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Alan Barnes

@senrabnala.bsky.social
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Post boom, second doom. Stealing cake to eat the moon. Writes and edits - Doctor Who, Hammer horror, Sherlock Holmes, Judge Dredd (etc). Available for hire.

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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 20h
This largely forgotten record is (a) monumental and (b) total smut. Needless to say, I love it.
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Drinking Primitivo while watching a 1970 Hong Kong horror movie called The Vampire Doll, and I am happy as a pig in the proverbial.
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For the first, and indeed, the very last time.
Saint Etienne at Cambridge Corn Exchange. Last UK show of the last tour.
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
... and Beryl Reid on the opposite team, I guess not *very* long before Earthshock?
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How we wrote The Hammer Story... hammerfilms.com/blogs/news/t...
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The Hammer Story: Revised and Expanded – A Q&A with Author Marcus Hear
When The Hammer Story: The Authorised History of Hammer Films was first published in 1997 it was hailed by many as the definitive account of the iconic British studio. It’s been almost twenty years si...
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Mike 🏳️‍🌈 @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Something nice arrived this morning. Revised and expanded edition of The Hammer Story by Marcus Hearn and Alan Barnes. Absolutely gorgeous book full of of tidbits and beautiful photographs. One to dip in and out of #booksky #horror #horrorsky #Hammer
Revised and expanded edition of The Hammer Story by Marcus Hearn and Alan BarnesRevised and expanded edition of The Hammer Story by Marcus Hearn and Alan Barnes opened over two pages documenting the film
Frankenstein must be Destroyed
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Always exciting to see your new book in the wild for the first time. Fly, my pretty!
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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 20/09/2026
Enjoyed seeing this in Doctor Who Magazine this month, although it’s weird to see stuff I invented FAIRLY RECENTLY I’M SURE now being revived as retro.
Doctor Who Adventures-style comic strip cliffhanger panel.
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another amazing cover.
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The last part of Robots of Death airs the day Prog 1 is published, so he's talking about that and/or Talons specifically, and/or early Tom Baker in general, and (presumably) Baker as opposed to Jon Pertwee. #neverasgoodasitusedtobe
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Out now...
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Richard Unwin @richardunwin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thrilled by @senrabnala.bsky.social taking us to THAT place in the new Doctor Who Magazine strip. It’s not often that one can *hear* a comic location quite so clearly…! #DoctorWho #DWM #DoctorWhoMagazine
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Zoe's feather boa @zoesfeatherboa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On this day in 1993, the first episode of #XFiles was transmitted.
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
An Officer and a Gentleman is a truly excellent film, and - can I shock you? - I absolutely love it.
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bits falling out, joints creak, wearing 1979 clothes. But enough about me. Here's Big Ted for #NationalTeddyBearDay
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Went to hear Bartok's Music for Strings, Percussion and Celesta at the Proms, and brought a Yeti back to life...
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archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Larry Grayson's Generation Game (8th September 1979). Five celebs are disguised as saucy seaside postcards. How many can you name?
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This platform is now just an endless commentary on the news, isn't it
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dancing around the kitchen to a bit of French coldwave. I'm telling you, Martin Dupont is the business. open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...
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This Is Martin Dupont
Playlist · Spotify · 39 items · 269 saves
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
WHAT
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Steve Cole @stevecolewriter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In honour of my police horse character Luna in The Wild Ones, the National Federation of Retired Service Animals kindly arranged for me to meet one of her real-life counterparts – the splendid Louis!
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James Byron-Daniel @doctorzube.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
May the holiday who blogs re-commence - lovely 2nd Doctor boxset this one, highly highly recommended @bigfinish.bsky.social @senrabnala.bsky.social doctorofwho.blog/2026/08/30/d...
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Doctor Who: The Second Doctor Adventures: The Haunted Windmill
Written By: Alan Barnes Starring: Michael Troughton, Frazer Hines, Wendy Padbury, Emma Noakes Originally released: August 2026 Listened to: August 2026 Episodes:1. The Haun…
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Quaequam blag! It's like the delays to Progs 93, 165 and 377 all over again. All of them BURNED INTO MY JUVENILE BRAIN.
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
All the Colors of the Dark Lust for a Vampire Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein Night of the Demon I mean, there's a bit of everything there.
