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Seth’s Pencil

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Just a pencil writing jokes about national realities ✏️

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is crazy.
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Satan @s8n1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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God @thegodshow.com · 21/08/2026
Hybristophilia: sexual or romantic attraction to people who commit crimes, particularly serious or violent crimes.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
When Truth Becomes Treason. First Colbert. Now Kimmel. Criticize power → get fired. That’s not democracy. It’s fascism. Read the entire truth here 👇
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When Truth Becomes Treason
First Colbert, now Kimmel — when criticizing power gets you fired, that’s not democracy. It’s fascism.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Goodnight 🌙 Fuck ABC
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God @thegodshow.com · 24/08/2025
In response to all your prayers, I can report that Donald is not long for this world, what with the swollen cankles and bruised hands and sausage fingers and such. Please bear with the Reaper. They haven’t failed at this yet.
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God @thegodshow.com · 24/08/2025
HEY DONOLD — YOU’RE NOT GETTING INTO HEAVEN SO STOP ASKING! WE DON’T LET PEDOS IN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! - GOD
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Baller Alert @balleralert.com · 05/06/2025
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Octavia Spencer Is Bringing “Ma” Back—Yes, She’s Still Crazy
It’s official. Octavia Spencer is stepping back into her creepy party-hosting role in a sequel to Blumhouse’s hit thriller “Ma.” The production company behind some of horror’s biggest modern hits […] The post Octavia Spencer Is Bringing “Ma” Back—Yes, She’s Still Crazy appeared first on Baller Alert.
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God @thegodshow.com · 08/04/2025
This is what happens when everyone knows gramps shouldn't be driving but no one wants to take away his keys.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Hey NBC and Seth Meyers, y’all need to book the largest possible venue in D.C. on April 26th and do a competing fundraiser and comedy show that actually celebrates the First Amendment. Televise it. Make Amber Ruffin the central act. Send a message that free speech is non-negotiable.
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Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
All I’m saying is, Sleepy Joe kept you sleeping *peacefully* when it came to your 401k 🤷🏾‍♂️
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🩵JoJo📎 @thejojoyouknow.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I’m not ok & that’s ok. It’s not remotely close to being “normal” times, it’s pure chaos in the USA now. It’s ok if you’re not ok, it means that u care 4 others & hate seeing our Constitution & Democracy under threat. It’s ok because we stand against fascism & tyranny. What’s NOT ok is giving up! ❤️
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 19/12/2024
It's only classified as terrorism when you punch up.
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✨ A Pimp Named Thickback ✨ @taurus-groove.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Posting this by lunch
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF
 IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT 
old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!
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Literary Pearls @literarypearls.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all." Arthur C. Clarke
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God @thegodshow.com · 14/12/2024
Shout-out to everyone keeping me out of schools. I don't want to be there either.
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The Skeetleethe 🌴 @yayasreign.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Fyi: Old is most definitely a mindset doesn’t have shit to do with age!
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God @thegodshow.com · 12/12/2024
Universal healthcare isn’t just a pipe dream folks. Early human societies thrived by sharing resources and caring for the sick to ensure collective survival. It’s already in your code!
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Baller Alert @balleralert.com · 09/12/2024
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Jay-Z Responds to Assault Allegations: “We Don’t Play These Types of Games. We Have Very Strict Codes and Honor”
Jay-Z has swiftly fired back over claims that he sexually assaulted a 13-year-old girl back in 2000 with Diddy. In a statement issued via his Roc Nation social media platform, […] The post Jay-Z Responds to Assault Allegations: “We Don’t Play These Types…
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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
You are enough♥️
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Tarik Moody @tarikmoody.com · 29/11/2024
Yale Asian American: from 30% to 24% Black: Remained steady at 14% Princeton Asian American: from 26% to 23.8% Black: Decreased from 9% to 8.9% Duke Asian American: from 35% to 29% Black: Increased from 12% to 13% source: www.nytimes.com/2024/09/17/u... #AddToBlackSky
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Yale, Princeton and Duke Are Questioned Over Decline in Asian Students
The legal group that won a Supreme Court case that ended race-based college admissions suggested it might sue schools where the percentage of Asian students fell.
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2rawtooreal.bsky.social @2rawtooreal.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
President Biden‘s official statement on pardoning his son youtu.be/wzaFjVsWdcs?...
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President Biden pardoning his son (parody)
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean. So give him a salad, maybe.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 28/11/2024
I gotta lay down soon so I don't sleep through Thanksgiving
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 28/11/2024
I'm starting a Thanksgiving tradition where I get drunk and sing Bridge Over Troubled Water and fall in the mashed potatoes
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