Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Too much unresolved nonsense doesn't half fuck with your jouissance, but I liked this selfie 1230
Reposted by Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey, you all like knowing the time, right? Well, why not know the time as though you’re waiting for a train in High Wycombe in 1991? aj-computing.co.uk/network-southeas… aj-computing.co.ukA Network SouthEast Clock.HTML/CSS/Javascript implementation of the wonderful clocks once seen on Network SouthEast stations. 0194
Reposted by Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿Paul @rudemrlang.com · 01/10/2026They’re doing free access at newspapers.com all this weekend if anyone has any rabbit holes they’d like to disappear down. www.newspapers.com/go/freeacces...newspapers.comFree Access! Through October 5th.Limited time free access to view and search pages in our newspaper archive for obituaries, birth and marriage announcements, social pages, and much, much more. 23126
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If I became a professional gainer, would you Doordash some chocolate eclairs to me please 2250
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fighting the urge to stop taking my happy pills in order to feel randier and spunk a bit more satisfactorily, I hate cumming like a bottle of Golden Gum being used 180
Reposted by Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿Elsa Williams @pidgewilliams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Smithdown ASDA lighting up for me tonight, out of respect 1344
Reposted by Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿Matt Baume 🏳️🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know, 481634334
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pushed myself to go for a walk to post off my bowel cancer test, which makes me feel a bit like Connie and Raymond in the post office in Pink Flamingoes 2220
Reposted by Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Rocky Horror Picture Show was released on September 25, (1975) 51 years ago today. 351545287
Reposted by Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿John Ix @frogalapeche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just rewatched that Millicent Martin song from TW3. Absolutely ice-cold, biting, shaming satire of the KKK/American right . Non PC, but it works despite/because/in spite of the chilling 'terms' of reference. youtu.be/dOKqzJJvEOw?...youtu.beMillicent Martin - the Mississippi number from the Last TW3 - '63 - liveYouTube video by disparatedan 075
Reposted by Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Coronation Street - written by John Stevenson (21st September 1977). Mrs Walker is appalled to discover that her exclusive monogrammed carpet is nothing but an offcut from the local Bingo hall - namely the Alhambra, Weatherfield .... 1323
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That was the most relaxing bath I've had for ages 0220
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe 071
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Reskeeting so I remember to watch it 030
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This song is about ditching your shit record company or pop band management or something, but it struck a chord with me this evening 😊youtube.comThe Kinks - Got to Be Free (Official Audio)YouTube video by The Kinks 011
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Don't think I've grown a moustache on its own. I think it may be a bit wonky right now, but that might just be my face, who can tell 🤷 4290
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My take on hot (gran)dad discourse is that I perceive them as someone else's dad, and I prefer to be perceived in the same way. I do like Serge and Charlotte Gainsbourg very Eurotrash record on the subject of incest, and that's my only interest on the subjectyoutube.comSerge Gainsbourg, Charlotte Gainsbourg - Lemon Incest (Clip Officiel)YouTube video by SergeGainsbourgVEVO 020
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The situation has not been resolved, so I'm going to get a facial hairdo done I think and then plot 1100
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Every gay is born with a diva. Who’s your diva? 1140
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I have owned versions of six of these archaic washing machines, and they all brought me autistic joy 051
Reposted by Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿Iain @iainmarley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We’ve held a village regerendum 193
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He would prefer if I had a Brian Eno skullet hairdo and his 70s wardrobe, but I think he'd be pleased I stayed weird. Would probably think I'm a hot old grandilf now and try to get off with me, the randy little sod 080
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Off to the Family Court to try get my flat back to myself. It was adjourned in April and the uncertainty (a bete noir of mine) hasn't been fun, but at least I'll be able to fret about the other stuff and nonsense that's going on. I'm actually surprised how little I've been catastrophizing though 😊 7210
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have to say as someone who has been fucked up the ass by a stroke, if that American politician man's brain is worse than mine, I can't deal with understand complex forms and documents anymore, even though I recovered much better than he has, so it's ludicrous he's back in the job 170
Reposted by Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Remake of Went The Day Well set in Piddington. They welcome the Nazis and shoot Thora Hird. 212632
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It's Marc Bolan's deathday today, the man who got me experimenting with eyeshadow as a teen, and he is still No. 1 in my pop charts 💔 Swear Blondie channeled this groovetastic alternate take for Heart of Glassyoutube.comLight of Love (The Alternate Bolan's Zip Gun "Precious Star")YouTube video by T.Rex - Topic 020
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My doctors surgery's website has a button to click to message them, but it takes you to a page that tell you to telephone them instead, and I believe this is autistic baiting, to be quite frank 280
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is Merlin, his person is currently in hospital so I am keeping him company 1300
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Such a relief when a semblance of a beard reappears after misjudging the clipper setting 3250
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026One of the local Sikia deers went for me, so I did that thing where when a bear attacks you make yourself look bigger and scarier. I can report it works on pissy deers too 290
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'm now nine stones, and I have never been nine stones before 🍕🧁🫃 3240
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A nice lady from the council came over to help me and my sis to fill out the PIP form (they lost my previous half complete application from a year ago) and her name was Verity and it took all my will not to ask her if she knew who Verity Treacle was 191
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I have been admiring my tummy and enjoying the novelty 1260
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Forgot my wee beard comb when I left my flat, but realised last night that I could use a clipper Comb instead, life hack or what? 0200
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Having the second cinnamon swirl. Went to the wee table to eat them both, as I have had enough of crumbs in bed, I have decided 3250
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Shopping delivered early, so fighting the autistic urge to be too distracted to eat and winning the battle 2220
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026In this weather it's just like a caravan holiday in the north east of Scotland but without the midgies 🏴 0190
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The Manchester Woolworth store fire, 1979. The idea that something so scary could happen somewhere so normal really spooked me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzMx...youtube.comManchester Woolworth store fire, 1979. Archive film 98412YouTube video by HuntleyFilmArchives 040
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Me and my tummy were going to go outside for a selfie, but I decided it would be too performative 2210