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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 3h

my family FaceTiming me at the gym: 4yr old niece: Auntie Chelsea, what are you doing? My mom: She’s pretending to walk. Me: you’re not wrong.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I had to research. I didn’t know if it was a real thing in Fortnite or like a meme thing.

Slurp Juice
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Mountain Berry Powerade, Sprite, pineapple juice, blue curacao syrup and edible glitter

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

God this shit was cool as fuck

Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hellraiser is out here to give you the driest and wettest dining experience of all time.

Skin & Chips Nachos
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Spicy pork rinds topped with Tostitos nacho cheese sauce and Jack Links beef jerky.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

there’s a picture of a robot doing my job on the cover of my benefits package brief. um wtf.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sonic Racing is funny because I never thought Big the Cat would ever shit talk me. Clearly I deserved it but damn.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Comedians giving me advice: build your brand. Me: ok well my brand is idiot so we’re doing ok.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’m an emergency contact for two of them and that’s all I say.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I forgot the name Moogle from Final Fantasy so I googled “lil white guys in Final Fantasy”. It worked, did it show me a picture of Cloud with a shaved head? maybe but we got there.

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Moogle Kupo: Adorable Floating

ALT: Moogle Kupo: Adorable Floating

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When I die this better be my funeral procession.

Max Verstappen vs 100 go karts starting position

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Iggy and the Sandstones will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Akira Toriyama and McLaren collaborated in 1990. Shuiesha (publisher of Shonen Jump) was a sponsor for F1 McLaren at the time. Toriyama went to the German Grand Prix, met Aryton Senna and drew Dragon Ball characters with his car. He also made the manga Battleman documenting his time at the race. 😮

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Trying not to be weird about seeing chihuahuas that are alive. But here we are and still grieving. Let me hold one.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’m at a new tattoo shop and when I got here they were playing Horton Hears A Who.

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Pacha Perfect

ALT: Pacha Perfect

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Sometimes I feel like a big dawg but sometimes when I have to do a big dawg thing I feel like lil dawg.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Seeing an emoji printed out is unsettling.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My sister in law told me I have hyper fixation in my genes.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Transformers was one of my favorites growing up. Optimus Prime taught us how to be leaders and how to fight for what’s right. I am again sad. Rest in Peace 🤖

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I wear Invisalign because I’m working on completing my skeleton.

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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

RIP Tim Curry There is a lot of roles you are well remembered for but for me, my first exposure to your voice was as Ben Ravencroft in Scooby Doo and the Witch's Ghost Thank you for all of the amazing work in both live action and animation

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krys🌷🌺 @milkykau.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

underneath the big gorgeous tits is a big gorgeous heart

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

In the midst of the dog grief I had Cracker Jack on repeat and now Dolly’s gone. Rest in Peace 🦋

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Sometimes healing is painting a southwestern style painting of your dead dog.

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026

hotdogs for algernon

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Being a comedian means being okay with people fact checking a thought I had in the shower.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

They played the Blade blood rave music at the gym and I could not stop laughing.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

When you take that first sip of fresh coffee in the morning.

Lando Norris winning the Dutch Grand Prix

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

planning a heist for the Sega Sonic F1 Trophy from the 1993 Grand Prix. No one tell McLaren.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

You know what they say, take the ears off a bear and you got a mole. You know that old saying.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

having trouble sleeping means I have to wait until morning to tell my husband that Olaf the snowman is going to have a girlfriend named Samantha in Frozen 3.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

grief is weird because my family dog passed away about a week ago and I just cried thinking about how I will never able to take her to JCPenny for a photoshoot of just the two of us.

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 13/08/2026

Depression is like the McRib: appearing at random times throughout the year with no advance warning.

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the curse of chelsea cruz @chelccruzy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Not too late to cast me as Beast in X Men. Or a height accurate Wolverine.

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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

"so you have to master all four elements" "That's right" "water, earth, fire, air?" "ALL OF EM! AND I gotta bring balance to the world! And do you know how long I have to do it?" "A year?" "A YEAR!"

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