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7thcrow

@sevnthcrow.bsky.social
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Attorney at LOL working as a Court Jester/Clerk/Administrator. I scream into the void about what amuses or enrages me, mostly about lawtalkin stuff, my nails, my cat Mr Sniffs vonMojo, Phish shows, getting sober, arts n crap. Waiting on my UFO. 🦄⚖️🤓⭕️🎶🛸🍀🌈😼💅🏻

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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 1h
Weekend’s mank turned bad enough that I spent from 6:30 to 7:20 telling myself to put my second alarm on, not fall back asleep (2nd alarm is for 6:45 so how’d that go), got as far as pants on and then called out and slept until 2. About to go back to bed now. Ugh
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This trial isn’t settling and I want to cry
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ucpete @ucpete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Phish Jim Whelan Boardwalk Hall Atlantic City, NJ October 4, 2026 The Squirming Coil outro: the moment when Page walked over to play the famous pipe organ - the largest and loudest instrument on earth - not played publicly in almost a century ... moving Page to tears. Gorgeous stuff #phish #weeping
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was nice of the sky to cooperate with the spooky house
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sovereign citizen basketball player: “I’m not traveling. I’m driving”
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh heckin I just remembered I saved the inktober prompts like 2 weeks ago and had all intentions on participating. Sigh
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𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙖𝙗𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 @secretcabdrivre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How many days until Riviera Maya 2027? This many. #phish #RivieraMayaCountdown
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Newest Super Group,,, FLAVOR DAVES,!! #DaveMatthews #DaveGrohl #FooFighters
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I made it to a bunch of witch crawl stores today and it’s beginning to look very New Englandy out there. Also got giant light up cat arch set up. I snapped a wire so I’m a little worried my repair is janky. So I didn’t hide all weekend… but I suddenly have a sore throat I don’t need in my life 😭
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me: “This week sucked I’m going to be absolutely feral and not leave the house all weekend.” Also me: “I could be in Atlantic City for Phish in 5 hours…” I do actually want to play along with this years witch crawl… she added some cafes and such in, not just the shops full of shiny things
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Went to the women’s AA group for the first time in weeks and I’m glad I did because a woman I was hoping to see showed up for the first time after a relapse. So that was good. But the McDonald’s I bribed myself with to go was thwarted when I pulled up at 8:30 and it was 15 fucking cars deep 😭
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My brain apparently couldn’t decide if I wanted to get my coworkers opinion or wisdom so my mouth asked for her opisdom 😂
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
News was at the community meeting about the data center issue but I was around a corner so they can’t edit me into the segment again lol I talked about the moratoria other towns have successfully placed and zoning regs another adopted after one. Kid behind me started yelling we need a ban. Blah
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Next phish show
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Grand opening of a new bookstore, first shelf I came to had The Power and Handmaid’s Tale featured prominently so I’m in the right place
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look at these goobers on my trail cam 💚💚
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why do good sunsets always happen in grocery store parking lots?
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I didn’t go to the thing I had a ticket to, I’m so done with this week :(
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whyyyy are the registers at the store all 4 or 5 deep it’s just rain ffs it’s not a snow nor’easter
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Workin 9 to 5
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Day, everybody! youtu.be/UbxUSsFXYo4?...
youtu.be
Dolly Parton - 9 To 5 (Official Video)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stickers, anyone? 🤲 [ #cuteart #artshop #shopsmall ]
Two sticker designs. One is holo and is a white cat with a big human hand that reads “if you talk to me about using an AI chatbot I WILL crash out.” The other is a long cat curled around itself, designed to look like a fishbowl aquarium. The water part is printed on clear material.
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Called out yesterday for a couple reasons but I’ve been in this flare up and today I’m still in various states of pain but also woke up with the feeling like my left arm is totally sunburnt. I would love for this work person to say “getting old is fun” to that nonsense
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please convince me I don’t want to respond to the judicial employee education committee that just emailed everyone info to sign up for an AI course from aarp “QUIT NORMALIZING THIS SHIT”
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all-hallows-eve-ison steele, organic human person 🎃 @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
Tumblr screenshot

