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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Taxpayers paid $15M for Trump to be booed at MSG. A true Fiscal Conservative would be man enough to just stand in public and let us boo him for free.
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Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I'm beginning to think the FIFA peace prize doesn't mean very much #iran
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Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
If The Traitors doesn't do a season that's all Bobs and Robs I don't want ittttt #thetraitors
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Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Finally finished @sgj.bsky.social's The Buffalo Hunter Hunter after savoring it for as long as possible. I have read a lot of Jones' books, and The Buffalo Hunter Hunter is an absolute triumph and could very well be Jones' greatest masterpiece (so far..) Thank you, SGJ!
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Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I was taught by @jamieloftus.bsky.social that it is my god-given right as an American to enjoy a sexy anthropomorphic pickle. I believe this notably unsexy Van Holten's pickle is stark reminder that our nation is failing.
A notably unsexy Van Holten's pickle in-a pouch.
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Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
The OJ Simpson trial to signature Crumbl cookie pipeline is insane
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 02/04/2025
BREAKING: Mike Waltz caught discussing military plans in LetterBoxd review of 'Rango'
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Center for Constitutional Rights @ccrjustice.org · 18/03/2025
Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.
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Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Support your #locallibrary so they can shelve books like this gem by @jamieloftus.bsky.social
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Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
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Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I can not explain how the little fart sound effect in @jamieloftus.bsky.social's podcast always catches me off guard and makes me giggle, but it does. This is art.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/01/2025
lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government
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Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
currently watching @emiliaperezfilm.bsky.social... my faith in French filmmakers is shaken.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
the J6 pardons are scary and fucked up but Trump doing that does make it extra funny that he's just ignoring Giuliani's suffering forever
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
We failed to stop fascism's rise. Now it's dancing about on the White House lawn. I don't know how to fix all this but I do know that the shit we've been doing won't get us out of this one. shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
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We failed to stop the rise of fascism. What comes next?
How to navigate the future without a map.
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Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Monitor deez nuts fedbois
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Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Just finished @socialistdogmom.bsky.social "Weird Little Guys" two-parter on Frank Sweeney, which was fantastic. I need to set the record straight on one thing: We do have rattlesnakes in Idaho.
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