or ultimately positive for humans so it’s okay. It is a machine. There’s no mortality to it being used as a machine. You don’t remote lock a guy for cussing out his tractor. What are we doing here?

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I do lead intake for a construction company and people are using these things to email me and they don't understand shit, it's like talking to the crappy drive-thru speaker from bad 90s standup

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When I worked for a brewery I got an angry email about a truck with this on it

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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Comments like this really expose the entitlement of drivers. They expect to be able to drive to any location of their choosing and park right in front for free. Their convenience is the most important thing. Motonormativity is deeply selfish.

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When I worked for a brewery I got an angry email about a truck with this on it

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is fucking exceptional, @anildash.com. “The spread of censored and mangled syntax is happening because people believe, or have experienced, that platforms will silence them for accurately describing the world in plain language. This shit is terrible, and it has to stop.”

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

FWIW, this is the response I got when I emailed:

Thank you for contacting us and for letting us know about the condition of the ballot envelopes you received. I understand how concerning it is to see ballots arrive already opened, and I appreciate you bringing this to our attention.
While opened envelopes can occur during postal processing, we will document your report so the issue can be monitored. We also encourage voters to check their ballot packets to ensure all required materials are included. A complete vote‑by‑mail packet contains:

• The vote‑by‑mail return envelope
• The informational insert
• Four ballot cards
If all materials are present and the ballot cards themselves are undamaged and fully readable, you may still safely use your ballots, and they will be counted.

Best regards,
Ghio
San Francisco Department of Elections
1 Dr. Carlton B. Goodlett Place
City Hall, Room 48
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 554-4375
www.sfelections.org

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I honestly completely understand how rock stars go insane; having 50,000 people sing your own song back to you every night has got to mess with your brain, a different flavor of "kicked in the head by a horse every day"

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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This also means that winter sidewalk maintenance needs to consider older adults, who may not be able to climb over an uncleared crosswalk or navigate an icy sidewalk.

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's the same shit as "participation trophies." Who tf do they think *purchased the fucking trophies*

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I really thought those were the Greg Proops pod race aliens

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dubon robbed Freeman worse than the guy who sold him veneers

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Video games, too- those are essentially just live voice group chats

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He looks like when you bleach something and yeah technically it got rid of the stain but it also just looks all fucked up and weird now

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026

it is very cool (read: very not cool) that "What if the entire regional economy immediately exploded?" is a ballot measure in the bay area because we are in the 'touching the hot stove' era of american history. if you live in the bay area you should vote for the regional transit measure.

The ballot initiative would raise the sales tax rate by 0.5 percentage points in San Mateo, Santa Clara, Contra Costa and Alameda counties and by 1 percentage point in San Francisco, and is expected to generate roughly $980 million annually for the next 14 years to sustain bus, train, metro and ferry lines.

Many of the region’s transit agencies have already proposed contingency plans if the measure fails. BART said it would likely have to end service at 9 p.m. instead of at midnight, reduce train frequencies to 30 minutes and move from five-line to three-line service outside of peak commute hours. Caltrain has proposed eliminating weekend services, closing more than a third of stations and ending operations around 9 p.m. instead of 1 a.m. AC Transit is looking at reducing service by 16%, while Muni said it could eliminate up to 20 routes, cut service by at least 30% and end regular evening service.

The fiscal cliff facing transit agencies was triggered by the decline in ridership due to the pandemic and hit agencies heavily dependent on fare revenues, like BART, the hardest.

SPUR, a nonprofit policy think tank sponsoring the measure, released a report last month that found that if the measure and San Francisco’s Proposition H fail, traffic delays on the Bay Bridge could increase by 33 minutes heading west in the morning and 43 minutes heading east in the evening. Caldecott Tunnel traffic could see delays of an additional 20 minutes in the morning and 27 minutes during the evening commute. Congestion could also worsen along Interstate 580, Interstate 680 and U.S. 101, the report found.

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the 27 agencies ARE sitting down together! Seamless! Transit 2050+! Link21! Hell, even Translink/Clipper was a HUGE step!

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The latter is the whole idea behind suburbia.

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I love the idea that an entire fantasy football league could exist where nobody wants to do it, everybody feels like everybody else wants to do it, so they’re all letting their computers bleep-bloop at each other all season long. I mean that DOES sound like a loneliness epidemic.

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

did he just call his friends" the boring part" of his life?

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Good point, [checks notes] Premium

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

ugh just heard the first jingling bells of the year

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

also... does he think all those people on RAW and SMACKDOWN were killed?

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I also remember a reddit thread where a woman was bringing her baby to NYC and the husband was like "she wants to bring the baby on the bus?!?!?! With a STROLLER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Like wtf do you people think buses and trains even are?

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I love that the same people who genuinely can't comprehend grocery shopping without bringing their own two ton shopping cart get to vote on transit funding

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Plus… I already know what *a* burrito looks like, I need to know what *your* burrito looks like

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Look, the Brewers played a decent game, but you cannot possibly be proud of winning on a technicality like that

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nothing really, he started to pick it up to get off and I took my feet off not particularly quickly, he got off 🤷‍♂️

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

you know four days ago I really liked arike (frustratedly respectfully)

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Exactly. I said this elsewhere but even if am I being close-minded about some things AI can/'t do, I still feel overall confident in my longstanding "the nazis are not here to help us" policy

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The BEST thing that true believers in AI could do is stop evangelizing to people, like me, who think it sucks. Do the hard, years-long work of detaching your beloved technology from the worst people in the world right now: shameless fascists driven by greed and domination. They’re YOUR partners.

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That's kinda the whole point of living in coastal California

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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sort of insane fact about how broken US urban planning is—America now spends more building *just the lights for roads and highways* than on all subways & ground mass transit combined Spending on roadway *pavement* is 18x transit spending

a graph of roadway and mass transit lights

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Jeff @sfjeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I see his point, but I'm also pretty confident in my "nazi lunatics are not here to help us" policy

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