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But, those are the very reasons Trump became a Republican.

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Q: What really happened on Election Day two years ago?! Were 77M Republicans all drunk when they voted?! A: They weren’t drunk, they were— and are— STUPID. Not ignorant; the opportunity to recognize the danger of re-electing Trump was there. They weren’t smart enough to care.

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Now that school’s back in session after summer break, have Republicans noticed a huge spike in the number of kids coming home after instant, unauthorized sexual-reassignment surgery, allegedly performed in the school cafeteria by the custodial staff? No?! Well, how about that.

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Republicans: Oh, c’mon now— they sure don’t look like rapists. Let’s not ruin the lives of these nice boys just because some ungrateful ho was looking for a little action on a Saturday night.

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Don’t kid yourself. America will never recover from the damage that Republicans have done. And, I hasten to remind you that the 77M cretinous troglodytes who enabled all of this are still living here, displaying their arrogant stupidity with every opportunity. We’re cooked.

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District attorney reopens case of alleged Cornell University 'gang rape' — ABC News

After the victim filed a lawsuit and the nation erupted in disgust over a gang rape by 7 fraternity members at Cornell, prosecutors re-opened the case. REPUBLICANS: It’s just boys being boys. She’ll get over it. The only important thing is that she not have an abortion. apple.news/AIR1tgxXxRTK...

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A student alleged that seven fraternity members sexually assaulted her in 2024.

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When I think of where the U.S. would be today if both of these women had been elected instead of Trump, it makes me realize that Americans neither want nor deserve to live in a democracy.

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Oh, so truck drivers are unhappy that the treasonous imbecile they supported has caused diesel fuel to become unaffordable? Here’s an idea: maybe they should put Trump stickers and flags all over their trucks and drive around pointlessly just for show. Oh, wait— they already did that.

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I’d consider contributing if she agreed to let RFK Jr. remove it with a power sander in his garage. Otherwise, I’d suggest she get a MAGA lumberjack to do it for free with an axe.

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Trump poses with each of the three authoritarians he admires most in the world.

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I grew up believing that most Americans are good people, and that evildoers are greatly outnumbered. MAGA taught me how wrong I was. Now, I realize most Americans are corrupt & stupid, many are seditious, an astounding percentage are sex criminals, and they can never be trusted.

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I hope people realize that as this gang-rape story circulates around the country, Republican dads will all suddenly express interest in having their sons attend Cornell— as a training ground. Sadly, applications from Republican high school girls will skyrocket, too.

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History lesson— for those who need it: In August, 1974, Republican leaders told Nixon they wouldn’t protect him from impeachment, and advised him to resign. He complied, two days later. The system worked because the GOP wasn’t entirely corrupt. That could never happen today.

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Many of our Supreme Court justices are so extraordinarily corrupt that in other countries, they’d potentially be executed. MAGA wanted these scumbags on the Bench because they understood that they’d demolish our democracy. MAGA is the enemy. You know EXACTLY what these traitors deserve.

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I’ve been making this point for years. The U.S. system of checks-&-balances worked until it was doomed by two issues the Founding Fathers never foresaw: • That one political party could be entirely— 100%— corrupt. • That the electorate could be filled completely with utter imbeciles.

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Did you ever notice that the only thing that Trump can stay awake for is a round of golf?! And he cheats at that, too.

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Everyone knows things that Trump doesn’t know—and yes, that includes barnyard animals and most forms of fungi.

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Q: Trump is clearly channeling Hitler as he makes one deranged move after another, with hate & corruption that are virtually inconceivable. Why don’t Americans understand this? A: U.S. adults know NOTHING about history— and those who don’t know history are destined to repeat it.

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I wouldn’t have confidence that Pete Hegseth could oversee the unboxing of a G.I. Joe doll.

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I don’t think even MAGAts are imbecilic enough to vote Republican because those lying bastards ‘care about them.’ They’ll re-elect Republicans because they genuinely enjoy watching them dismantle American democracy and re-create Nazi Germany in its place.

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Trump tried to give $1.7B to those convicted in the Jan. 6th insurrection. The midterms are our last opportunity to rescue democracy. We don’t need more ‘Merrick Garland Democrats.’ We need people of integrity, who will fight to enforce our laws, and punish all of those who break them.

