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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata

@sergiosirsay.bsky.social
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Refugee from birdsite, profile continually under construction 🏗 ...

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like a beluga whale pitching Bitcoin
Elon Musk, douchy and doughy and pale
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(I am currently a passenger, don't fret.) If you're wondering why there's a 1 hr + delay on I-91 S in CT from exits 9 down to 6, it's from a garbage truck that burned up. I can't even imagine the smell...
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The only #Krypto anyone should want around is Supergirl's pupper. I said what I said.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 36/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Billion-$ idea: Cloud-based app that lets us all send our second-guesses to the NFL coaches & refs live, real-time, during the games. They'll ignore us ofc, but we'll all feel better about confidently telling them what they should do. #football
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why yes, I *do* want to see Senator Tammy Duckworth's wheelchair treads imprinted on every necessary back in Congress. PleaseNThanks. If you ain't helpin' her, get out of her way. Now.
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Schultz with a one-handed GRAB. That's for the highlight reel. #CINvsHOU
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
("above categories" in last skeet includes secular folks / atheists / agnostics as alluded to in first skeet ofc ffs)
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some Jews are religious & terrible people (See: Ben-Gvir) Some Christians are religious & terrible (take yr pick from the current US regime!) Some Christians are secular & terrible (ditto!) Ditto religious/secular Muslims! Many of all above categories are GREAT! Most of us are a mixed bag! ETC
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bibi Netanyahu is a *secular Jew* and also a terrible person not all Jews are religious just like nobody thinks Trump is sincerely doing Lenten practice eg
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The "...and we're the Cleveland Browns!" guy isn't gonna know what to do with himself if they pull out a W over Tampa Bay here. #CLEvsTB
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yep. My cousin K's first marriage, a high tea (at 4 pm in the nose) constituted the reception. Omni Hotel at Mount Washington in NH. As the JP & I were the witnesses, it was just the 4 of us.
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Andy Borregales kicking a Craig Kimbrel curveball... #PITvsNE
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm deleting most fundraising texts these days, but if you sent me one saying you had identified these consultants and promised never to work with them, I would give you the max
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If someone posted this about a Jewish Senator, it would be rightly condemned as anti-semitism. El-Sayed was born and raised in Michigan, but because he is Muslim he is perpetually foreign and under suspicion.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Holy shit I just saw a post about a company that is making washers and dryers with knobs and buttons. No screens, no shitzillion settings, no annoying little electronic song when it’s done. Could it be? They’re realizing we don’t need our laundry machines to post to Twitter or send faxes?
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Many years ago, TVs made by Magnavox had a setting that would automatically knock the volume of commercials BACK DOWN to whatever you were watching. I want that as a goddamned law as I get older. Holy Hand Grenade, my ears... (Watching the game w/ my pops, who needs everything turned up.)
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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
y'all is BETTER than legitimate it is USEFUL words are literally made up BY US get y'all some that get the job done
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Who called it "dating" and not "capture the red flag"?
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Dianna Gunn Does (Fictional) Murders 🇨🇦 @diannalgunn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No Facebook, I promise you I do not, nor will I ever, want you to summarize my conversations with AI If I could get certain loved ones to abandon FB Messenger I wouldn't use that shit at all
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This has been an historic Congress (derogatory)
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another advantage to moving back to my folks' place? Real meat, & dairy, that I won't be looked askance at for buying or having. Milk that isn't made from a fucking almond? Yes, plz! (I tried it, ok? To me, it was as appealing as the taste of New Coke w/ Orange Tic-Tacs. YW for THAT image.)
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One thing ALL personal electronics need to get better at is MAKE THE DOT/NOTIFICATION GO AWAY when said notification has been acknowledged. It's one of the most straightforward things to be done. Just go. Do not linger. Get out of our way.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jared Kushner is not "on the other side of the aisle." He's not an elected official. He's not an administration official. He's the president's son-in-law and a private citizen. You do not, in fact, have to take meetings with relatives of the president. Some might even say you should *not* do that
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Moving before that date may actually be preferable... *head explodes like in Scanners, lol*
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Got my date for check-in for the stem cell transplant at Yale. When I come home from that, it's also time to move house, lol... "Fun, for values of fun," as a friend says it.
