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jrt.olives_mama

@sebbysmama.bsky.social
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I think Wendy's just threatened me
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
The best good girl, my Olive 🫒 ❤️
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Please help Frodo if you can! Donate and/or share!
gofundme.com
Donate to Help Frodo the Stray Recieve Vet Care, organized by Catie Brandyberry
Hi, my name is Catie, and I’m raising funds for a stray cat named Frodo who sh… Catie Brandyberry needs your support for Help Frodo the Stray Recieve Vet Care
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Olive sends her love to all of those who need it ❤️
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I guess it's bc I'm old, but anyone born after Sept. 11, 2001 automatically marks you as a kid to me. It's like that date in and of itself is a measurement of time, and I can't explain why.
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
🤣🤣
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
saw my neuro. despite having astoundingly positive blood results, he claims he doubts I have MG. he then admitted he's only ever had 1 person have a false positive result. he thinks bc I don't have fatal symptoms, I can't possibly have it. 🫠 1/2
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I was also diagnosed with a neuromuscular autoimmune disorder a few days ago 🙃
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
This dog is peak entertainment
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
With an incoming week of record high temperatures, Olive knows just the place to keep cool.
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
JD Vance somewhere stressfucking his couch
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I love this dork
A white and black Jack Russell terrier sits like a weirdo on a chair
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
This shopping center down the road needs to work on the order of their signs
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I just want someone to bring me a rabbit so I can hold it in my lap and pet it and give it snacks
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a white and brown bunny rabbit is sitting on a pink blanket
ALT: a white and brown bunny rabbit is sitting on a pink blanket
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I just posted my very first #Bagginshield fic! This is the first fic I've written since 2023! I hope ya'll enjoy it :) archiveofourown.org/works/65372857
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Doctors: You can't be more than 5 minutes late to your appt. If you are, your appt is canceled and you have you have to pay a fee. Patients: *arrive on time, then sit in the waiting for 45 minutes*
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Thank you so, so much @huskykatze.bsky.social for this adorable Easter card! I love it 🩷
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
That sly grin 😏
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I can't believe people still wash their clothes in warm/hot water.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
If you ever need me to do something I don’t want to do, your best bet is to treat me like a dog who doesn’t want to take his medicine and just involve cheese
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lualua @lualuadraw.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
commission for @humapuma <3
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malakim2099 🔜 MagicCon Atlanta @malakim2099.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
bagginshield
no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hestiation just walked right up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn't work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him, amazing... gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin

moonward-bound
He wasn't going to let himself be embarrassed in front of all these fucking ELVES

kelssiel
the ring: gimli son of gloin you can have your deepest desires if you just take me-
gimli: oh?!
elrond: the ring tempts all who come into contact with it
gimli: my deepest desire is to not look like a lil' bitch in front of all these fucking elves
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Graendoll @graendoll.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
God can suck it. I will cut off your balls.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Pach In Eorzea || Brute Bomber's Fan Club @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
WRITE IT ANYWAY!!! EVEN IF YOU DONT THINK YOURE GOOD ENOUGH!!! WRITE!!! IT!!!! ANYWAY!!!!!!!


DRAW IT ANYWAY!!! EVEN IF YOU DONT THINK YOURE GOOD ENOUGH!!! DRAW!!! IT!!!! ANYWAY!!!!!!!!
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Do banks outside of America have overdraft fees? Or is it just our exceptionally corrupt country?
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Perfection 🩷
A white and black Jack Russell terrier, wearing a pink collar and leash, is sitting in the grass, staring up at the camera
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
It's a bit warm for my liking, but Olive is having a great day 😊
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
apnews.com/article/trum... finds cause to hold Trump administration in criminal contempt for violating deportation order
apnews.com
Judge finds cause to hold Trump administration in criminal contempt for violating deportation order
A federal judge says he's found probable cause to hold the Trump administration in criminal contempt of court and could seek officials’ prosecution for violating his orders last month to turn around p...
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Are you into dark fics that will break your heart and leave you ugly crying, but then also heal you at the end with some heartfelt confessions and sweet, sweet lovemaking? If so, Zirizkhîê by humapuma is the fic for you! archiveofourown.org/works/646841...
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Can someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me what movie/show this audio is from? It sounds so familiar, but I can't place it, and it's killing me! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8ja4kGj/
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#THORIN My poor boy... #thorin #thorinoakenshield #thorinoakenshieldedit #thorinedit #hobbit #hobbittok #hobbitedit #торин #ториндубощит #хоббит #шуриккормит #fyp #rge #viral
TikTok video by Шурик
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Smiling faces? In THIS economy??
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I can not explain how much this made me laugh because I am a child
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I think the biggest thing I miss about Twitter is how easy it was to find and fangirl with different fandoms/shippers. My current OTP is #Bagginshield, & I'm 2k into a new WIP, but I only know one other person who's interested. It's kind of a bummer. 1/3
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Skyla Dawn Cameron @skyladawn.ca · 02/04/2025
Just know that my "extremely hyperspecific memes only 2-3 people would get which is why I keep them to DMs" game is unmatched and will never be properly appreciated.
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Cadence “Not A Coffee Civet” Andrysiak @supportourpoops.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Oh my god someone cancel their German Excavator Company Contracts, it’s illegal to dig one’s own grave so big you’d think it’s a mine
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I'm so done with Summer already
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Lady Crowley @ladycrowley.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I've been thinking alot about that discussion I had with a few Canadians 2 weeks ago.They accused us (US citizens) of doing nothing and not fighting the MAGA regime.That frightens me. Because that means people from other countries aren't seeing the daily protests, the constant screaming, the anger.
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Olive has the best grin 😂
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Me AF
Blue background. There are two red hearts with smiley faces and a rainbow between them. The words say "I believe in holding grudges. I'll heal in hell."
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Does anyone know what kind of parrot this is? He belongs to my neighbor. I'm going to try to get it a perch and some toys when I get paid next. I feel so bad for it 😭
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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 23/03/2025
"If we need to take Greenland..." The fuck? Why do we need to take Greenland? Why do we need to take anything? And what is this "not being a good ally" shit? What, being a good ally is letting the US steamroll them into surrendering their sovereignty? This is insane and Vance is a fucking idiot
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Mind. Blown.
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Olive has no qualms with making herself comfortable anywhere she goes, even the apt social worker's office.
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Me: Oh! Pedro Pascal and Chris Evans are in a romance movie together! *watches trailer* Me: 😑 Me: 🙄 Me: 😭 Me: 😠 Me: IT IS 2025 WE DESERVE A GAY ROMANCE MOVIE WITH TWO HOT WELL KNOWN ACTORS
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Yesterday, it was 83°F (28°C), and tonight, it will be a low of 29°F (-1.6°C). Good thing global warming isn't real! 🫠
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Idk why hearing a Brit refer to a butt as a "bottom" is so adorably entertaining, but it really, really is.
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jrt.olives_mama @sebbysmama.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Just sitting out in the cold so that Olive can watch the squirrels
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