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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿

@scottishsimon.bsky.social
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For those who like that sort of thing, I am the sort of thing they like

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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 22h
They are surprisingly heavy and awkward to carry, I too have discovered that to my cost in the past
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an ocean of emotion @betarayben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Always reskeet Wendy.
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That tree doesn't know how lucky it is 😍
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's fine to be autistic/weird/dumb 😘👍😁
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be
Time Shift - Missing Believed Wiped
YouTube video by VHS Video vault
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's fine, I guess I'm Link Larkin after his knees were handbagged. But slightly less youthful 😁
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have a lovely belated birthday party! Please email me an eclair 😘
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Madison makes me fall over 💔😁
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like a bandana? 😁
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trying to resist that, but feel like a tricyclops
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got a big spot on my forehead
Screengrab from Hairspray (1988) "I happen to have a blemish"
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't be spraining something!
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.my9albums.com
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love to see my home city pop up on my timeline, but those roadworks look shite
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm willing to assist 😊
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blimey 😍
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Too much unresolved nonsense doesn't half fuck with your jouissance, but I liked this selfie
Me with my head cocked, in my Alladdin Sane t shirt
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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey, you all like knowing the time, right? Well, why not know the time as though you’re waiting for a train in High Wycombe in 1991? aj-computing.co.uk/network-southeas…
aj-computing.co.uk
A Network SouthEast Clock.
HTML/CSS/Javascript implementation of the wonderful clocks once seen on Network SouthEast stations.
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Paul @rudemrlang.com · 01/10/2026
They’re doing free access at newspapers.com all this weekend if anyone has any rabbit holes they’d like to disappear down. www.newspapers.com/go/freeacces...
newspapers.com
Free Access! Through October 5th.
Limited time free access to view and search pages in our newspaper archive for obituaries, birth and marriage announcements, social pages, and much, much more.
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The plan is working!
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You made me burst out laughing there 😆
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I became a professional gainer, would you Doordash some chocolate eclairs to me please
Me feeling thicc
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm pretty sure it didn't taste nice, I think I tried it 💀
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fighting the urge to stop taking my happy pills in order to feel randier and spunk a bit more satisfactorily, I hate cumming like a bottle of Golden Gum being used
Golden Gum Glue from 1980s Britain
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This sounds like further motivation 😘😊
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want all the Citroens 😍
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thanks Owen, I'm sure it'll be fine, I don't plant to die until my divorce comes through, just to spite my ex 😁
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Elsa Williams @pidgewilliams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Smithdown ASDA lighting up for me tonight, out of respect
Green ASDA supermarket sign but only ASD is lit up
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, this is a great angle 😍
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All underwear is valid, imho 👀
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank Joey, nothing to panic about, the NHS has sent testing kits to all the old folks over here 😊
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank you, fella! 😘
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pushed myself to go for a walk to post off my bowel cancer test, which makes me feel a bit like Connie and Raymond in the post office in Pink Flamingoes
Me happily posting my shit Me resting after the shit was posted
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Rocky Horror Picture Show was released on September 25, (1975) 51 years ago today.
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's a splendid poetic metaphor, must remember to slip that into a conversation myself 😂
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Anniversary to you both ❤️😘
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😁
static.klipy.com
One Of Us - Classic Film Scene
ALT: One Of Us - Classic Film Scene
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The QuaterJohn Ixperiment @frogalapeche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just rewatched that Millicent Martin song from TW3. Absolutely ice-cold, biting, shaming satire of the KKK/American right . Non PC, but it works despite/because/in spite of the chilling 'terms' of reference. youtu.be/dOKqzJJvEOw?...
youtu.be
Millicent Martin - the Mississippi number from the Last TW3 - '63 - live
YouTube video by disparatedan
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Glad you went shopping 🔥
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
More than OK 👀
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archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Coronation Street - written by John Stevenson (21st September 1977). Mrs Walker is appalled to discover that her exclusive monogrammed carpet is nothing but an offcut from the local Bingo hall - namely the Alhambra, Weatherfield ....
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That was the most relaxing bath I've had for ages
Me in the bathAlso me in the bath
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My whole family have been brilliant, hugely supportive and so it's been far less stressful than it would have been otherwise, thank fuck 😁
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh gosh yeah, but I've managed to avoid feeling like the sky is falling down for most part, and I'm a perpetual panicker ususually😊
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I believe Saab referred to lurid colours as a visibility safety feature, which makes sense 😊
A pea green Saab 96 car
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
Amelia Earhart's missing Lockheed Electra. She is sitting on the nose
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank you sweetheart, but the jacket was a bit big, and I felt like I had Dynasty shoulderpads on 😁
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reskeeting so I remember to watch it
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Little Simon 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♿ @scottishsimon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fucking hell, gents 🤩🔥
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