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Shane Macken

@seanmaceoin.bsky.social
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No delusional paranoiacs / conspiracy theorists, please. Don't make it weird.

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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 14h
Top banter in the first five or six replies. 👇
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 16h
Can confirm.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like most self-proclaimed free speech 'warriors', he rarely (if ever) tolerates opinions or actual truths which differ from his own. Pub bore doesn't even begin to cover it.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please don't *ever* let that day come.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
-sighs- It was bound to happen sooner or later, wasn't it. 🤦‍♂️
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's unfathomable to me how he got so big in the early 2000s. Literally every big name in the American music industry, regardless of genre, wanted to collab or play live with him. Why? Why guys??
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Polite request to US Bluesky users: Stop posting pictures of Musk half-naked. I don't want to see that shit in my newsfeed. I don't want it and I don't need it and I don't have time to mute/block you all. Stop it!
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Poor Oli. The look on his face is a mixture of bewilderment, incredulity and slight pity. Like: "Is this person for real?"
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did. Not. See. That. Coming. 🤯 Literally went onto Blabbermouth.net after seeing the tribute from erstwhile guitarist Jeff "Mantas" Dunn on Facebook just now. Despite all the bad blood, he'll be hurting right now. Condolences to all Cronos' family and friends. blabbermouth.net/news/venom-f...
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VENOM Frontman CONRAD 'CRONOS' LANT Dead At 63
Conrad "Cronos" Lant of black metal pioneers VENOM has died at the age of 63. The vocalist/bassist's passing was confirmed in a post earlier today (Thursday, October 1) on VENOM's official social medi...
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me after eating an onion Bhaji. No, really! Or a packet of salt n' vinegar crisps. Or a packet of prawn cocktail crisps. Or... Literally anything with even a modicum of a kick induces a rather (and often publicly) embarrassing physiological reaction.*
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I did always wonder. Even though I have a social life, I do very much feel comfortable in my own company. I suppose it also helps that I have a limited social battery and therefore require periods of alone time — sometimes shorter, sometimes longer — to recharge.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He (Harwood) probably thinks Test Matches are played at Haringey.
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Manchester City cheated Premier League rules, the Commission found. Did it also cheat HMRC? We've examined the decision and leaked Mancini documents. We think City likely failed to pay £12m in tax. There should be a criminal investigation. Thread:
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So basically, David 'Evil D' Vincent was like: "Pete, I can't believe you're *still* into that God Squad stuff. C'mon, man!" blabbermouth.net/news/pete-sa...
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PETE SANDOVAL Says TERRORIZER Will Carry On Without DAVID VINCENT: 'It's Better For Us To Continue On Separate Paths Professionally'
Pete "Commando" Sandoval has confirmed that David Vincent will no longer be involved with TERRORIZER, the influential grindcore and deathgrind band which has played sporadic live shows since returning...
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m intensely suspicious of anyone who claims to identify the event or person who “set us on the path” to where we are now (the Bad Place). It’s not a model of history I recognise and I’ve seen too many candidates to believe any one of them was uniquely decisive.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every silver lining an' that...
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ditto.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly it’s like a parody by this point isn’t it
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In a word: Yes!
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
👇
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎶 **KERRRANNGG!!** "AWWWW, A-DON'CHA KNOW WHERE YOU ARRRE? HEY MAAAN, YOU'RE LAWST IN AMERICA, LAWST IN AMERICA, LAWST IN AMERICA, LAWST..." 🎶
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Yusuf is anything like Raheem Kassam, it's very possible he won't mind this one bit. Very bizarre indeed.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me whenever I see someone taking a phone call on speaker in a crowded place. 😒
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's like watching and listening to a really crap Gordon Gekko.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
💔
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And don't forget to smile between melted butter mouthfuls to show the bits of buttery sweetcorn stuck between your teeth. Boss level power move.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I must confess, I need to be good to myself more.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's worse [much worse] than sheer disappointment; it's sheer pity.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Facts.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The breakdowns in Celtic Frost's Circle Of The Tyrants and Sepultura's Dead Embryonic Cells do things to me that are illegal in at least twelve States.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And likewise, I strongly suspect Tony Blair is extremely horny for The Daily Telegraph. I am now scarred for life. I'm never going to be able to get that grotesque mental image out of my head.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My spirit animal.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So much cuteness overload here. 😍
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SpoopyTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 25/09/2026
I bring a bag of shredded cheese to the interview and never break eye contact as I eat it.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To be fair, that could be any of us if only we had the acumen. We do like to think we're incorruptible, don't we. However, given certain circumstances/conditions, we're probably not.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Headline writers can be real cunts sometimes.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Appreciate this is probably not the main point here, but I thought that was the description of a sociopath. I thought a psychopath was someone who was utterly devoid of feeling and emotion (the latter of which 45/47 is definitely not devoid of, given his regular outbursts).
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The permanent scowl he has on his face (whether asleep or awake) suggests that the moment Melania looked swooningly into Trudeau's eyes at the 2019 G7 summit *still* lives rent free in his head.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Superb thread. 👇
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Owen Jones doesn’t know what he doesn’t know
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Luke McGee @lukemcgee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bloody hell www.dailymail.com/sport/footba...
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Manchester City found guilty on all-but one of 115 rule-break charges
There is a growing confidence within the Premier League that they have triumphed in their 115 charges battle with Manchester City.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was hoping I'd never see comments like this on Bluesky, but here we are. Not good.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OH. FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. Seriously, City? Why are you even letting the fuckers near him? He's got a job to do. Even if he tells PNE where to go, the fact that he even spoke to them in the first place will create an awkward, negative atmosphere in the dressing room. Bad, bad move there.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nice. Looking forward to seeing this on completion. 😃
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm not going to make it to fifty, am I.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He then begins to cry tears of hopelessness when you politely ask him to stop shouting and calm down. -sigh- God bless Moonbot.
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It will likely taste of bitterness, resentment and snark, leaving you far from sated and utterly convinced that the world absolutely owes you a living. blabbermouth.net/news/megadet...
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MEGADETH Teams Up With PRINCE ST. PIZZA For Limited-Time Pepperoni Pie
Prince St. Pizza, the New York City-born pizzeria known for its Sicilian-style square pies and signature pepperoni-loaded slices, is joining forces with MEGADETH on a limited-edition pizza created in ...
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Shane Macken @seanmaceoin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
youtu.be/Y38pbfJ4i_U?...
youtu.be
Stewart Lee - ukip and immigration complete
YouTube video by David Charles Rowan MA MSc
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