Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 11hI think I may have a touch of the COVID 10160
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Almost skipped my deskinnifieing milkshake, and that would have been no good 0120
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026a happy #TWA Tuesday to the historic Aviation geeks too 190
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026A selection for tightie whities Tuesday #twt 3382
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think the last time I only had a moustache without a beard was when I was so young that I could grow bum fluff 1250
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Too much unresolved nonsense doesn't half fuck with your jouissance, but I liked this selfie 1280
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If I became a professional gainer, would you Doordash some chocolate eclairs to me please 2250
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fighting the urge to stop taking my happy pills in order to feel randier and spunk a bit more satisfactorily, I hate cumming like a bottle of Golden Gum being used 2100
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pushed myself to go for a walk to post off my bowel cancer test, which makes me feel a bit like Connie and Raymond in the post office in Pink Flamingoes 2240
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That was the most relaxing bath I've had for ages 0230
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I believe Saab referred to lurid colours as a visibility safety feature, which makes sense 😊 110
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe 071
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Think you inspired my new tache, and already had vests, albeit from M+S 😁 130
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Don't think I've grown a moustache on its own. I think it may be a bit wonky right now, but that might just be my face, who can tell 🤷 4300
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The situation has not been resolved, so I'm going to get a facial hairdo done I think and then plot 1100
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Every gay is born with a diva. Who’s your diva? 1140
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He would prefer if I had a Brian Eno skullet hairdo and his 70s wardrobe, but I think he'd be pleased I stayed weird. Would probably think I'm a hot old grandilf now and try to get off with me, the randy little sod 080
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Off to the Family Court to try get my flat back to myself. It was adjourned in April and the uncertainty (a bete noir of mine) hasn't been fun, but at least I'll be able to fret about the other stuff and nonsense that's going on. I'm actually surprised how little I've been catastrophizing though 😊 7210
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My first regular gay bar was like that in the early 90s, how depressing we're going backwards 000
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is Merlin, his person is currently in hospital so I am keeping him company 1300
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Such a relief when a semblance of a beard reappears after misjudging the clipper setting 3250
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'm now nine stones, and I have never been nine stones before 🍕🧁🫃 3250
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A nice lady from the council came over to help me and my sis to fill out the PIP form (they lost my previous half complete application from a year ago) and her name was Verity and it took all my will not to ask her if she knew who Verity Treacle was 191
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I have been admiring my tummy and enjoying the novelty 1250
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Forgot my wee beard comb when I left my flat, but realised last night that I could use a clipper Comb instead, life hack or what? 0200
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Having the second cinnamon swirl. Went to the wee table to eat them both, as I have had enough of crumbs in bed, I have decided 3240
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Shopping delivered early, so fighting the autistic urge to be too distracted to eat and winning the battle 2210
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026In this weather it's just like a caravan holiday in the north east of Scotland but without the midgies 🏴 0190
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Me and my tummy were going to go outside for a selfie, but I decided it would be too performative 2210
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Been a tiring few days, but I believe these hot pink stripes are accentuating my man boobs, so that's quite positive 👍 1170
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Me and the person that I'm infodumping at 0130
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Oh no, Ziggy has got a double chin now 😁 quite pleased about this 1200
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bet you London people don't get these 160
Little Simon 🏳️🌈 🏴 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Happy Lefthanders Day, remember trying to write in one of these bastards, fellow old lefties 150
