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Scott Bullock

@scooterbeast.bsky.social
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Professional Falsifier of Records | Writer, Game Designer, and World-Builder | Previously Head Writer at Future Proof, Co-Creator of IGDN-Nominated O Captain, and TTRPG Freelancer currently open for work | he/him bit.ly/3CICtQk scooterbullock@gmail.com

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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A long time in the making, but we've finally got our quickstart out! It's got 4 of our planned 8 Archetypes and enough monsters and character options to run a solid one-shot. Plus, you can get access to the rest of the Capes of Kaiju City setting's playtest material through our discord!
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I made the "Recruit the Mercs" negotiation for this! Super hyped for it to be out in the wild. 'Grit' Griffon of the Band of the Falcon is a totally original character and definitely not a thinly-veiled reference to anyone. Nope. Certainly not.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Super excited to see this come out, and congrats to everyone who worked their asses off to make this happen. Side Note: I am responsible for what I think is the only ∞ in the monster book and I am not sorry.
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RUSH & PUNCH! - OUT NOW! @rush-and-punch.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Still getting started! But new info coming real soon! 👀 💥FOLLOW US AND STAY TUNED 💥 Superheroes vs Kaijus setting coming shortly!
A gargantuan lizard-like kaiju holds a car in its hand while three superheroes rush towards it in the middle of a collapsing city
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Playing #ScumAndVillainy as a mystic who travels space in a bathrobe and crocs smoking jatz cabbage and rambling about hermetic orders and "infinite prognisticatory pathways" while consulting the i ching and last remaining magic 8 ball for advice. Anyway here's the character portrait I'm using.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Holy hot damn. Never expected this, but couldn't be more excited! O Captain has been nominated for an Indie Groundbreaker award!
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
If you're a creative type and you aren't watching #Zenshu you really fucking should be.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
On the one hand I hate the annoying fucking build-a-bear ewoks in monster hunter wilds; on the other hand Rove is the perfect character no notes.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Finally getting back into Monster Hunter with #monsterhunterwilds. Made an old lady named Mildred with her Palico Mr. Whiskers. Every time I boot up the game I mutter the words "Tonight on Monster, She Wrote..."
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Finally getting over my MONTH-LONG bronchitis and ear infection. Ear still feels full, but ENT appointment is at the end of April. For now working with my headset on seems to trick my brain into not noticing the stuffed ear. Thank god for small victories.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
"Tyranny is ... when the governor, however intitled, makes not the law, but his will, the rule; and his commands and actions are not directed to the preservation of the properties of his people, but the satisfaction of his own ambition, revenge, covetousness, or any other irregular passion."
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Community Theater people go HARD. I owe you an apology; I wasn't really familiar with your game.
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Leon Barillaro @barilleon.com · 15/01/2025
Everyone should know how to navigate the file system on their computer, at a minimum. Technology of convenience is making us worse. Yes this is about ChatGPT and short-form video and reading comprehension decline but it's also about automated VTTs eroding our ability to engage with game rules
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Start of Tech Week.
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Leon Barillaro @barilleon.com · 13/01/2025
Sound the Foghorns: O Captain is a solo ttrpg from myself and @scooterbeast.bsky.social where you follow the stars and sail your ship to adventure. Roll LOTS of dice, build constellations, and answer the prompts to tell an enchanting story of loneliness, survival, and (of course) The Sea.
O Captain key art, featuring a celestial being with long curly hair reaching down from the sky towards the ocean
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Leon Barillaro @barilleon.com · 11/01/2025
APOTHECARY DIARIES SEASON TWO!!!!
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Working on a monster called "The Gigantic Flesh" this morning and folks when I say it's getting grody... I don't have a punchline, but I assure you it's getting very grody.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The gods do not deduct from man’s allotted span the days between Christmas and New Years.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Finally beat Metaphore. The more we learned about Louis the less interesting he got, and the whole final quarter or so somehow felt both rushed and draggy, but overall the game absolutely earned its accolades.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Just saw the backer and patreon releases for #drawsteel are out from @hellomcdm.bsky.social. Very proud of the War Dogs and what I'm pretty sure is the only usage of the infinity symbol in a monster statline in the book. Its a very cool system and I look forward to the release!
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Shitpit Crapshoot unleashing a lot of bangers tonight. Highly recommend doing prompted design exercises with friends; accidentally created an existentially upsetting rpg about exploring "fucked up sad places" as eternally-isolated knight errant wizard-technicians and I'm very excited.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Unexpectedly at a show.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
A man almost steps on a Banana Peel and says "heh. almost slipped on that banana peel. Classic bit." The Banana peel springs off the ground and latches on to the man's face. A muffled MMPH MMPH can heard. His stomach expands, much to his distress, and a banana bursts out amidst a flurry of intestinal viscera.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I have "Fozzymandias" stuck in my head and have absolutely no idea whatsoever to do with it. "Look upon my works, ye mighty, and wokka wokka"? That's nothing. Infuriating.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
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Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Not sure who made this & when but fittingly came across it in my downloads folder today:
meme showing ma looking at 2145661(1) PDF file while other girl named 2145661.PDF looks on angrily
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
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(Mike) Draco 🧙🏻‍♂️ @dmdraco.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
😂 Putting this in my next D&D campaign. #dnd #ttrpg
Screenshot from tumblr. garm break 1 writes

