Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 5hWatching people argue with Dan Bernstein online, it's like: you come at the king, you best not miss 000
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Will quantum computers actually outperform classical techniques on real chemistry problems, and even if they do, will it matter? Great read: quantumfrontiers.com/2026/03/12/t...quantumfrontiers.comThe FeMo-cofactor and classical and quantum computingRecently, my coworkers and I put out a preprint “Classical solution of the FeMo-cofactor model to chemical accuracy and its implications’’ (Zhai et al. 2026). It is a bit unusual to write comm… 141
Reposted by Sam JaquesFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 31/07/2026I used to do some work on the ethical use of satellite and drone imagery for aid and disaster response, and it is genuinely hard to express in words what a dangerous, stupid thing Google is doing by making it easy to use GenAI to create faked satellite imagery:digitaldigging.orgHow to plant a nuclear plant in IranThe question is: what on earth is Google doing? 742396895
Reposted by Sam JaquesePrint Updates @eprint.ing.bot · 23/07/2026The supersingular isogeny problem in time and memory p^(1/3 + o(1)) (Benjamin Wesolowski) ia.cr/2026/1486 01511
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Genuinely why are Europeans so scared of air conditioning? This is in a hotel in England. The thing on the wall is undeniably an air conditioner. 120
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I'm realizing that I haven't given boomers enough credit for living through the ongoing threat of nuclear annihilation and staying mostly sane 020
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Looks amazing! I have minor quibbles (who wouldn't?) but this has so many advantages over the current system 040
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 02/07/2026If you have only a basic understanding of how corruption works, this situation looks fine, if not ideal ("more money for research, no strings attached! yay!") 210
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Whatever prankster set this up is my hero: scholar.google.com/citations?us... 110
Reposted by Sam JaquesPhilipp Muens @muens.io · 01/06/2026Wow! Alfred Menezes just published this 182 page "A Gentle Introduction to Lattice-Based Cryptography" paper. I just skimmed through it, but it looks like an invaluable resource if you want to study lattices and how they're used in (PQ) Cryptography. eprint.iacr.org/2026/1098eprint.iacr.orgA gentle introduction to lattice-based cryptographyWe present the quantum-safe Kyber key encapsulation mechanism (ML-KEM) and the Dilithium signature scheme (ML-DSA). We also develop the mathematical background on lattices needed to understand why Kyb... 1147
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Me: hmm, what's the plural word for emeritus professors? My brain: Emiratis! Me: ... close enough 051
Reposted by Sam JaquesCaitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Recently, FamilySearch digitized and uploaded tons of microfilmed records, including many from 18th-century Massachsuetts. They're using some sort of AI to transcribe/summarize the handwritten documents. I've noticed that the AI strips out references to race and enslavement in 18thc documents. 9235481778
Reposted by Sam JaquesKevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 13/05/2026I see that the new MacOS Tahoe 26.5 update releases *EIGHT* new emojis from Apple's strategic emoji reserve. Folks, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this is a software update that you really want to take somewhat urgently 22810
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Underrated Linux usability barrier: "I have this problem, how do I fix it?" "Post the log file and I can help" Then the log file is thousands of inscrutable lines that may or may not contain sensitive data about how you use your computer, that you as a beginner cannot understand 140
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 29/04/2026One of the benefits of travelling is seeing other cultures coordinate to effortlessly do something your culture thinks is impossible 110
Reposted by Sam JaquesAlex Wellerstein @wellerstein.bsky.social · 17/04/2026On DOOMSDAY MACHINES, this week I dive into the idea of “atomic bombs” before the discovery of nuclear fission made them actually feasible. I’ve long thought it makes for an interesting case study — a fateful intersection of scientific fact and science fiction. doomsdaymachines.net/p/strange-ev...doomsdaymachines.net"Strange even to the men who used them""Atomic bombs" before the discovery of fission 03614
Reposted by Sam JaquesFredrik Dahlgren @fegge.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Two weeks ago, Google published a paper proving in zero-knowledge that they had an efficient implementation of Shor's algorithm. Today, Trail of Bits can prove that we have an even better implementation which beats Google's on all metrics! 🫢 blog.trailofbits.com/2026/04/17/w... 18230
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Overdue quantum landscape update: sam-jaques.appspot.com/quantum_land... A 2d chart can only say so much. tl;dr new results are still overhyped, but definitely worth taking seriously. This chart is based on surface codes and a big question now is whether new codes can be practical (=>useless chart) 15122
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Hot take: IACR submission guidelines should eliminate appendices, bump the page limit to 70 pages, but have an earlier deadline for any paper longer than 30 pages 220
Reposted by Sam JaquesNadim Kobeissi @nadim.computer · 12/03/2026I was deeply humbled by the unbelievably positive reaction to my talk at Real World Crypto 2026 in Taipei about my experiences teaching applied cryptography in post-crisis Lebanon. The full video for the talk is now available: www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Hx...youtube.comReal World Crypto 2026: Lessons from Teaching Applied Cryptography in Post-Crisis LebanonYouTube video by Nadim Kobeissi 2243
Reposted by Sam JaquesMartin R. Albrecht @malb.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Fernando is looking for a PhD student www.iacr.org/jobs/item/4164 Fernando is excellent, you should consider applying.iacr.orgPhD position in Cryptanalysis 154