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Well over 1 out of 3 Americans still believe the U.S. is winning a war that they’re losing badly. These imbeciles have the power to vote, and in 39 days, will re-elect the same corrupt Republican Congressmen and Senators who’ve enabled Trump’s grotesque incompetence all along.

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Q: Is there any politician in America so awful— so corrupt, mendacious, incompetent, hypocritical, and treasonous— that he won’t be elected? A: Absolutely not. Americans chose the worst man in history and made him President twice— and filled both Houses with supporting monsters.

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I’m not nearly as distressed that Trump falls asleep constantly— many, many times throughout each workday— as I am that the fucker keeps waking up.

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Senate Republicans block Democratic effort to end US war with Iran — Guardian US

Corrupt Republican Senators blocked a Democratic effort to end the U.S. war with Iran, voting down a war powers resolution that had already passed the House. On Nov. 3rd, pretend to be smart enough not to re-elect the GOP politicians destroying America. apple.news/AtEoS_H5-QQW...

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GOP stymies House-passed war powers resolution as conflict passes 200-day mark with 19 US service members killed

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China state dinner with Xi: Elon Musk, a bald eagle and Trump 'off script'

Q: Were there notable guests as Trump feted Xi Jinping? A: World class sociopaths, like Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk. Q: What was served? A: Fungi. Mushrooms everywhere. Q: Why such a pathetic menu? A: Musk’s DOGE had fired all of the WH staff who knew better. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

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After a day filled with words of mutual admiration, the two world leaders toasted each other at dinner as tech titans mingled with Trump’s cabinet.

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Be sure to tune in next week to watch MAGAts pull their unwashed hair out trying to make the toughest decision of their lives!! Remember: they can only choose ONE.

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Although accused of funneling huge defense contracts to a company known as Navatek in exchange for bribes, Susan Collins needn’t worry about the election. When Maine voters discover how corrupt she is— in addition to being a mendacious MAGA shill— they’ll re-elect her yet AGAIN.

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There are many reasons that Trump treats Putin and Xi with respect while showing none to Zelenskyy, but the two most obvious: • Putin and Xi are both authoritarians, and exert the power Trump dreams of having here. • Zelenskyy is a freedom fighter. Trump abhors democracy, and thus hates Zelenskyy.

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Also Trump: It saves so much time and money if we just eliminate the whole trial phase of the law and skip ahead right to the executions. That’s what great leaders like Kim Jong-un always do, and you don’t hear anyone complaining.

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Q: When I was a kid, my parents told me repeatedly that it wasn’t healthy to hate anybody. A: They also told you that monsters aren’t real— but MAGA proved them wrong. If you don’t hate MAGA, you have no sense, no critical reasoning skills, and should never speak aloud again.

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I disagree. The damage done to our nation exceeds what most people estimate, and I’m unconvinced that it will ever be fully repaired. The fact that 1/3 of our population is too stupid to live cannot be remedied without generations of fine education, which we can no longer provide.

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It certainly would. These cretinous, knuckle-dragging, imbecilic cousin-fuckers would no longer control all 3 branches of U.S. government.

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Donald Trump, the weakling MAGA photoshops into countless images as a superhero, reacts to a military flyover like the insufferable little bitch that he is. Immediately after this clip was filmed, he attempted to climb back into a catering truck, hoping to be rushed to safety.

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A federal judge ordered the WH to restore journalists' credentials and said the ban on CNN, MS Now, and Politico was likely unconstitutional. Details are still sketchy because we’re waiting for those who write about the TRUTH to arrive back at the WH, where truth— of course— is not allowed.

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Baby lambs allow Republicans to satisfy two of their top interests at once: pedophilia and bestiality.

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Putin: No, you’re never a good boy. Good boys don’t shit in their pants 5 times-a-day.

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Ah, yes, but they weren’t obese octogenarian dementia patients wearing diapers.

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Trump’s approval rating never drops below about 30%, no matter how much he harms the nation. Do you know why it won’t drop further? Because these are the hate-filled racist pedophiles who comprise his base— the cretinous troglodytes who attacked the Capitol on Jan. 6th. MAGA.

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Q: ICE just shot an innocent man 5 times and then kidnapped him from the hospital. They’re the American Gestapo. MAGA: We’ll always continue to vote Republican, though. Y’all would never mess with us.

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