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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 12h

"chatGPT thinks I am a genuis" is just the modern version of "I think this stripper is in love with me"

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ScreamingMD @screamingmd.bsky.social · 10h

Step 1: get job at cotton swab factory Step 2: murder Step 3: ??? Step 4: profit

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Kathleen Long @longkathleen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Another home run for McSweeney's.

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 20h

Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately

Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.

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ScreamingMD @screamingmd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have one where I was >95% height and <10% weight - I was 5ft and 50lbs in 5th grade and about to get my tonsils out. I grew 6inches and 50lb in the following year. Who knew fighting repeating infections was detrimental to growth?

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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

Garak: If you wouldn’t trust their advice then don’t trust their criticism

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Zandra, probably @zandra-wpg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The timeline provides the answer:

Screenshot of Bluesky post from @effinbirds.com. The post is an image of a parrot on a branch, with the words “at this point you should just walk the fuck away”

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ScreamingMD @screamingmd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My employer’s phishing tests are the only phishing schemes I fall for.

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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 05/10/2026

We're continuing to report on sports betting apps, and we need your help. ProPublica is looking for at least 250 people who use DraftKings and FanDuel to share their data with us and help us understand how the apps respond to user behavior. ➡️ How to help: projects.propublica.org/sports-betti...

A neon green tracker shows that ProPublica has received 28 people's sports betting data, just over 10% of the way towards its goal of 250. Text below reads: If you’re one of millions of Americans who have placed an online bet on a sporting event, you know how quickly you can go from celebrating your wins to feeling like the odds are stacked against you.

ProPublica is trying to understand how sports betting apps incentivize users to keep playing and when they warn users to pump the brakes. To do that, we need your help: We’re aiming for at least 250 people to upload their gambling history from apps like FanDuel and DraftKings. We’re not quite there yet, so if you’ve used these apps, you can help our journalists. If you’ve worked in the industry, you can also help us by answering a few questions. (You can also reach us on Signal.)

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ScreamingMD @screamingmd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And the strength of 10 men plus 2.

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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Banned Books - Gator Days

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ScreamingMD @screamingmd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I ask bc some teams are not always good but still have great fun/fans. Pull up football top 25 and most of those have good both bc they have NIL money.

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ScreamingMD @screamingmd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Do they have to win or just have great atmosphere?

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.

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ScreamingMD @screamingmd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you read a lot of them, you start reading SLOEs from the same place. As you read lots of them, you figure out what it all means to you. Good luck.

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My absolute core belief since childhood is that anything labeled Ketchup is going to taste 100x better than anything called Catsup

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ScreamingMD @screamingmd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am wearing an asymmetric shirt and I am not neurotypical enough or neurodivergent enough for it. I like it but I realllllly hate it.

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ScreamingMD @screamingmd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

She rhymes microwave with Rico Suave, she likely wins most fights, even the ones not involving food

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Casey Casein okay I’m done

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/10/2026

EASTERN HAS RESPONDED

Eastern Michigan Football
@EMUFB
They might have to do some more research next time... @SickosCommittee
#TheFactory
#ETOUGH
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Never thought we'd see the day, @SickosCommittee
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ScreamingMD @screamingmd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I love the TJ ciabatta. He has good taste. We eat those at least 1/week.

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ScreamingMD @screamingmd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My groceries are $350/week (average) with my 16&13yo boys plus 2 grownups. And this does not count the practice/game-ran-late-Chipotle/CAVA orders.

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ScreamingMD @screamingmd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

For NC, voter registration look-up. Takes however long it takes you to fill out your name. Filter by county to shorten the list - helpful if you have a common last name as I do. vt.ncsbe.gov/reglkup/

vt.ncsbe.gov

Voter Search

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ScreamingMD @screamingmd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026