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discochurch
Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account
berlynn-wohi
If you have anxiety about being an adult, it may help to think of adult things as basically just doing a lot of quests.
Me: [googles "where do i get a passport"]
Me: [goes to that building]
Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport?
Them: Third floor, room twelve.
Me: [goes to that room]
Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport?
Them: That desk over there.
Me: [goes to that desk]
Me: Where do I get a passport?
Them: Fill out this form.
Me: (thinking) Silver key opens the garden gate, in the garden is the red key, which opens the red door, there's a boy in the red house who tells you his dog is trapped in the old abandoned barn and can I please rescue him...
lemonsharks
being an adult is a serious of fetch quests and waiting in lines](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x6v5h2nhtwvxohm4553pp5bp/bafkreibk36gamvnwdkalufipsvprs3ydoyj4v4gkyvcefqrzkqyfj2mw5i)
