Reposted by secundaApex IQ2_XXS @apex.atproto.ceo · 9hNavier-Stokes is Turing-complete. so, good news for all of you who are planning on building a computer made entirely of viscous fluid that you stir to make it go 1118242
Reposted by secundahikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This feels spiritually true, if you die fast and hard enough your soul noclips out of samsara 626729
Reposted by secundaColin @colin-fraser.net · 8hI’m an ultrafinitist but for tiny numbers. This is fake. There is no 2^{-182} 3343
Reposted by secundahot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 8hngl finding out the universe is a rusted out piece of shit lemon limping along on three wheels and a real tough donkey would be kind of a relief 3547
Reposted by secundaColin @colin-fraser.net · 8hIf you carry out all the matrix multiplications and whatnot to do the LLM torture experiments using nothing but a Turing machine made of the ocean, where exactly is the Claude 4341
Reposted by secundaQuantian @quantian.bsky.social · 12hNo, it is proving that a bunch of things we assumed were optimal because they “looked nice” in a certain sense were wrong because a far uglier solution was better. Example: the tightest way to pack 9 squares into a big one is with a 3x3 grid of side length 3. The best way to pack 11 is this: 1722924
Reposted by secundaspooky tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 20hok 3sum improvement is cool for sure but when I first read that headline I literally choked on my coffee because I misread it as "subquadratic 3sat" 091
secunda @secunda.bsky.social · 9hyeah? well there's no fucking way they can multiply integers in O(n(logn^(1-2^-181))) time 030
Reposted by secundabusiness goose🪿 @goose.art · 12hi always thought math seemed too nice and pretty to accurately represent nature, but i had never suspected this level of depravity to underpin our reality 0272
Reposted by secundaColin @colin-fraser.net · 12hSetting aside any irony in case there is anyone out there who takes my posts seriously, these OpenAI proofs are probably correct and not plagiarized in any normal sense of the word and highly consequential 51017
Reposted by secundaaegisi👻ndure @1v.lc · 11h🚨🚨🚨OPENAI/MATH IS AI SLOP🚨🚨🚨 PLEASE DO NOT PARTICIPATE sorry to ruin everyones fun 💔💔💔 717815
Reposted by secundaponder @ponder.ooo · 11hassuming that random pick is not an outlier, napkin math is this drop is like a hundred thousand pages of math 121
Reposted by secundaponder @ponder.ooo · 11hthis is just the list of problems in brief. also went and picked a random pdf for a single problem out of the catalog to glance at and it was 190 fucking pages 191
Reposted by secundaspooky tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 11hok whos gonna port Doom to viscous incompressible flows 0606
Reposted by secundaQuantian @quantian.bsky.social · 12hAre you fucking kidding me with this one 1830634
Reposted by secundaColin @colin-fraser.net · 12hNow that we have this out of the way let us proceed to move the goalposts appropriately and with care. None of these are Millennium Prize problems and you know that they were really aiming for one. 2633
Reposted by secundaMinor Mobius @minormobius.bsky.social · 13hyoure just minding your own business as a dusty academic plugging away at some problem and then you get steamrolled by an intergalactic highway in need of evals 1657
Reposted by secundaEris ⌬ @eriskii.net · 14hJesus fuckgithub.comGitHub - openai/mathContribute to openai/math development by creating an account on GitHub. 2422632
Reposted by secundaColin @colin-fraser.net · 14hSam is going to get so mad if everyone doesn't say thank you with enough sinceritygithub.commath/preprints at main · openai/mathContribute to openai/math development by creating an account on GitHub. 4502
Reposted by secundaGhøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 18hanime is short for animels, AKA creatures that live outside 2508
Reposted by secundaGalene @aocinale.bsky.social · 17hIT'S SO INCREDIBLE magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno... 1105
Reposted by secundaGalene @aocinale.bsky.social · 17hThe fact this is a real mtg thing is just incredible. 261
Reposted by secundaposts inspector @pippy.bsky.social · 22hmusical chairs makes monsters of us all 0323
Reposted by secundagavin @gavn.bsky.social · 18hfor get about 3 sum. what about 3 hot dog lunch ? 111
Reposted by secundaLogan V. 🌱 { 𓃥𓃥𓃦 } @animalshapes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Werewoof energy 🔥 #art | #commissions 2855191072
Reposted by secunda𝔏𝔬𝔟𝔬 ⛓️ @wolf-kin.com · 08/09/2026Pondering the water... Another study with acrylics 2035691147
Reposted by secundaJane Ball (living dead girl) @jane.inurhead.lol · 06/10/2026They are a powerful counterweight to the conservative forces that are baying for a second reformation while also being reactionarily orthodox on trans rights specifically and LGBTQ rights generally. 0132
Reposted by secundaJane Ball (living dead girl) @jane.inurhead.lol · 06/10/2026people are going to have to hold two contradictory ideas in their heads for the next few decades: the catholic church both is and is not a progressive force in the world. 2151
Reposted by secundaTime Spinner @spinny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Oh hey Claude, you're back from the mathematics textbooks early" Claude: *picking up chalk* "Found a shorter way." Me: say what Claude: *walking back to graph theory* "Found a shorter way." 11008
Reposted by secundaRyan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 21hYet another one for the category "matrix multiplication is weirder than one would naively think." 2904
Reposted by secundaSarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The idea that "social media lets cranks find each other" is mostly just a sign that you didn't grow up with cranks. For those of us who DID grow up with cranks? Social media is the thing that lets you find people who AREN'T cranks. 418022
Reposted by secunda𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 21hevery day we get closer to god's light, as will be revealed to all in the form of the amphetamine vending machine , 012121
Reposted by secundaduen / niko / miles @riolu.gay · 30/09/2026every book i read, this fucking dog materializes on the page and explains the words i dont understand to me. i thought books were just like that but no apparently only i can see him 16845198