Reposted by Sam JaquesMezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 21/07/2025We don’t talk often enough about the Superman issue where, fed up with pedestrian deaths from car collisions, he sets out to try and destroy every car in the city. 14503157
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Photo memory: a bootleg version of settlers of Catan I made from memory during summer fieldwork in 2012 030
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 25/09/2025I love my city youtu.be/uttoyAX4ntc?...youtu.beHow This Small City Built Light Rail For CheapYouTube video by Oh The Urbanity! 070
Reposted by Sam JaquesDiego F. Aranha @dfaranha.bsky.social · 18/09/2025The impact of Alfred Menezes in cryptography is profound. Francisco RH and I are organizing an afternoon session in Latincrypt to celebrate Alfred's career: menezesfest.info If you're coming to Medellín, consider attending!menezesfest.infoMenezesFest 2025MenezesFest brings together researchers, colleagues, and friends to celebrate the career and impact of Alfred Menezes. 1126
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Always bothers me when you lose the 1/N factor in a multi-user security proof. Was thinking about how to dodge it; consider this for Schnorr signatures: you are an active adversary against a single challenger, with access to a multi-user adversary. 110
Reposted by Sam JaquesYael Grauer @yaelwrites.com · 03/09/2025I wrote a bit about options for phones at protests, explaining the benefits and drawbacks, and added some security tips at the end.blog.yaelwrites.comOptions for Phones at ProtestsSimply showing up to a protest leaves you susceptible to all sorts of surveillance, including cameras, drones, facial recognition, and more. There's not always a lot you can do about pernicious street... 311043
Reposted by Sam JaquesDr. Abigail Desmond @abigaildesmond.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Ursula K. LeGuin on technology 11573731988
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 19/06/2025An out-of-schedule update to my quantum landscape chart: sam-jaques.appspot.com/quantum_land..., prompted by @craiggidney.bsky.social 's new paper: arxiv.org/abs/2505.15917. A startling jump (20x) in how easy quantum factoring can be! Also: much improved web design! 36126
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Seriously embarrassed myself in front of my cat: Middle of the night, cat sits there wanting pets. I can't see a thing, I reach out and try to pet a dirty pair of shorts. 110
Reposted by Sam JaquesCraig Gidney @craiggidney.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I'm often asked if I'll redo the 2019 quantum factoring estimate. Denser storage by yokes, smaller magic factories by cultivation, slimmer approx arithmetic by Chevignard et al… surely the cost is lower now? Yes, it's lower now. security.googleblog.com/2025/05/trac... arxiv.org/abs/2505.15917 27314
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Almost all good points. I also see too much tendency to conflate moral skepticism of AI (i.e., that AI is doing a lot of harm) with technical skepticism (i.e., that AI is not useful or powerful) 050
Reposted by Sam JaquesSimon Willison @simonwillison.net · 29/04/2025"If you want to prompt ChatGPT 40 times, you can just stop your shower 1 second early." "If I choose not to take a flight to Europe, I save 3,500,000 ChatGPT searches. this is like stopping more than 7 people from searching ChatGPT for their entire lives." 28223
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 30/04/2025My biggest threat model for my online accounts is that I will be in another place, with the wrong sim, or my phone falls in the ocean, and I will need access to an absolutely essential piece of documentation. Single-factor authentication saves me. 010
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I actually learned an embarrassing amount from this episode securitycryptographywhatever.com/2025/03/23/p...securitycryptographywhatever.comPicking Quantum Resistant AlgorithmsMigrating the US government to quantum-resistant cryptography is hard, luckily the gamer presidents are on it. This episode is extremely not safe for work, n... 010
Reposted by Sam JaquesThe Mary Rose Museum @maryrosemuseum.bsky.social · 15/04/2025On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain... 216132475374
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I think cities should red team their building codes and hire a contractor to build the most unhinged home that is technically up to code 200
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Spooky thought: most job markets implicitly assume there are at least as many entry level jobs as senior jobs, so that people can get the experience they need to do the senior jobs. But if you can cheaply replace the entry level workers with AI, the balance could flip 062
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Had a student on a project to do some simulation analysis of errors in Shors algorithm but we hit this problem: how do you even know when things went right, if random noise can factor just as well? 031
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Here's an argument against area-time cost, and instead for total operation cost: if large portions of a computer are idle during an algorithm, they could just be programmed to mine cryptocurrency instead, to recover costs for the attacker 110
Reposted by Sam JaquesDr Charlie Harry Smith @chsmith.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Great article! Had no idea how insanely readable COBOL code was until now. Let alone the gendered/gatekeeping dynamics behind its historical denigration or modern downplaying of the number of active coders… 021
Reposted by Sam JaquesJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 26/03/2025This jibes with contemporary reporting that the raids hit several residential buildings, in each case killing about 15 people and wounding more. Maybe a little more of the conversation should be about how cavalier we apparently are about bombing civilian homes? www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/3/... 742097637
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 26/03/2025If Trump+Musk have taught us anything, it's that all press is good press. I fully expect these events to be good for Signal adoption long-term. 000
Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Suddenly struck with a cursed analogy for memory management: a bunch of blind alien roommates sharing a fridge. Waterloo CS students are lucky I only teach math courses! 020