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@sfharris.bsky.social
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Opinion haver. Those opinions are entirely my own. Puns intended. 50% stream-of-consciousness nonsense, 50% earnest commentary. Okay, maybe 80-20. LSG.

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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 12h
Are you to the “any day now” point?
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 22h
My kid LOVES him. He will be very excited to hear this.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Me: Why do I keep having a Dionne Warwick earworm? The bag of Halloween candy on the kitchen counter:
A bag of assorted fun-size candy bars. The wrapper of the Three Musketeers for some reason says “Keep shining”
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They do! This one included about a dozen MacArthur fellows so it wasn’t gonna miss
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The island eats people?? I expect that solves the mystery.
Researchers looking for Amelia Earharts tensions arrive at carnivorous island
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I got up and moved. I’m too old for this shit.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You would think there would be a professional headshot!
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Look, he didn’t say he was GOOD at rodeos
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Every single person in this metro car is playing a video without headphones.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I predict he will find the complexity of this particular rodeo more than a little daunting.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That’s how we learn! Or something
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Jazz to start the evening at the Belonging in Place event at the Building Museum
A trumpet player in front of a very tall chiffon curtain
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Either a cowgirl ballerina or a ballerina cowgirl. I hadn't decided.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make pear butter! Use a recipe for apple butter but swap the cinnamon for a hint of cardamom and add some vanilla.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dolly Parton did a great cover of What’s Up
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not an option when it is already a PDF, alas.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I found the dumbest workaround: export the doc to Word and then save as a pdf. Never mind that IT WAS ALREADY A PDF. I am about to send out a bunch more docs for signature and I can't believe that instead of a functioning piece of software in exchange for my money, I have this:
Adobe's suggested "PDF Space" - which, as far as I can tell, is just a bunch of docs some rando uploaded. This space is "elite performance hub inspired by Real Madrid: master pressure, elite performance and a champion mindset using this PDF space inspored by global champion football club Real Madrid"
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
After uninstalling & reinstalling Adobe pro (and first updating my OS so the uninstall would work at all), it is still not working right, but it does have loads more AI bullshit I can use! All I want to do is save a document I sent out for signature. Every time I try, I get a blank window of doom
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s SO good. Flavor of Mexico truck is still my favorite in the neighborhood, but this is a very close second.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
La Chiquita taqueria on Howell at route 1!
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah, I was proud of him for trying it (his own idea). He said politely that he will probably not order it again - haha
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
17yo decided to try lengua at the taco place tonight. He gave me a bite first. Tasted fine, but… yeah, no, that’s… I’m definitely chewing on a tongue.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nb: I didn’t “grow up” in Chantilly, just moved there starting in 7th grade. I do have nostalgia for the Texas of my youth, but would not want to live there today, considering ... [waves hands] … all the nonsense.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is not a thought I have about Chantilly…
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah they do. I was surprised, but pleased that I don’t have to use my personal device to download 200-page site plans
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ha, I have the opposite problem. I’ve been a Mac book user for 15 years, but just got an iPad for planning commission and I keep being like “where is the mouse??!”
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lisa is it the busiest? Bc it did not look very busy.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A 2013 fb memory from a tour of community development projects in the Twin Cities. This still makes me laugh.
Fb post captioned: This was just described to me as "the busiest intersection in the state of Minnesota.

It is accompanied by a crappy photo out window of a bus showing two cars waiting at a stoplight
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We’ll see how it goes. I pay for a pro subscription so I’d like it to work 😕
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Had not planned to spend my Saturday battling Adobe Acrobat Pro, but here we are
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He switches the screen to hide the album cover because I said it reminds of a horrible screamy Francis Bacon painting and I don't like looking at it - lol
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes spot on
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
B has been playing this in the car lately!
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh, hey, National Park Service web people. I see you.
Entry for First Ladies National Historic Site in Ohio, illustrated with a photo of Michelle Obama and Jill Biden
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s enough knowing things for today, I’m afraid.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let’s all wear our “I fell for the ad” outfits to the next bourbon club!
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think our motto needs to be "always a flat machine print"! And yeah, they are totally lying, but who's going to stop them, I guess?
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am reading a decade-old document that is allegedly the final-final published version and they must have done a botched find-and-replace because every single reference to the District of Columbia looks like this
"the District of Columbia of Columbia"
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I must be in the 1% of Americans who look at Elon Musk and say "Keep that guy TF out of here."
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*of Autocorrect, why?
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now having fond memories OSS a silvery gray chenille sweater from Banana Republic…
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We are begging/borrowing/stealing to go private for a reason...
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Last night Planning Commission recommended approval for St Stephens' request to add lights to its playing fields. There were 2 speakers in support (students! they did great!) & zero opposition from neighbors. I can't help noticing the contrast from when the public school wanted to light its field.
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I thought at first you meant the goats were your partners and I’m pretty disappointed
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I do the majority of my clothes shopping in thrift stores and that was a good reminder to just keep doing that
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same deal here. The “store” claimed to be in Nashville, but it shipped directly from China. My fingers are crossed, but my hopes are not high…
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah I don’t metro regularly but the last few times it’s been all 6 car trains
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LOL
Closeup of black and tan striped dress showing the “linen texture” printed on the tan parts
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SFH @sfharris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is my Temu moment, I guess. I do not usually fall for things, so tip of the cap to them.
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