as we all know, red dragons breathe right-channel audio, white dragons breathe left-channel audio, and yellow dragons breathe video.

mortimer mcmire stinks replies 

sorry I HAD to draw this. when the ruby and silver heads speak, those nearby hear whispers in their ears, and when the gold head speaks, its victims see visions. I guess? yeah. 

they include a drawing of a hydra, a multi headed dragon with wings, with a grey body and 3 heads on 3 necks, one yellow, one red, one white.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Roadside Picnic has a location as the actual main character and the protagonists are just the cipher through which it is very literally explored. The Zone is cool as hell and I see how it's gotten so many adaptations. The book says what it wants and gets out in no time flat. 8/10. #books #booksky
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
T.H. White's The Once and Future King is very snappily written when it wants to be and full of flavorful digression when it doesn't, is occasionally cringingly of its time, and is overall a fun transposition of the Matter of Britain into a more Douglas Adams-y key. 7/10. #books #booksky
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Leon Barillaro @barilleon.com · 06/12/2024
He’s just like me fr From the PAXU Panel Kurt Vonnegut’s GHQ: The Lost Board Game
In reply to your questions about GHQ (I am a professional writer, and the toughest assignment I ever had was writing the rules for this thing):
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
So Conclave is amazing. The performances, the cinematography, the direction: all top notch. Ralph Fiennes deserves all the awards he is sure to get.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
After seven or so years, this year's Spotify Wrapped is the first to not include Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London" in any capacity. For those that know me, this is huge. Truly the end of an era. Why it was there in the first place is a story for another time, but I assure you it is a doozy.
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Leon Barillaro @barilleon.com · 03/12/2024
Here it is. After many years of work, playtesting, and silly memories, I present Rockets Underground: a framework for Blades in the Dark where you play as members of Team Rocket: scrappy grunts in Goldenrod City looking for their next meal. Steal Pokemon for Profit. Defy the Odds. Hail Giovanni!
barilleon.notion.site
Rockets Underground | Notion
This Game’s current version is V1.0, released 12/3/2024.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I may have aged out of Ring Pops, which now barely fit an the end of my pinky. Truly my inner child has died this day.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Well, at least I didn't get sick until I got back from vacation. Small victories.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 29/11/2024
For sale Baby shoes Affiliate link
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
It's my birthday today. That's it that's all I got. Here, have an image.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I saw ANOTHER show.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Angry bodega cat.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I'm seeing a show.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This entire row is mine. MINE! I have been blessed by the fickle gods of air travel. I will have to sacrifice a package of peanuts in praise of their largesse.
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Andrew Sherman @cohostsherms.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I like Bluesky but I do have the same feeling as when you're starting a new Batman spinoff and they introduce Regular Lawyer Harvey Dent and you just know that you can enjoy the character but you probably shouldn't get too attached to his fully-formed handsome face.
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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Scott Bullock @scooterbeast.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Is there a shitposter starter pack? My timeline is so earnest right now and I need some stupid bullshit to balance it out.
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