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@septumfunk.com
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they/she/he non biney c/c++ programmer straight outta washington, a crazy motherfucker named dj (my posts can be very sarcastic or cynical)

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 09/01/2026
i have a boner
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 31/12/2025
annoying doomer liberals have replaced the original audience of this website lol, i used to be a huge user back when things weren't always crying about how we're doomed and we can't do anything about it. rip og bluesky and your hope
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
friend gave me neat lights thing gift, I draw tem on it
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 15/11/2025
the sky is blue headass
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 08/10/2025
weird how i have like 5x the followers here yet nobody ever gaf
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Alma Dash 🐱💜 (COMMS OPEN) @almadash.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
#Digitaltober day 2: Performance No worries everyone, Caine swears she’s having fun!! 👍🔥 #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #tadc #Digitaltober2025
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Throw Rocks at Bowser Until He Stops Moving
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 19/09/2025
i need more friends from washington
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 18/09/2025
sometimes i feel like i have to cut people off to make both of our lives better. at some point when you can't remember the last positive interaction you had with someone you end up wondering what's the point of being friends if you don't leave a positive influence on their life.
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 24/08/2025
hello im having problems with food and hygiene supplies, since my meds cost more now. don't love asking in these times but idk what else to do about it if u have five bucks: well that's a few meals, maybe more if i stretch it and am lucky at the community food pantry thank u for taking a gander,!
gofund.me
Donate to Skye's Recovery Fund - Help Me Get My Own Bedroom, organized by Skye Rosalina
Hello, I'm Skye, thank you for visiting my fundraiser The novel coron… Skye Rosalina needs your support for Skye's Recovery Fund - Help Me Get My Own Bedroom
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Hynii @hyn1x.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
🍒
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Nilly @nillykfox.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Vaporeon goin' for a swim! (I actually tried SO HARD on this background omg I'm so happy with it)
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Cutie. ☺️ Postcard from my collection, 1915.
Black-and-white photo of a long haired, white and tabby cat sitting up on a carpeted surface in a photo studio. It looks brightly off to the left of the viewer.
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Joe G @eastendjoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Never judge a book by its cover!
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Jay Leno's Nikki @midipatterns.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
if only I had tits 😔
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Haley MacLean @haleyfax.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Birthday Mario Kart World beerio tournament (with trophies) cause my friend group is the best
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 21/07/2025
i ended up throwing up a lot and crawling on the floor while not wearing pants that was a horrible experience
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 21/07/2025
i'm seriously upset today
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 21/07/2025
tfw you fart and it pops your lower back
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Andy Ostroy @andyostroy.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I don't care WHO is in the #Epstein files or whether they're Republican, Democrat, party legends, past presidents or the current occupant. Whoever raped underage girls with him should be prosecuted. Period. End of story. If you can't say this you're part of the problem...
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TONY GRAYSON 🗻 @tonycomputerentertainment.com · 13/07/2025
Lex Luthor when someone asks him why he made a test tube baby of Superman using his DNA
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 09/07/2025
la creatura
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 09/07/2025
fucking stupid bitch taste my 2014 ford focus se!
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たろー @tontarotaro.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
お願いポーズを真似させる遊び
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 19/06/2025
i'm tired of being called a liberal online. i'm worse than a liberal. i'm a real leftist!
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Icebox @fridgenstuffs.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The ADHD Shaymin
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 14/06/2025
more good people need to own guns
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 06/06/2025
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Dawn Turner @dadair.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Fitting for today’s cat fight.
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
One man saw through all the bullshit.
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Delat @delatlol.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Cute Vaporeon 🩵💙
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Rey @kireymin.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
>:D
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 06/06/2025
did all of twitter get their hearts changed this is the funniest day in months open.spotify.com/track/1iNKgH...
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 03/06/2025
what the fuck is this article www.baltimoresun.com/2025/05/16/1...
baltimoresun.com
13-year-old brain cancer patient sworn in as honorary ICE, Border Patrol agent
ICE wrote on X it swore in DJ Daniel, 13, as part of his wish to join more than 1,000 law enforcement agencies across the U.S. “Amazingly, he surpassed his goal long before becoming an honorary ICE…
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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Jonathan Joss, the voice actor for John Redcorn in King of the Hill, was fucking ambushed and murdered in broad daylight for being gay on the first day of pride month. We are at war with MAGA I hope he rests in peace, and I hope his coward killer faces immediate justice
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The Kotzer From The Zack Lagoon @zaaack.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP
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chunderfins @chunderfins.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
New post up on Phasgana progress! www.patreon.com/posts/phasga...
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Daily Glaceon @dailyglaceon.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Day 1,553
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 02/06/2025
Oh right the Tim Pool family, the family he doesn't have, the family Tim Pool specifically does not have, Tim Pool's imaginary family
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 02/06/2025
smoking and drinking age should be lowered. you can hold a job, own a house and car, get married, have a bank account and or business, fight for the country, and vote for the future of it. but a glass of wine is just TOO FAR!
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 02/06/2025
the formal gyatt
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 01/06/2025
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King ★ @kingsillysmilez.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Yayyy I love being a transgender dog
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 31/05/2025
the ultimate tuck to this day
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 31/05/2025
i think this is a reference guys
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Ea Nasir @ea-nasir-copper.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
It's not about the copper. It was never about the copper. Its about sending a message.
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8BallJones @8balljones.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Make the World a better place, Punch a Nazi in the face
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Octotrooper @emeraldkitty.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
And everyday was like bleeding out slowly
#octotrooperoc #oc #originalcharacter #myoc #myocs #myocart  #procreate #characterart #characterillustration #procreateart #ocsky
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Octotrooper @emeraldkitty.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
#octotrooperoc #oc #originalcharacter #myoc #myocs #myocart  #procreate #characterart #characterillustration #procreateart #ocsky
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