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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 06/10/2026

From @ABC on Twitter: More than a dozen kittens from a Minnesota rescue organization made an adorable field trip to SEA LIFE at Mall of America.

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 03/10/2026

NW (in an entirely empty theater)

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 17/09/2026

ALERT ALERT NEW CAT JUST DROPPED

"Beautiful new cat species is first to be named in a century"
The enigmatic tiger cats of South America now encompass a new species – the tilcayo – bringing the number of known tiger cat species to five

[photo of a small wild cat]

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 19/08/2026

this thing is the cybertruck of stadiums

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 17/08/2026

Leo finally found the brain cell but uh

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 06/08/2026

what is happening why do I keep getting texts like this

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 05/07/2026

lmao why did my parents take us to a British restaurant to celebrate the 4th of July

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 29/06/2026

did the Curtis Sliwa furry pic make it over here yet

Curtis Sliwa poses for a photo with a group of fursuit-ed furries during NYC Pride. He is holding a fursuit head (unclear if it is his own)

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 06/06/2026

afaik this is what's been happening

Diagram titled 'Graham Platner Discourse':

Circle labeled "People with Internet Access" with 2 smaller circles inside it, and a separate circle labeled "Eligible Voters in Maine". The 2 smaller circles are labeled "People opposing Graham Platner" and "People defending Graham Platner"

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 27/05/2026

damn idk how yall are so good at this

"How many U.S. cities can you name?" website. Only one city has been named: Intercourse, Pennsylvania, with a total population of 1,494 (0.00% of the national urban population in 2020).

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 27/05/2026

jesus christ republican voters are even more cucked than i imagined

Texas Runoff Election Results. With 58% of votes in, Ken Paxton leads incumbent John Cornyn 63%-37%. The race has been called for Ken Paxton.

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 11/04/2026

Wait I love the sailboat in the background of this one lol

NASA's Orion spacecraft carrying Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman, Pilot Victor Glover, and Mission Specialist Christina Koch from NASA, along with Mission Specialist Jeremy Hansen from the CSA (Canadian Space Agency), splashes down in the Pacific Ocean near San Diego, California, at 5:07 p.m. PDT, (8:07 p.m. EDT) on Friday, April 10, 2026.

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 11/04/2026

Still can't believe we really did it again omg

NASA’s Orion spacecraft with Artemis II crewmembers NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman, commander; Victor Glover, pilot; Christina Koch, mission specialist; and CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen, mission specialist aboard is seen under parachutes as it lands in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of California, Friday, April 10, 2026.

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 07/04/2026

This is clearly a set of kitten pawprints in fine sand, you can't fool me

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 07/04/2026

I don't know how to reconcile seeing some of the most beautiful images ever taken by human hands with everything else going on today, but I'm just in tears here at work looking at these

Captured by the Artemis II crew during their lunar flyby on April 6, 2026, this image shows the Moon fully eclipsing the Sun. From the crew’s perspective, the Moon appears large enough to completely block the Sun, creating nearly 54 minutes of totality and extending the view far beyond what is possible from Earth. The corona forms a glowing halo around the dark lunar disk, revealing details of the Sun’s outer atmosphere typically hidden by its brightness. Also visible are stars, typically too faint to see when imaging the Moon, but with the Moon in darkness stars are readily imaged. This unique vantage point provides both a striking visual and a valuable opportunity for astronauts to document and describe the corona during humanity’s return to deep space. The faint glow of the nearside of the Moon is visible in this image, having been illuminated by light reflected off the Earth.

The Artemis II crew captures a portion of the Moon coming into view along the terminator – the boundary between lunar day and night – where low-angle sunlight casts long, dramatic shadows across the surface. This grazing light accentuates the Moon’s rugged topography, revealing craters, ridges, and basin structures in striking detail. Features along the terminator such as Jule Crater, Birkhoff Crater, Stebbins Crater, and surrounding highlands stand out. From this perspective, the interplay of light and shadow highlights the complexity of the lunar surface in ways not visible under full illumination. The image was captured about three hours into the crew’s lunar observation period, as they flew around the far side of the Moon on the sixth day of the mission.

Earthset captured through the Orion spacecraft window at 6:41 p.m. EDT, April 6, 2026, during the Artemis II crew’s flyby of the Moon. A muted blue Earth with bright white clouds sets behind the cratered lunar surface. The dark portion of Earth is experiencing nighttime. On Earth’s day side, swirling clouds are visible over the Australia and Oceania region. In the foreground, Ohm crater has terraced edges and a flat floor interrupted by central peaks. Central peaks form in complex craters when the lunar surface, liquefied on impact, splashes upwards during the crater’s formation.

Earth sets at 6:41 p.m. EDT, April 6, 2026, over the Moon’s curved limb in this photo captured by the Artemis II crew during their journey around the far side of the Moon. Orientale basin is perched on the edge of the visible lunar surface. Hertzsprung Basin appears as two subtle concentric rings, which are interrupted by Vavilov, a younger crater superimposed over the older structure. The lines of indentations are secondary crater chains formed by ejecta from the massive impact that created Orientale. The dark portion of Earth is experiencing nighttime. On Earth’s day side, swirling clouds are visible over the Australia and Oceania region.

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 10/03/2026

haha yeah same here 😅 (our actual usual takeout place has a 3.9, wtf)

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 21/02/2026

I need unc to lock the fuck in right now

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 18/02/2026

"Is there any technology the left is excited about?"

Lyrics from Weird Al's "Hardware Store":

Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, **automatic circumcisers**
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 08/02/2026

inshallah the horses pray to mecca again tonight

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 26/01/2026

I miss you so much but thank god I'm not there

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 04/12/2025

does this count @theonion.com can you pay me to do silly photoshops please

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 23/11/2025

i think i got a 25 the last time i took this lol theinnocencetest.com

The Innocence Test

Baddie (52)
you're the most fun, but my mom would for sure let me hang out with you still. you've managed to find that sweet spot we all look for - teach us your ways.

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zach @serotoningoblin.gay · 18/11/2025

had a dream where women I didn't know kept hitting on me and trying to stroke my hair and so on and I had to keep fighting them off and shouting "YOU'RE! NOT! MY! KITTEN!!!!"