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
black mirror idea: the landline rings
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Needed to use someone else's Windows laptop for a thing, as opposed to my Macbook. I lasted about 30 seconds before being reduced to volcanic rage by their baffling, useless, piglike OS. HOW DOES ANYONE COPE WITH MICROSOFT RUBBISH? AND HOW ARE THEY STILL GETTING AWAY WITH IT? HOW??????
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Back to the Future, and sequels. I have literally no idea why so many of my British contemporaries have affection for such charmless rubbish.
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
(C'est splendid aussi)
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
THIS BEAUTIFUL THING
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This was published today and I've been wolfing it down. The Sprouts book I've always wanted to read. @nigetassell.bsky.social
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I sense a massive scam by Big Colander to sell more colanders. #eclipse
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So who are we all sacrificing on the Day of Darkness, to make sure the Sun God returns? Got a few victims lined up, but I wouldn't call them perfect.
Sacrificial priest Tlotoxl in Doctor Who: The Aztecs
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the AI world is a better world
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It's probably good that this one has been completely overlooked by the nostalgia industry, because MY GOD it takes me back.
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Paul Arthur @doctorwhoprophunt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My thanks for this post goes to @zoesfeatherboa.bsky.social who first pointed out this #JamesBond prop in #DoctorWho doctorwhoprophunt.blogspot.com/2026/08/scar...
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SCARAMANGA’S SOLAR SHOOTER
Thanks must go to zoesfeatherboa for this one. Over on Bluesky, ZBF pointed out that the solar weapon from the climax of The Man With The G...
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Miaow-y Celeste
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Sean Coleman @colemandesign.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If anyone's fancies printing their own A2 (or A3, A4 etc) poster of The Talons of Weng-Chiang (parodying the design of the The Scarlet Claw), then I've made my artwork FREE for all. Here's the link: drive.google.com/file/d/1vyXo...
Poster for the Doctor Who story The Talons of Weng-Chiang. It is a parody of the poster for the Sherlock Holmes film The Scarlet Claw.Poster for Sherlock Holmes film The Scarlet Claw.
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Bottle of wine and the first Smiths album. "And your prejudice won't keep you warm tonight." WELL. Never a truer word spoken, Moz of my youth.
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oh, this is sad. Years ago, in Hammer Horror magazine days, I interviewed Justin about his lovely film A Feast at Midnight, which had a terrific role for Christopher Lee as a scary headmaster. Nice man. BBC News - Wicker Man sequel director Justin Hardy dies aged 61 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Wicker Man sequel director Justin Hardy dies aged 61
The British filmmaker died on Friday after suffering a heart attack, his family said in a statement.
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A man could lose himself in London. But fortunately the great Tom Courtenay found his way to a screening of the new restoration of Billy Liar this afternoon.
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Front of the queue in Neros. Get my coffee and croissant, go to sit at the nice empty window table... only the person at the back of the queue has dumped their bags there to claim it. I'm sorry, but this is ghastly behaviour, and merits a day in the stocks.
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A trailer!
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This and the next episode are literally the only two Coronation Streets I have ever seen (I was staying with my Grandma and Grandad in Kentish Town at the time). I suppose it must have made an impression.
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Sam Lowe @greenlantern44.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I wasn’t expecting this to be the new DWM comic, but hey, I’m glad to see where this goes I wonder if after this ends they’ll jump around the various Doctors and give them their own arcs That would be interesting
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Never mind Doctor Who and Blake's 7, give us a Steptoe Blu-ray Collection with all of the extra sketches, you BBC cowards.
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Scott @merseytart.com · 23/07/2026
FUTURISTIC POLICE CELL
An ad for Lego knock offs bluebrixx. There is a TARDIS in the picture: a blue police box with a light on the top. It is referred to as a Futuristic Police Cell.
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The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Picked up the new DWM, and I am very pleased with what they are doing with the comic strip, liking this @senrabnala.bsky.social, going to enjoy following where this goes.
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
And rattling on the roof I must have heard the sound of rain. (If you go for the sinister Nordic noir interpretation...)
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Alan Barnes @senrabnala.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just booked for Bartok's Music for Strings, Percussion and Celeste at the Proms in September. #yeti #sillyoldgoat
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