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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿

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For those who like that sort of thing, I am the sort of thing they like

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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Too much unresolved nonsense doesn't half fuck with your jouissance, but I liked this selfie
Me with my head cocked, in my Alladdin Sane t shirt
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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey, you all like knowing the time, right? Well, why not know the time as though you’re waiting for a train in High Wycombe in 1991? aj-computing.co.uk/network-southeas…
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A Network SouthEast Clock.
HTML/CSS/Javascript implementation of the wonderful clocks once seen on Network SouthEast stations.
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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 01/10/2026
They’re doing free access at newspapers.com all this weekend if anyone has any rabbit holes they’d like to disappear down. www.newspapers.com/go/freeacces...
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Free Access! Through October 5th.
Limited time free access to view and search pages in our newspaper archive for obituaries, birth and marriage announcements, social pages, and much, much more.
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I became a professional gainer, would you Doordash some chocolate eclairs to me please
Me feeling thicc
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fighting the urge to stop taking my happy pills in order to feel randier and spunk a bit more satisfactorily, I hate cumming like a bottle of Golden Gum being used
Golden Gum Glue from 1980s Britain
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want all the Citroens 😍
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Elsa Williams @pidgewilliams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Smithdown ASDA lighting up for me tonight, out of respect
Green ASDA supermarket sign but only ASD is lit up
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pushed myself to go for a walk to post off my bowel cancer test, which makes me feel a bit like Connie and Raymond in the post office in Pink Flamingoes
Me happily posting my shit Me resting after the shit was posted
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Rocky Horror Picture Show was released on September 25, (1975) 51 years ago today.
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John Ix @frogalapeche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just rewatched that Millicent Martin song from TW3. Absolutely ice-cold, biting, shaming satire of the KKK/American right . Non PC, but it works despite/because/in spite of the chilling 'terms' of reference. youtu.be/dOKqzJJvEOw?...
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Millicent Martin - the Mississippi number from the Last TW3 - '63 - live
YouTube video by disparatedan
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archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Coronation Street - written by John Stevenson (21st September 1977). Mrs Walker is appalled to discover that her exclusive monogrammed carpet is nothing but an offcut from the local Bingo hall - namely the Alhambra, Weatherfield ....
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That was the most relaxing bath I've had for ages
Me in the bathAlso me in the bath
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
Amelia Earhart's missing Lockheed Electra. She is sitting on the nose
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reskeeting so I remember to watch it
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This song is about ditching your shit record company or pop band management or something, but it struck a chord with me this evening 😊
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The Kinks - Got to Be Free (Official Audio)
YouTube video by The Kinks
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don't think I've grown a moustache on its own. I think it may be a bit wonky right now, but that might just be my face, who can tell 🤷
Me shirtless with a moustache
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My take on hot (gran)dad discourse is that I perceive them as someone else's dad, and I prefer to be perceived in the same way. I do like Serge and Charlotte Gainsbourg very Eurotrash record on the subject of incest, and that's my only interest on the subject
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Serge Gainsbourg, Charlotte Gainsbourg - Lemon Incest (Clip Officiel)
YouTube video by SergeGainsbourgVEVO
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The situation has not been resolved, so I'm going to get a facial hairdo done I think and then plot
Still from the Movie Female Trouble
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every gay is born with a diva. Who’s your diva?
Fenella the Kettle Witch from the 70s kids programme Chorlton and the Wheelies
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have owned versions of six of these archaic washing machines, and they all brought me autistic joy
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP Beef
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Off we go
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Iain @iainmarley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We’ve held a village regerendum
Christopher Lee leads the Mayday revellers of Summerisle from The Wicker Man.
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He would prefer if I had a Brian Eno skullet hairdo and his 70s wardrobe, but I think he'd be pleased I stayed weird. Would probably think I'm a hot old grandilf now and try to get off with me, the randy little sod
Brian Eno being a fashion god
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Off to the Family Court to try get my flat back to myself. It was adjourned in April and the uncertainty (a bete noir of mine) hasn't been fun, but at least I'll be able to fret about the other stuff and nonsense that's going on. I'm actually surprised how little I've been catastrophizing though 😊
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We chillin
Me with a seal point ragdoll cat called Merlin on my lap Me with a seal point ragdoll cat called Merlin on my lap Me with a seal point ragdoll cat called Merlin on my lap
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have to say as someone who has been fucked up the ass by a stroke, if that American politician man's brain is worse than mine, I can't deal with understand complex forms and documents anymore, even though I recovered much better than he has, so it's ludicrous he's back in the job
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remake of Went The Day Well set in Piddington. They welcome the Nazis and shoot Thora Hird.
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's Marc Bolan's deathday today, the man who got me experimenting with eyeshadow as a teen, and he is still No. 1 in my pop charts 💔 Swear Blondie channeled this groovetastic alternate take for Heart of Glass
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Light of Love (The Alternate Bolan's Zip Gun "Precious Star")
YouTube video by T.Rex - Topic
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My doctors surgery's website has a button to click to message them, but it takes you to a page that tell you to telephone them instead, and I believe this is autistic baiting, to be quite frank
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Felt cute
Me smouldering
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is Merlin, his person is currently in hospital so I am keeping him company
Me and a seal point cat
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Such a relief when a semblance of a beard reappears after misjudging the clipper setting
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
One of the local Sikia deers went for me, so I did that thing where when a bear attacks you make yourself look bigger and scarier. I can report it works on pissy deers too
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm now nine stones, and I have never been nine stones before 🍕🧁🫃
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A nice lady from the council came over to help me and my sis to fill out the PIP form (they lost my previous half complete application from a year ago) and her name was Verity and it took all my will not to ask her if she knew who Verity Treacle was
Kenny Everett as Verity Treacle
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have been admiring my tummy and enjoying the novelty
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Forgot my wee beard comb when I left my flat, but realised last night that I could use a clipper Comb instead, life hack or what?
Me with a clipper Comb
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Having the second cinnamon swirl. Went to the wee table to eat them both, as I have had enough of crumbs in bed, I have decided
Me with a second cinnamon swirl
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Shopping delivered early, so fighting the autistic urge to be too distracted to eat and winning the battle
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In this weather it's just like a caravan holiday in the north east of Scotland but without the midgies 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Me at the caravan door
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That was a perplexing dream
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hanging out in the catio
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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Manchester Woolworth store fire, 1979. The idea that something so scary could happen somewhere so normal really spooked me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzMx...
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Manchester Woolworth store fire, 1979. Archive film 98412
YouTube video by HuntleyFilmArchives
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My PIP phone call face
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sort of awake
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Me and my tummy were going to go outside for a selfie, but I decided it would be too performative
Me in a burnt orange Polo shirt
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