Reposted by GoodGirlEsq.donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I’ll sleep when I’m dead, and also when I’m tired. Or scared. Basically any excuse I get 432841
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Just thinking about when I had chickenpox and some kid’s mom called my mom to ask if she could bring her kid over for a chickenpox party. My mom’s response was essentially “my child is SICK!!!!!” 010
Reposted by GoodGirlEsq.henry @hdevalence.bsky.social · 22/12/2024ummm hey me and the other crabs in the bucket have noticed that ur actually getting near the top. and like sorry but that's lowkey problematic :/ bc like we'll still be in the bucket :(( sooo yeah if u could maybe take accountability and get back in the bucket 320540
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 22/12/2024There will never be another Christmas like the Christmas when I had chickenpox. My parents woke me up in the middle of the night to try give me medicine. When I resisted they told me Santa told them he wouldn’t bring my presents unless I took my medication. 000
Reposted by GoodGirlEsq.SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 22/12/2024Attorneys when they get to discovery phase and see what their client said in group chat after they insisted on not settling 15874153
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 19/12/2024If you have a super early morning meeting you’re allowed to get a little Starbucks treat. It’s the law. 000
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 18/12/2024But not even in a bad way for the most part. But it’s been a lot. 000
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 18/12/2024It really was my favorite time of year growing up! Trying to get the joy back 000
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Okay it’s not like I don’t work weekends anyways but I’m in a mood! 010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 17/12/2024“Take off 8 days” aka not physically go to court but otherwise still be on call 120
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I fucking hate this time of year. Dragging my ass to the finish line and working weekends so I can…take off 8 days? 110
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 16/12/2024“You can earn that conviction at trial then” is typically my response. 000
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 16/12/2024It’s so funny how prosecutors will cavalierly say things that sound shockingly like they think they’re entitled to convictions. 100
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 16/12/2024If at first you don’t succeed, try being annoying again. 000
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Because annoying is a skill you can harness and use to your advantage with great success. 020
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Once the hustle and bustle of the week is over and the adrenaline has worn off, I just sit in a dark room and ponder everything that’s ever happened 110
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I don’t get night the Sunday Scaries I get the Friday Night Scaries. 010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Tfw you send a bunch of sad texts to multiple friends last night but now you’re fine after sleeping and everybody is still silent because you were acting really weird 110
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Don’t try new things. Trying new things is bad. I tried a new nail color and it’s awful. 020
Reposted by GoodGirlEsq.Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 25/11/2024They can’t pardon a turkey who committed state level crimes 15010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 25/11/2024You make one little snippy tweet about MC libertarian types being dumb and scores of men get their feelings hurt. 110
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Now I’d just be happy if I could get three nights of good sleep in a row 010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 24/11/2024lol imagine being stressed back in the days when a true break existed!!! 100
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 24/11/2024“Oh my god I have finals next week!!!!” Now you have a trial next week, you dumb bitch. 010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Reflecting back on how stressed out I was during Thanksgiving break as a law student. Sweet summer child. 100
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 02/11/2024Driving to chick fil a in pajamas and sitting in the drive thru line looking like the most despondent person you’ve ever seen 010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 25/10/2024Got my first major win! Project Bitch is going very well. 010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 25/10/2024I have gained nothing from it so far and I am only increasingly angry but I believe that eventually this venture will pay dividends 020
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 25/10/2024Continuing to lean into being a bitch and it’s going great 130
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 23/10/2024You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me, etc, etc. 010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 23/10/2024That’s what the book “Lean In” was about, right? 010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Kind of leaning into being a bitch these days. 110
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 23/10/2024I’ve been obsessed for years and I will never stop. 000
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 01/09/2024I know that it’s her way of trying to show she cares but bruhhhh 020
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 01/09/2024Me: I am very stressed and having a difficult time. My mom: My poor baby. Are you using eye cream? You don’t want crows feet. 120
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 01/06/2024One day I’m going to write a memoir and it’s going to open up with the time that I spilled gas all over my car and my shoes the morning of my first trial (I was second chairing, don’t worry) 010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 27/05/2024Although it’s optimistic of me to think they’ll just pack up and start something new. That would be the smart choice and they’re not the smartest people. 010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 27/05/2024It’s truly deranged how distorted the libertarian message became. But it looks like they lost…time for them to go start a new party for me to rag on. 110
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 27/05/2024I remember two (2) years ago when I first went through her twitter after she was elected. She gave me Bush-era conservative vibes dressed up as a libertarian. My husband can attest to the fact that from day one I just knew she wasn’t going to be a good thing for the party. 110