Reposted by Secretly CanadianThe Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Taxpayers paid $15M for Trump to be booed at MSG. A true Fiscal Conservative would be man enough to just stand in public and let us boo him for free. 511765416
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026'Underrated' is not the word I would use to describe this 'film' lol 000
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I'm beginning to think the FIFA peace prize doesn't mean very much #iran 021
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 27/02/2026If The Traitors doesn't do a season that's all Bobs and Robs I don't want ittttt #thetraitors 030
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 07/10/2025American Psycho is a good book in its own right... but Victorian Psycho period piece heavily inspired Ellis' books. Very fun. 000
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 04/10/2025The Buffalo Hunter Hunter is probably my #1 and Victorian Psycho is probably my #2 of this year. 100
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Wait until you see the babel image archives. Same idea, but w/ images. 010
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 08/08/2025POV: doing any task when you get paid hourly 000
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 07/08/2025God, I wish I could fail upward through life like this dork.. 060
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Except they didn't even do that... You can still buy cigarettes just about anywhere if you want them lol 080
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Just tuned in. Does Peter sound at least 30% less sexy than normal, or is it just me??? 000
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 08/07/2025That's if any of us make it out of this alive... 000
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 08/07/2025That would require them not to be blatantly biased in his favor. Cable news is owned by the billionaire class, i.e. the people that have the most to gain from fluffing Trump's nuts. 000
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 19/06/2025I was walking through my local library, and it was on display as new fiction. Thought, "That cover seems like a vibe," and grabbed it. Read it. Loved it. Sometimes, judging a book by its cover works out 😂 120
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 24/05/2025I'm blown away that wieners are only 30 cents/lb cheaper than T-bone steaks... 140
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Just finished The Buffalo Hunter Hunter earlier this afternoon. Absolute masterpiece! Now, I am staring at my TBR list with no idea where to go next. 000
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Finally finished @sgj.bsky.social's The Buffalo Hunter Hunter after savoring it for as long as possible. I have read a lot of Jones' books, and The Buffalo Hunter Hunter is an absolute triumph and could very well be Jones' greatest masterpiece (so far..) Thank you, SGJ! 1151
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 17/05/2025This made me want the After the Revolution sequel... where is it Robert?? 020
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 17/05/2025media.tenor.coma man is wearing goggles and smoking a cigaretteAlt: The character Nux from 'Mad Max: Fury Road' painting his mouth with silver spray paint inside his car. 000
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Unfortunately for me (and her), I think she's starting to forget that nazis are bad. :( 000
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 13/05/2025I have read a lot of SGJ's books and enjoyed the heck out of them. I really struggled with 'I Was a Teenage Slasher' to the point where I put it down and haven't picked it back up. After starting the BHH (absolute masterpiece so far) and reading this post, I think I need to pick it back up. 110
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I was taught by @jamieloftus.bsky.social that it is my god-given right as an American to enjoy a sexy anthropomorphic pickle. I believe this notably unsexy Van Holten's pickle is stark reminder that our nation is failing. 0461
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025I had to stop playing ghost of tsushima, too many sweats. 010
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Better yet, The Long Walk was published in '79! 010
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Did not see phrenology resurgence coming lmao 020
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 30/04/2025If you want to do this, just use the library. 000
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Nope, I love the satisfaction of closing a book that I hate for the last time, knowing that I am saving time to dedicate to other books/things. 000
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Literally came up on a five car pile-up in one of the local roundabouts the other day. Genuinely impressed by that one. 000
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Weed. Wasted. Cross. Death. I'm pretty sure it's just a very unique version of WWJD. 020
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Like, how many things had to happen to get us where we are now? 000
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 12/04/2025The OJ Simpson trial to signature Crumbl cookie pipeline is insane 100
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I love how he says that an army of millions of Americans are going to be screwing tiny screws... and then immediately says the process will be automated, so which is it? 000
Reposted by Secretly CanadianPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant. 640313595152
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 03/04/2025hot take: Nintendo properties are not worth the price of admission. Even their best games (probably open world Zelda titles) are like a decade behind the curve. 000
Reposted by Secretly CanadianThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 02/04/2025BREAKING: Mike Waltz caught discussing military plans in LetterBoxd review of 'Rango' 241235115
Secretly Canadian @secretloon.bsky.social · 03/04/2025if this doesn't prove that money isn't real, i don't know what does 000
