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@scottyspielman.bsky.social
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The coffee at my morning meeting yesterday was so expensive I saved half of it and warmed it up this morning. How's your year going? #EpsteinTax
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Word placement is very important. "I've done an awful lot of shit" has an entirely different meaning than "I've done a lot of awful shit," for example. This concludes your grammar lesson for the day. ☺️
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hicksville420.bsky.social @hicksville420.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Courtesy Of @columjournreview.bsky.social THIS ! ----> “Journalists and journalism institutions cannot be neutral about the dismantling of our democracy and then still expect to be protected by it.” www.cjr.org/the_media_to...
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Trump’s hostile environment for journalists, from American streets to the corridors of the White House.
The Trump administration is ramping up its hostile environment for journalists, from American streets to the corridors of the White House.
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The peanut m&m is superior to both the peanut and the m&m. It is undefeated
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you've got any kind of common sense whatsoever, i dare you to go through a day without swearing.
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Great question
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 02/09/2026
Black Americans are being found hanging in 2026. For generations, Black people were lynched while institutions stood by and did nothing. We cannot repeat that history. I’m demanding a full investigation from the DOJ.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social is simply 1 of the greatest, most inspirational candidates to emerge in years, running against Ken Paxton, one of the most disgracefully corrupt politicians of all-time. So the Texas GOP responds by doing what comes naturally to them, of course: CHEATING! 🤮
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/09/2026
🚨 TEXAS: THEY’RE TRYING TO CLOSE 92 ELECTION DAY POLLING PLACES Tarrant County officials are set to vote TODAY on cutting Election Day voting locations from 316 to 224, nearly 1 in 3 polling places gone. Civil rights groups warn the cuts could disproportionately burden Black, Latino & Asian voters
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The richest man owns X. The second and fourth richest men control Google. The third richest man owns The Washington Post. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the seventh richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
From now on, whenever anyone asks me how I'm doing, I'm going to say: "I am going to be fine." I encourage you to join me in this endeavor. #LifeTips
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I just realized that we're waiting for the generation that was eating tide pods to save us
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Woah that was close. It's almost midnight and I nearly forgot to get my daily cry in. Yikes
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Starting a pointless trade war with our most reliable partner as a distraction from your failed war in Iran (that you launched as a distraction from your administration covering up the Epstein files) isn’t going to win you any votes.
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I say this every day
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Marco Rubio is against birthright citizenship. But Marco Rubio *is* a birthright citizen. Ted Cruz is against birthright citizenship. But Ted Cruz was born in Canada. He only got US citizenship by a birthright citizenship law because of his US mother. They are both shameless hypocrites.
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/07/2026
When Democrats take power, they must immediately cancel all of Elon Musk’s government welfare checks. Like and repost if you want this to happen.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What if hostile foreign governments were able to control social network algorithms in the United States, suppressing information vital to our survival as a democracy? That would be weird.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
🗣️ GARCIA: "When reporters are asked who the arch was for, Trump said: 'ME.’ — This is a sad, pathetic, lonely man who's trying to turn America's monuments into monuments for himself."
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Great speech, though.
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"A scone would go down good right now," said no one ever.
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Jake Rogers is out there throwing 56 mph and The Tigers are thinking about buying or staying pat at the trade deadline.
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Amen.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
🚨Caught on camera: Ken Paxton PANICS when asked about owning 15 homes worth $9 million on a $153,000 government salary. Paxton dodges, stammers, then says “I’d like to keep today to law enforcement!” Classic Paxton—refuses to answer, cuts the presser short. Texans deserve better.
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm a modest, humble guy. If I could have any superpower possible, I'd like the mutant ability to unravel a twistie properly on the first try. Imagine what i could accomplish with all that extra spare time.
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
About 15 minutes into Red Sonja, I'm actually wishing the horse had the only speaking part.
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Boop!
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This Administration is engaged in the largest criminal cover-up in American history.   Todd Blanche cannot serve as AG. Full stop.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/07/2026
Todd Blanche is the worst Attorney General nominee in my lifetime. He’s under investigation by the Bar Association. This confirmation hearing isn’t bearing that out.
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 14/07/2026
An American president being found liable for sexual assault is a national disgrace. It’s a stain on the country that will never wash out.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 14/07/2026
This is Wilson. He was born with a blurry tail. Not sure if he'll ever grow out of it. 13/10 we love him just the way he is
a black puppy sits on a collection of colorful towels and blankets. he looks up at us with concerned eyes. the tip of his tail is blurry. we think he's perfect and should never change.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Says the guy who, after losing in a free & fair election, incited an insurrection against his own country: the very definition of treason. #ImpeachConvictRemoveImprison
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
There's not much difference between influencer and influenza. It's an easy mistake to make. That's all I'm saying.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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GodlessPrimate @godlessprimate.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you were wondering who owns our government.
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Matthew Kay @mjskay.com · 12/07/2026
politicians want everyone to speak well of terrible people who died because many of them are terrible people who will die
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is tough to argue
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
From a 2017 article I wrote on Graham and Trump: "Graham may be remembered as the Republican who once saw the light -- and then decided to extinguish it." www.fastcompany.com/40507354/wit...
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With Trump, The GOP Is Playing A Game Of Diminishing Returns
An expert on authoritarian regimes thinks Lindsey Graham's recent tweet promoting Trump's golf business is a bad sign of things to come.
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🇺🇸𝕀𝕟𝕕𝕪 ℝ𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕘𝕖𝕖🇺🇸 ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖˡᵉˢˢ ᵁˢᴬ @indyrefugee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Really sick of Donald Trump bringing down the value of the United States. Republicans may not want to admit that Trump hates this country and wants to see it in ruin, but anyone paying attention can see how he feels in his every destructive action. And I’m fucking sick of it.
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
No, really: what's the goddamn point of the "less dry" setting?
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Entry now and then, I tell my son: You know, you've grown a lot since I first met you. It's been 25 years, but I still think it's hilarious.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 04/07/2026
Today marks 250 years since a small group of newspaper editors, farmers, and soldiers signed a document declaring our nation's independence — a truth that feels self-evident now but was revolutionary then.
What a privilege us Americans have, to live in a nation that every one of its inhabitants can shape. What an honor us New Yorkers have, to look out over our city's waters from the shores where so many Americans bravely entered their country for the first time.
Today and all days, let us remember that patriotism is not pretending our nation is without flaws. Patriotism is every act of righteous dissent — because loving our country means fighting for the best version of it.
Happy Fourth of July, New York City.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Not enough people are talking about the active member of the Air Force being arrested for peacefully protesting against a fascist criminal tyrant and his terroristic regime.
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
They spent years calling it “the Biden crime family,” but nothing even came close to the shit we are seeing today.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A criminal who should be in jail for treason is destroying the White House and our country with every tacky trashy gold statue he installs, every right he strips away, every dollar he steals and every war he starts.
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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Of course, no educated individual would ever suggest that the U.S. is a functioning democracy any longer. You’d have to look at North Korea to see a nation as indescribably corrupt as America.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Basically the Supreme Court is 5-4 on whether America is white man's country
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man.
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scottyspielman @scottyspielman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Indeed
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/06/2026
This is simply not true. Congress cannot do this without a Constitutional Amendment. No gray area here.
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