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@septumfunk.com
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they/she/he non biney c/c++ programmer straight outta washington, a crazy motherfucker named dj (my posts can be very sarcastic or cynical)

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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 31/01/2026
i came on bluesky just to say this is one of THE best videos i've ever seen, and the part where you talk about why you made the video made me happier than you could ever possibly believe. you're seriously one of the most introspective content creators ever
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 21/01/2026
did i just get dog whistled? i thought he was talking about the organizations being a cult
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 10/01/2026
i have upper cartilage too
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 09/01/2026
i have a boner
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 08/01/2026
puyallup
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 03/01/2026
well it's kind of morbid but children that die shortly after birth haven't
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 02/01/2026
never could have predicted this outcome
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 02/01/2026
i can make orange rhyme with banana boooornana
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 31/12/2025
annoying doomer liberals have replaced the original audience of this website lol, i used to be a huge user back when things weren't always crying about how we're doomed and we can't do anything about it. rip og bluesky and your hope
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 31/12/2025
i don't think so no
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 31/12/2025
i haven't called you retarded yet i simply said i am going to 😂
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 31/12/2025
bookmarking this so i can call you retarded in 2028
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 31/12/2025
every time i open this app i see a dumbass motherfucking doomer comment like this and close it
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 31/12/2025
the full thing
it's a cat who seemingly recently started smoking a cigarette, he is standing nearby his friends which includes a fluffy tabby, tall black and white cat, and a sandy colored cat wearing a cowboy hat. the fluffy cat is yawning or meowing, but all the others are staring into the camera with thin pupils
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 31/12/2025
my work pfp on all our services is a cat smoking a cigarette (including my email) and i have a test print that i cut out taped to my desk of the same image lol
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 31/12/2025
hop off menthols
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 30/12/2025
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 30/12/2025
washington #1
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 23/12/2025
holy shit
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 25/11/2025
as an american, never knew there was one IN florida
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 25/11/2025
good lord this is a fucking social media post complaining about a fine disguised as an article
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 25/11/2025
didn't the xbox come out a month later
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 24/11/2025
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
friend gave me neat lights thing gift, I draw tem on it
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 15/11/2025
the sky is blue headass
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 30/10/2025
why is lonely goomba catching strays wtf
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 30/10/2025
why is lonely goomba catching strays
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 28/10/2025
i gotta admit the sphere is kind of funny
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 25/10/2025
"and what their powers are" they all have different things they are *supposed* to be allowed to do legally, that's why ideally you'd want to know, but at this point that's not necessarily likely to help anyway.
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 24/10/2025
what does this mean
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 22/10/2025
okay smart shit aside who the fuck would want to sit on that angular ass toilet
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 21/10/2025
hey that's like my back
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 16/10/2025
it looks awful. i don't know how it is gameplay wise but based on the visuals ive seen its just not there
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 16/10/2025
to be clear i'm not trying to say this is the case for you, i only checked your profile after lol
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 16/10/2025
being autistic there's a lot of things i grew up thinking were literal only to find out everyone meant it sarcastically. this is one of them for sure
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 16/10/2025
it only doesn't help because everyone with a brain would already know how true of a statement it was
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 13/10/2025
the only one i own btw lol
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 09/10/2025
it is here
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 08/10/2025
html is really easy, it's not really a programming language, it's just structuring the page. css is more difficult but you can get by with google
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 08/10/2025
sorry 😞
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 08/10/2025
weird how i have like 5x the followers here yet nobody ever gaf
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 07/10/2025
erm... retard alert!
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 03/10/2025
also another way to check if a ds pokemon game is genuine is that all of them after diamond and pearl use those black cartridges, and they're actually not black they're very dark transparent red. shine a flashlight through hgss or b&w and it'll turn pink
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 03/10/2025
that i go to every year and you can inspect things physically there. it's one of my favorite things i do every year
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 03/10/2025
those carts should be black for one, and for two no official ds carts have those notches on the side. did the listing show a black cartridge? this is why i only buy expensive games in person these days. you should go down to portland next weekend there's gonna be a retro gaming expo
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Alma Dash 🐱💜 (COMMS OPEN) @almadash.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
#Digitaltober day 2: Performance No worries everyone, Caine swears she’s having fun!! 👍🔥 #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #tadc #Digitaltober2025
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 02/10/2025
i'm very hungry
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 02/10/2025
if i sold bean soup but it's handpicked by me and actually bean coded / themed would anyone b interested
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 01/10/2025
what thing? i'm from by puyallup
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dj 🌊 @septumfunk.com · 01/10/2025
oh featuring. add this to the list of proof that i only use social media when im high
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