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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 5m

I didn't know all the Blue Lights episodes were up. Thought it was one a week. That's Friday night sorted 😎

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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 23h

They said it couldn’t be done. They said ‘the man’s in his forties, he can’t keep this up’. He refused to listen. At the age of 41, Ronaldo remains the biggest wank in football.

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

See it's just as well I am not in the police because I would just roll right over the top of them in one of those armoured vehicles.

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The new series of Blue Lights is a bit too close to real life right now 🙈🙈

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Malcolm V Tucker @tuckerslaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Could be worse, you could have just gone out to rob a bit of red diesel and accidentally caused an international incident.

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Do they have to always make such a royal c**t of our Hampden ticket allocation?!

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Swithering between starting Yellowstone or The Gentleman. What's better?

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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Leading but ultimately not beating Spain? Awwwwww, that’s cute

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Got a 175gm bag of starmix and there were 2 fried eggs in there. TWO! Not impressed Haribo.

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Well that was pish. How old does John Collins look?!

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Tickets sorted for Hampden. I hate when it's my turn 🤣🤣

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I am glad I am going home today. That calima is happening in Tenerife and it is stifling hot 🥵🥵

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I should go to my bed but I am lying on the sunbed on my balcony listening to a Scottish woman absolutely tear, what I am assuming is her husband, a new one 🤣 I am invested.

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Last day/night in Tenerife. Showering was pointless. Sweaty mess 🤣🤣🥵

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Nah I just got back to my apartment and have 3 voicemails from a Chinese woman 🤣

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

They diny fuck about with vodka measures here 🤣 thank god we are in a pub beside our apartments

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Watching an English woman struggle with 2 screaming bairns has reaffirmed my decision not to have kids 🤣🤣

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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

They all knew ahead of time who he is...

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I created an anonymous X account purely so I could read the Celtic meltdowns. 5 minutes on there reminded me why I deleted my account.

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Brilliant day and all the oldies are pished in their bed. Sat on my balcony in my PJs with a large Baileys. Life's alright

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Man in the pub earlier said he is struggling with the hills here. He was about 70 and I said I can walk you back if you like? He said I can't hen, my wife is the jealous type 🤣🤣

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sat by the pool on my Hearts towel chucking away at the Celtic misery. What a time to be alive.

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My flight is 15.45 tomorrow and land at about 20.45 so I will be in the air for the entire game. Might not be a bad thing 🤣

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just burnt my hand on the air fryer 🤣 I give up man.

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Swelling has mostly gone down and I am not in much pain now 🥳 time to look forward to Tenerife 🥳✈️🌞🍹

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"You're never asked about the tactics when you win the games". I can't imagine why Martin 🙄

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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026

americans, presumably

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Well 2nd attempt at root canal worked. £200 down with 2 appointments to go. Will teach me never to put off the dentist again!

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Switched Big Brother on for a nose. The screeching woman is already doing my head in. That'll be that.

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I swear Celtic fans are unwell 🤣🤣 Rosa fucking Parks

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Off to Tenerife on Saturday and it looks toasty warm 😁✈️🌞🍹

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Always makes me laugh when they talk about the sectarian derby like it's wonderful 🙄

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Cleaned the flat top to bottom yesterday, so of course I have had a nosebleed this morning that left my bathroom looking like someone was massacred.

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I did this to figure out why I have Mediterranean looking skin. Didn't really solve the mystery 🤣🤣

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Love coming to the caravan, I get up and dad just makes me tea, coffee and breakfast while I sit on my arse 😆 he is away up to the game without me. Feels weird, but GBX and Ronan Keating are calling 🤣 Also, I don't half talk some pish when I am drunk.

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Paula ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottishchicp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Sash, Stay just came on though so I redeemed myself a bit. I feel like @everybodylovesij.bsky.social just chatting away to myself 😆

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