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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠

@kvyte.bsky.social
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I am a cosmic inconvenience for mediocre men the smuttyromanceho 📖 36 - she/her - NJ 🌍 mr. smutty 💍 hockey WAG 🏒 🥅 nala, oscar, and mothman 🐱 elder emo 🖤 🤘🏻 pickle enthusiast 🥒 your royal HIGHness 🍃 💨 throne.com/smuttyromanceho

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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 1h
“ever since I was a little girl, I knew shutting the fuck up wasn’t for me.”
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teddy 🗡️ @blushparfait.bsky.social · 7h
i can’t believe tomorrow is 🎃🍂 OCTOBER 🍂🎃
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 7h
someone made the subject of their email: “Return of the screw” And now I feel like I need to go on some epic quest to process a return for them 🤣
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Ems @andlikewaterlilies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Introducing The Adventures Of Monster Smut Pals, a new audio erotica collaboration coming to Reddit on 1 October 2026. Which monster will you dare to summon? Featuring 39 talented creators and 19 monstrous audios - we can’t wait to share the collab with you!
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 19h
HERE YE HERE YE: I am the luckiest lil bitch in the land bc I have @becadreads.bsky.social as my friend just because your friends live in other states doesn’t mean they don’t SEE you. I’m feeling very loved over here. Love you and candy cane dick Santa too. Oxoxoxoxxoxo
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 19h
bro I took a magical gummy and now I’m gonna drink a Diet Coke and watch hockey and color in my new Lisa frank coloring book.
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Nanalan Character Coloring with Crayons
ALT: Nanalan Character Coloring with Crayons
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MemeStar Spooky @memestarspooky.bsky.social · 20h
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 20h
My babies, hockey is BAAAAACK
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honey why are you allowing criticisms from someone you wouldn’t take advice from?
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BTW telling mothers to “raise their sons to be better” isn’t the answer either bc surprise you put the blame right back on women fucktards.
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tays really going far and wide to tease rep Dang girl my office too? U clever
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he curled himself up in our linen closet and slept and we could not find him and were in a panic at 4:50 am
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“They’re so young we didn’t wanna ruin their futures with these allegations” So I think they should all be sent to an island that only has deadly snakes and figure out how to survive. No food, no water no extra clothing dump those motherfuckers
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ALL DAY EVERYDAY THERAPIST MOTHER MAID
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A friendly reminder to eveyone: Dead men don’t rape
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hey so are we also gonna suspend the MEN who made the Cornell 7 write a fucking essay after raping a woman? Let’s make sure the entire system goes down in fuckin flames
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Slipknot and BMTH? haaaaaaay
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I said the scary part out loud after waiting three days to sit with it and understand how I’m feeling and it was not as scary as I imagined when I said it.
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had a zombie apocalypse dream and in the dream (like right now) it was the first day of my period when it happened tell me how I spent the entire dream running for safety and looking for bathrooms to pee I somehow survived til I woke up
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
she’s done 💕
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
god yes
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AI simply could not replicate titties like these.
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mish @mishroomarts.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Rain 🌧️ #sleeptoken #art
Fanart of Vessel from Sleep Token, looking up while being rained on with rim lighting illuminating him. Painted in grayscale.
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🐉 Witchy Poo✨ @enterdumbnamehere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Added a crowd funding option… just in case anyone was interested . throne.com/elsie_anne/i...
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Nipple Piercings - Wishlist | Throne
Send Elsie gifts via Throne. Browse Elsie 's wishlist and support your favorite creator safely.
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yall I wore heels for the first time in a long time tonight and could walk in them so much better Makes me so happy bc I have so many pairs I wanna wear 😭🥹 tiny wins
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mama needed a little night out and copious amounts of pasta and NA bubbly
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
nothing to see here, just an automatic post about treats to make me happy 👀👹 throne.com/smuttyromanceho/wishlist
Gift image
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IF U DO NOT LET ME GUT OUT THIS HOUSE (go to home goods / tj maxx) AND MAKE IT MY OWN (smell every candle) I WILL GO INSANE AND I WILL TAKE U WITH ME
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Catherine O'Hara Sings Day-O!
ALT: Catherine O'Hara Sings Day-O!
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you hate Cleveland! congrats you’ve been rage baited by Mrs Taylor Swift She got yall so good. I knew I loved that song most for a reason.
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also, please keep sending your good vibes to my titties until I tell you to stop please and thank you xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BUT WHO IS JOSE AND WHY DOES HE HAVE NO WAY?????????
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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you just have to find that one person that doesn’t find you completely insufferable. I found mine 💕
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you can hate her all you want but she’s always releasing something right when I’m going through something and need it. If you’re sick of him, I got you, I was patient (patient zero)
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just asking for some good vibes today for my titties 💕
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I saw this and it spoke to me on a spiritual level “You’re kind of a bitch” ACTUALLY I’m a fuckin exhausted woman who has solved everyone else’s GD problems since I was old enough to reach the countertops. I’ve got about 4 fucks left to give and they’re spoken for. I ain’t wasting them on you.
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lmao a client short paid an invoice trying to claim that I offered a discount and when I called him he acted so surprised that I found out nah babes where’s the rest of the payment? you think you can get one over on the queen of receipts? This brain is a prison I remember everything
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Feels a bit weird to be sitting in the back of this Dragula, to be honest. Can I sit up front with you?
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I didn’t do that trope thing bc I fear I don’t mind the pregnancy trope at all and can’t stand enemies to lovers sorry not sorry 🤷‍♀️
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t start with me I had $7 and a dream.
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OK, everyone tell me their favorite comebacks for men. One of my favorites is when I get cat called yelling back that I have no change
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait so I’ve always been a little bit interested in the voyage manuscript and have listened to some podcasts that included and seeing this new update where if you add Blood to Moon water it creates life like plants - that’s what the VM was potentially talking about is so fuckin fascinating to me.
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If you didn’t like showgirl you can’t be excited sorry don’t make the rules losers
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
An inspirational landscape photo featuring a winding dirt road through a meadow of wildflowers toward mountains under a rainbow-streaked sky. In the center, a white text box reads: "Thanks Ice cube, I knew I could do it, if I put my ass into it." A white cursive watermark beneath the text reads "@wildflourfarm".
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⛓ ๋⭑☽ 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍 ☾⭑ ๋⛓ @glitterydollguts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
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I Wanna Be Yours
YouTube video by Arctic Monkeys - Topic
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
he’s wrapped around my arm
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mama got a little ticket to one of the Greyscale holiday shows
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𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔦 mᥲrіᥱ✩ @neveraningenue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
as defined in merriam-webster: •patient zero- a person identified as the first to become infected with an illness or disease in an outbreak
taylor in a black dress with lace underlay with her hair uptaylor in a grey ribbed tank side profile leaning on her hand with her FAT ASS RINGtaylor in a black sleeveless turtleneck leaning against a wall hair down
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NEW TAYLORRRRRR SONGGGGGG
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The American Healthcare system: “Please upload your insurance details to our portal” Me: uploads Them *calls to confirm details prior to my appt* Them (at time of appt): let us make a copy of your insurance pls! them: bills $1000 - you don’t have insurance so you have to pay this.
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