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Sex Wizard's the handle, can you handle it? One-man moshpit at the party of the internet!

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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 14h
Otterly so. I'll see myself out.
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haversack @hsack121.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We really are in the dumbest timeline right now..
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 14h
An ouroboros of self-delusion.
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record-guy59.bsky.social @record-guy59.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No American should have to walk past soldiers to vote!
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 17h
It's from @existentialcomics.com existentialcomics.com/comic/674
existentialcomics.com
Schopenhauer: is the Glass Half Empty?
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this is the only reason why certain people wanted to know—and spread—her name without her consent. so they can abuse her, too.
cnn.com
Cornell’s Jane Doe is ‘terrified’ after death threats and a swatting incident, her lawyer says | CNN
One month ago, the woman now known to America as Cornell’s Jane Doe was living in New York City and trying to break into the hotel industry, her lawyer says. Now she’s facing threats and hiding out at...
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 17h
There hasn't been a president who hated half of America this much since Jefferson Davis.
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 17h
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie, if you’d like
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The targeting of one data center is proving a really useful natural experiment showing which sites and ideologies are an echo chamber of Russian propaganda
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Mjkwho @mjkwho.bsky.social · 22h
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 18h
im trying to document this Talarico conspiracy theory and i don't think i can possibly top this one right-wing conspiracy brain is so advanced that they are accusing their own conspiracies of being false flags
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 18h
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 18h
Some BODY once taught me It's okay to punch Nazis. Just sock that fascist fool in the head...
static.klipy.com
Smashmouth - All Star Music Video Scene
ALT: Smashmouth - All Star Music Video Scene
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The current White House Press Secretary is an insane liar. Change my mind.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 23h
ICE always lies. It’s the one constant in our tumultuous time.
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I knew at the time I would come to regret eating a whole can of sardines topped with ghost pepper sauce.
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This Is What I Expected!
ALT: This Is What I Expected!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I converted to Catholicism six weeks before running for office. Here’s what the pope gets wrong about live-streamed executions.
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No, you're thinking of "Rent".
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The discourse on antisemitism in the country is such that Mike Rogers can simultaneously attack Abdul El-Sayed *as* antisemitic, as a scary foreign Muslim critic of Israel, and also *with* antisemitism, as a tool of the foreign-born Jewish puppeteer.
"LEAKED: Footage of Abdul El-Sayed fundraising last night in the California home of the far-left Soros family. 

Abdul’s education was paid for by the Soros family and NOW they are funding his campaign to make him a U.S. Senator 

The Soros family is funding Abdul because he will carry out their agenda of: 

➡️ defunding the police 
➡️ emptying prisons, and letting violent criminals & sex offenders back onto the streets 
➡️ gender transition surgeries for minors 
➡️ allowing illegals to vote in American elections 

Abdul is too extreme for Michigan."
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Rocky Horror Picture Showgirls.
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's what I've been saying.
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Digger, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shoot, missed The Thief.
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Thing, The Cook, His Wife, and Her Lover.
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Samurai Jack's Shocked Gasp
ALT: Samurai Jack's Shocked Gasp
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
October 8, 2026 170 points • No mistakes 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟨🟨 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟩🟩 4x3.fun
4x3.fun
4 × 3
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hankgreen.com/smush · Oct 8 339 pts · ★★ pangram first · frik! 😤 · no hints · 5-day streak 🥞🟨🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🟨
hankgreen.com
Smush
A daily word game. Each letter gets 5 uses. Except the gold one, which is always required.
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Parseword #253 ⏱️ 2m18s ⭐️ No Assists 🫄 Secret Found
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wordle 1,937 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1215 🟪🟪🟪🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Fat finger error.
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For an extra charge.
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh, he's going to personally pick the manliest, square jawed, "High T" he can find. They'll have camera facing intros with stupid GI Joe code names. Either Trump or Kegs breath will be the one saying "ready, aim, fire!"
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Straight out of some YA dystopian novel.
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I swear I need to get "Slow Down. Chew Your Food" tattooed on the back of my hand. Damn near had to do a Heimlich Manouver on myself.
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*Recently* and currently banned books, too, which is even better!
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hankgreen.com/smush · Oct 7 804 pts · PERFECT 💯 · 4-day streak 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞
hankgreen.com
Smush
A daily word game. Each letter gets 5 uses. Except the gold one, which is always required.
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wordle 1,936 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1214 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Parseword #252 ⚡️ 57s ⭐️ No Assists 🦜 Secret Found
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Before he was appointed, Kash Patel was flagged by FBI counterintelligence agents as being deeply enmeshed in influence operations run by the Russians and Chinese. After he took over, Patel began systematically eliminating all Russian and Chinese counterintelligence capacity. What to make of that?
npr.org
As Trump focuses the FBI on immigration, counterintelligence is falling behind
The cuts come as a consequence of President Trump and FBI Director Kash Patel's focus on violent crime and immigration, leaving other priorities understaffed.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People do not understand how men who are white supremacists can have wives who are women of color and I need folks to realize that those men see their wives as subordinate property and not equals. These men are foaming at the mouth to bring back quadroon balls.
Screencap from Invincible: "I do love your mother, but she's more like a pet to me."
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Vice signaling.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Sex Wizard @sex---wizard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Apropos of nothing in particular but I've had "Heaven is a Place on Earth" by Belinda Carlisle since I woke up three hours ago.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 07/10/2026
ICE is slamming far northern Illinois for a second day in a row. Rapid responders in Rockford say federal agents detained a group of roofing workers this morning—eight men all the way from Minnesota. Volunteers are currently trying to locate their families. From a local immigration attorney:
From Sara Dady Facebook page

Image of black pathfinder SUV

Sprayed plates like on this vehicle currently parked at the Radisson on Bell School Road in Rockford are illegal. FLOCK can't read ICE's sprayed plates but can read law-abiding drivers' plates.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“I can do whatever I want” says the guy who denies dozens of sexual assault allegations.
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