Reposted by GoodGirlEsq.donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I’ll sleep when I’m dead, and also when I’m tired. Or scared. Basically any excuse I get 432841
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Just thinking about when I had chickenpox and some kid’s mom called my mom to ask if she could bring her kid over for a chickenpox party. My mom’s response was essentially “my child is SICK!!!!!” 010
Reposted by GoodGirlEsq.henry @hdevalence.bsky.social · 22/12/2024ummm hey me and the other crabs in the bucket have noticed that ur actually getting near the top. and like sorry but that's lowkey problematic :/ bc like we'll still be in the bucket :(( sooo yeah if u could maybe take accountability and get back in the bucket 320540
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 22/12/2024There will never be another Christmas like the Christmas when I had chickenpox. My parents woke me up in the middle of the night to try give me medicine. When I resisted they told me Santa told them he wouldn’t bring my presents unless I took my medication. 000
Reposted by GoodGirlEsq.SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 22/12/2024Attorneys when they get to discovery phase and see what their client said in group chat after they insisted on not settling 15874153
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 19/12/2024If you have a super early morning meeting you’re allowed to get a little Starbucks treat. It’s the law. 000
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Okay it’s not like I don’t work weekends anyways but I’m in a mood! 010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I fucking hate this time of year. Dragging my ass to the finish line and working weekends so I can…take off 8 days? 110
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 16/12/2024It’s so funny how prosecutors will cavalierly say things that sound shockingly like they think they’re entitled to convictions. 100
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 16/12/2024If at first you don’t succeed, try being annoying again. 000
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Because annoying is a skill you can harness and use to your advantage with great success. 020
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Once the hustle and bustle of the week is over and the adrenaline has worn off, I just sit in a dark room and ponder everything that’s ever happened 110
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Tfw you send a bunch of sad texts to multiple friends last night but now you’re fine after sleeping and everybody is still silent because you were acting really weird 110
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Don’t try new things. Trying new things is bad. I tried a new nail color and it’s awful. 020
Reposted by GoodGirlEsq.Matt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 25/11/2024They can’t pardon a turkey who committed state level crimes 15010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 25/11/2024You make one little snippy tweet about MC libertarian types being dumb and scores of men get their feelings hurt. 110
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 24/11/2024lol imagine being stressed back in the days when a true break existed!!! 100
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Reflecting back on how stressed out I was during Thanksgiving break as a law student. Sweet summer child. 100
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 02/11/2024Driving to chick fil a in pajamas and sitting in the drive thru line looking like the most despondent person you’ve ever seen 010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 25/10/2024Got my first major win! Project Bitch is going very well. 010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 25/10/2024Continuing to lean into being a bitch and it’s going great 130
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 23/10/2024You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me, etc, etc. 010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Kind of leaning into being a bitch these days. 110
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 01/09/2024Me: I am very stressed and having a difficult time. My mom: My poor baby. Are you using eye cream? You don’t want crows feet. 120
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 01/06/2024One day I’m going to write a memoir and it’s going to open up with the time that I spilled gas all over my car and my shoes the morning of my first trial (I was second chairing, don’t worry) 010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 27/05/2024I think I already fucked up one of my (very expensive) nails 😭 010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 27/05/2024Very telling that a big part of the critique of Chase is “GAY!!!!” 221
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 21/05/2024I’m 99% sure I’m about to become very sick which is…going to pose problems for me since there’s three more business days left in this week. 030
Reposted by GoodGirlEsq.tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 16/07/2023I'm never quite sure how many people know that shotspotter is top-to-bottom bullshit so, uh: shotspotter is top-to-bottom bullshit. Just lies. 16446188
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 16/02/2024Haven’t deadlifted in months. Deadlifted 100 lbs and it felt AMAZING but I know tomorrow is gonna be fucking ROUGH. 120
Reposted by GoodGirlEsq.Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 31/01/2024The conservative meltdown over Taylor Swift feels like the equivalent of when a dog gets the zoomies. They don’t know where to put all that pent up energy so they just run around barking at shit 352052269
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 30/01/2024Having super realistic nightmares about incredibly banal and quotidian concerns. 010
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 26/01/2024I’m considering acquiring new Stanleys so I can color coordinate them to my outfits 120
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 25/01/2024The Tudors is so inaccurate that they killed off a character whose death means that in their universe, Lady Jane Grey is never born. I do not believe this was intentional but rather for ~dramatic purposes~ 030
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 25/01/2024This a little bit of a joke because obviously I’ve read the statement and thought through the legal argument but I would like to pretend I just ignore things instead of deeply pondering everything. 130
GoodGirlEsq. @sdayocontent.bsky.social · 25/01/2024I see the governor of my home state is causing problems. What a shame, I could deep dive into it or I could just keep watching The Tudors. What do? 010
Reposted by GoodGirlEsq.Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 24/01/2024If only there were a concise term for "engaging in sex without consent". 0145