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Say, @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com ... please allow the 'New' tag to go away once we've scrolled over all the new items on the game menus. Kthxbai. If this is a bug, please fix immediately.
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
At this point in catching up on #HOTD, it behooves me to say, 'Somehow, Sunfyre returned."
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It just struck me how much resemblance I see between IRL Sam Witwer and animated Anakin Skywalker late-Clone Wars animated series, facially. If I'm the only one who sees it, ok.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RFK Jr.’s new drive to get us off anti-depressants brings home the vast number of death’s he’s already been personally responsible for, and the sheer amount of suffering. I believe that he alone, even among the crew he’s a part of, will be remembered as something other than, worse than, a villain.
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My grandma died of pancreatic cancer and, as I recall, it's one of the swifter, more devastating forms of cancer. She was gone within a couple months of the diagnosis. This is absolutely incredible.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#OldLazYellsAtClouds Dolly Parton and Tim Curry within 48 hrs but the ENTIRE FUCKING GOP is still here? WTF is wrong with your aim, Almighty?! I no longer wish us to be Job, okay!?
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Office that MFer currently occupies is not the only place he needs removed from.
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Lazarus the Large, Monstrum Incarnata @sergiosirsay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Movies Used to Be: Citizen Kane. It's a Wonderful Life. Singin' in the Rain. Tombstone. The Incredibles. Movies Now: Matchbox. We have strayed so far from The Projector's Light.
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Maritime Tartan Co @maritimetartanns.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ever see our handmade robes? They come in fleece or cotton Handmade by us to order $75 plus tax and shipping is FREE. Comes in a few tartans with pockets and belt To view or order visit www.maritimetartancompany.ca/product-page... Maritime Tartan Co 28 Church St Amherst NS (902) 441-6721
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Yvette d’Entremont @dentremy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Seems appropriate that Canadians will gather en masse around TVs tonight for the 10th anniversary rebroadcast of The Tragically Hip’s final concert (7 pm ET/8 pm AT). “Music brings people together. So my function in anything I do is to help bring people closer in,” Gord Downie told CP in 2014.
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The Tragically Hip: A National Celebration | Events | CBC Gem
A National Celebration captures the final stop on the Man Machine Poem Tour on August 20th, 2016 at the K-Rock Centre in Kingston, Ontario and marks their last performance as a five-piece band.
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
For over a year, Canada has worked intensively and in good faith with the United States to negotiate a new comprehensive trade deal. We have been pragmatic, patient, and persistent. Our goal has always been to get the best deal for Canadians, never a deal at any price or on any time frame.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
100%.
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I was moved to hear from a trans former student this week about how much it helped her figure out her gender expression to read Jan Morris in my class back in 2018. I always introduce Morris as a trans pioneer, and that was who she needed to find. A reminder that a syllabus can change lives.
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The truly amazing thing is that they have these “revelations” after living through an entire first term of Trump. None of this is hypothetical! I get that some struggled to believe my warnings in 2016. But now they live in a rerun. You don’t even need to read. You just need to be over 10 years old.
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Sitting on a corn flake @grrlscientist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
any book worth banning is a book worth reading
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was on a date with a very nice looking guy. He was mean and nasty to the nerdy waiter who was serving us, obviously thinking it would make me laugh or something. I didn't laugh. I dumped him at the table and ghosted him. Been married to that nice, nerdy waiter for 6 years now.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Zero tolerance for even the most passive rehabilitation of that disgusting fucking freak, who has dedicated millions of dollars and her entire existence to destroying and torturing everyone I love, just because she gave some mealy-mouthed insincere PR statement about "trans adults".
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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hi it’s Friday and I’m a lucky lady but I really resent that I’ve had to think about that man for ten whole years of my life
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