(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
Golden Age Superman pulls two men through yellow wooden fencing through a glory hole and says, "Let's get acquainted!"
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did some hippie woowoo sound bath in a salt cave shit tonight. It was lovely 🧘‍♀️
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Spousal unit and I had our 13th anniversary and he srsly blew my mind this time around… took me to a favorite restaurant, gifted me the absurd unicorn kimono I’ve stopped myself from buying repeatedly, then I took out a tiny sombrero and inside is a travel package for Riviera Maya Phish in January 🤩
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Next issue blub. It says, "Next: CHAOS!"
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Orrin Grey @orringrey.com · 21/09/2026
No thoughts, only this bat from the opening credits of My Neighbor Totoro (1988).
A very cheerful bat from the opening credits of My Neighbor Totoro (1988).
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think all the scales agree I’m down 60 pounds now thank goodness. Shit wasn’t moving for awhile there.
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Cartoon Rabbit Explodes Weight Scale
ALT: Cartoon Rabbit Explodes Weight Scale
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I get two types of temps now: A makes a mistake and panics until I tell them I once transferred $1M in the wrong direction and I’m still employed, it’s FINE. B makes a mistake and doesnt care or *gets annoyed* we’re upset because they’ve never faced a single consequence even when they fail.
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Time to chauffeur the mouse I caught in my room at 4am to the park several miles away. I spotted him 2 nights ago trying to get out the window and that’s probably why I haven’t slept right 🫠
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Still stewing over how, when I said I knew was having a flare because pain shot through my arm turning the key/doorknob to the office, I got “Yup, it’s not fun getting old.” Getting old is my knees being arthritic from my chaos as a youth, disproportionate or inexplicable pain is different kthx
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you ever need your faith in the sciences restored after having it so violently compromised by techbros masquerading as technologists, I encourage you to check out the breakthrough after breakthrough ongoing in oncology. 
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Jason Moore @moorejh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#infosec
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Boss joked about me taking a vacation to a spa in New Mexico work bestie just returned from and the eagerness at which I leapt at that chance absolutely scared him
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
GTFO my bedroom
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why are men
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My misanthropy is high enough just handling civil matters, forget criminal. We have an alleged sex offender on and the mother of his child took her out of school to come to court today. Not for trial or testimony, it’s just scheduling. The child is the alleged victim ffs what are people even doing
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I believe I have stressed myself into a fibromyalgia flare up 😭 it had been relatively calm
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kinda freaking the fuck out over this trial that didn’t settle. Last time around it was only the powder company and it went 6 weeks with literally 10000 exhibits uploaded. This one has corps like martwal and greenswal and svc pharmacy still in it. 20+ corp attys, camera coverage, I cannot 💀
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Whitest thing ever spotted in my neighborhood… Tesla rolling down the street while the occupant blasts/yells along to “Hey Soul Sister”. It was like attempted gentrification of somewhere that’s already questionably a sundown town
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
3:30 wake-up for various reasons (mainly anxiety), 6:45am traffic, knee injections, yard is full of angry now homeless yellow jackets, and now it’s time for court staffing in the face of AI bullshit webinar I’m gonna be in a great mood by 2 lol
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Came home, spent an hour chopping up stuff into a minestrone, it’s just about done but I want to go to bed 🫠
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Whew. 95% relief at that rejection email, that was going to be a helluva transition to go through
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Wile E Coyote Catches Road Runner: Now What?
ALT: Wile E Coyote Catches Road Runner: Now What?
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Mike 🍁 @thewarrenisempty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'd follow her into hell
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7thcrow @sevnthcrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The more of these town meetings I attend the more people want me to run for shit and I’m just like 😬😬😬
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