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Dave Seropian

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/08/2026
Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land theonion.com/study-dolphins-not-so-…
Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land
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Dave Seropian @seropes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Editor: You get those photos of Steven Spielberg and E.T.? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what
A publicity photo of Steven Spielberg and E.T. looking real sexy...
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Dave Seropian @seropes.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's a classic, but it still cracks me up every time. Need a little inspiration? Check this out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XI3...
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Do Something Difficult! (ORIGINAL Motivational Speaker Board Break Fail)
YouTube video by Josh Plotkin
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is my favorite thing I've written for @mcsweeneys.net in a while. Hope you folks enjoy it! I think the headline pretty much clears up what it's about.
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My Critics Are Missing the Nuance of My Membership in the Wealthy People Hunting Poor People for Sport Club
“Over the last couple of years, I’ve been focused on making a positive impact on how the future unfolds, especially in tech, AI, and which areas of the body ...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/07/2026
Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting theonion.com/man-binge-watches-enti…
Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I never had a teacher believe in me like this.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I heard that there are thousands and thousands of cases of Rep. Claudia Tenney drowning kittens in her kitchen sink. It happens all the time. But Rep. Claudia Tenney will tell you it doesn't happen because you can't prove it.
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Ron Marz @ronmarz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Best Alien illo ever...?
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 19/06/2026
Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 16/06/2026
This is Edie. She was trying to catch her tail when suddenly things turned sideways. Legend has it she is still rolling to this day. 13/10 (TT: golden_gang_tom_and_edie)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/06/2026
E.T. Admits Shock At Not Even Being Called For Cameo In ‘Disclosure Day’ theonion.com/e-t-admits-shock-at-no…
E.T. Admits Shock At Not Even Being Called For Cameo In ‘Disclosure Day’
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 12/06/2026
Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/06/2026
“As we speak, Mr. Met is canoeing down the Envira River deep in the heart of the southwestern Amazon, distributing Mets hats, foam fingers, and Doc Gooden rookie cards to people who have never even heard of David Wright,” said Mets owner Steve Cohen
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Mr. Met Embarks On Missionary Trip To Spread Mets Fandom To Uncontacted Amazon Tribes
NEW YORK—Touting the initiative as a way to “bring love for the Orange and Blue to the places that need it most,” the New York Mets front office announced Thursday that franchise mascot Mr. Met had em...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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🥀🪦 @graveyardgirly.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Another shot of the door at St Edward’s, Stow-on-the-wold.
The church door at St Edward’s, Stow-on-The-Wold.

Supposedly inspired Tolkien’s writing of the “Door of Durin” from the Lord of the rings (although this is not authenticated, but he was known to visit stow in particular)

The church resides on the site of a Saxon church and these two ancient yew have grown against the doors for centuries, their roots embedding themselves naturally framing the arched stone door frame. Above, Are stained glass windows with ornate tracery, in reds and blue. A wrought iron lantern hangs above the door which lights up the Cotswold stone in the evenings .

This door is highly popular in stow and heavily photographed by Tolkien fans in the summertime, so I visited on a early morning during a rain shower, and got a good few moments to appreciate the church and the churchyard on my own. Highly recommended a visit to stow if you are ever in the Cotswolds!
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Mike Maihack @mikemaihack.com · 06/06/2026
Have a lovely weekend! ❤️💐
Watercolor drawing of Poison Ivy giving Harley a fresh (like, still on the vine fresh) bouquet of black and red roses--and it looks like it comes attached with a couple extra girls (Batgirl and Supergirl) wrapped up with it. How nice!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 05/06/2026
Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!
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Dave Seropian @seropes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You should read this. It was written by a human.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 29/05/2026
Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!
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Tom Humberstone @tomhumberstone.com · 22/05/2026
“We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend” is a banger. And a rallying cry for artists in the AI slop era.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 22/05/2026
Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!
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Jake Lahut @jakelahut.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I have come to love this subgenre of video, and boy oh boy this might be one of the best ones to date lol
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 14/05/2026
Spotted on Tumblr…
Screenshotted tweet:”If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting fir a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it gas more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.”
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Gurdeep Pandher of the Yukon @gurdeep.ca · 14/05/2026
When adversity strikes, our minds naturally gravitate toward threat detection and problem amplification. Healthy positivity interrupts this pattern by redirecting our cognitive resources toward possibility rather than limitation.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13/05/2026
This is Jam. He said he was the highest jumping golden retriever in Ontario. May or may not have lied on his resume. Still 13/10 (IG: skythepupvlogger)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/05/2026
God Discontinues The Pebble theonion.com/god-discontinues-the-p…
God Discontinues The Pebble
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time
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Ron Chan @rondanchan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Using the rules of linear perspective to combat ai slop can I get a hell yeah
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
is the spider ok
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Cole Haddon @colehaddon.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Peter Ostrum and Gene Wilder having a laugh in Munich, 1970. 📸 Steve Schapiro.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/04/2026
Should Companies Discontinue Unpaid Intern Fights
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Dave Seropian @seropes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Disgraceful. @washingtonpost.com is now a partisan rag.
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Daniel Pomarède @pomarede.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
In case you missed it: first-person video footage of the U.S. Navy Divers Medical Team opening the hatch and entering inside the Orion Integrity capsule to meet the Artemis II heros U.S. Navy Courtesy Asset/ Explosive Ordnance Disposal Group One www.dvidshub.net/video/100269... #Artemis 🧪🔭
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13/04/2026
Here are my top 10 dog and news reporter interactions!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-g…
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong
Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive
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Dave Seropian @seropes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
So exciting!
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NASA's Artemis II Live Mission Coverage (Official Broadcast)
YouTube video by NASA
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/04/2026
“In all officially sanctioned matches played from today forward, the pawn immediately in front of a player’s king will be replaced with a sick little hot rod that can move any number of squares horizontally, vertically, or in a circle like it’s doing donuts,” said Arkady Dvorkovich
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International Chess Federation Adds Race Car Piece
LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND—In what scholars have called the largest shake-up of the game’s rule set in centuries, the International Chess Federation announced Tuesday that it was adding a race car piece to...
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This is the most delightful thing I’ve ever read
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 27/03/2026
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
A Reminder from Carl
“It is well within our power to destroy our civilization, and perhaps our species as well. If we capitulate to superstition, or greed, or stupidity, we can plunge our world into a darkness deeper than the time between the collapse of classical civilization and the Italian Renaissance. But we are also capable of using our compassion and our intelligence, our technology and our wealth, to make an abundant and meaningful life for every inhabitant of this planet, to enhance enormously our understanding of the universe and to carry us to the stars.”
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18/03/2026
We only rate dogs. This appears to be a kangaroo stuck in your trunk. Please release him he doesn't belong there. And only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (TT: saussagedawggg)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20/03/2026
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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Gurdeep Pandher of the Yukon @gurdeep.ca · 20/03/2026
True joy has no short-lived shelf life. It doesn’t dim when the weather of your life changes. It appears when you come back into tune with yourself, when you stop pulling in opposite directions, when the search for what you’re “missing” finally loosens its grip around you.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2026
“At some point, in ideal conditions, maybe I would be able to cobble together some feelings about Donald Glover playing a digital dinosaur, but right now I’m tired—very, very tired,” said Wisconsin resident Gina Logan
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Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi
WASHINGTON—Claiming their mind was solely occupied by the hope of curling up in a ball and sleeping as long as they were allowed, the entire U.S. populace told reporters Thursday they lacked the stren...
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 11/03/2026
This is Reedy. He’s so happy to share his favorite part of the day with you. 13/10 (TT: runreedyrun)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 06/03/2026
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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