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Virginian. Hokie. Large idiot.

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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 22h
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I often think a lot of celebrities THINK they have to play the center or coy because a large chunk of their audience/fans can’t use context clues or understand art well enough to understand said celebrities politics because people are really great at assuming everyone they like is on their side.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s just dumb business these days to say the least meaningful cop out things but fwiw the show he produces and writes on (Chad Powers) pokes a lot of fun at douchey maga types and has a pretty good running gag on antivaxx sentiments.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Those aliens were UGLY too man wtf - and the weird rubber membrane they ripped open over his mouth to let him breathe and just all of it. Tried to get over it by renting every ufo/alien book in my school library.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They showed this on network TV once when I was 8 and I didn’t sleep right for a week after witnessing the needle scene.
A poster for the movie “Fire in the Sky” - about the alleged abduction of Travis Walton by aliens in 1975. Scared the crap out of me.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh wow huge surprise the entire world is full of stupid assholes it’s not just America who knew.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yasunori Mitsuda heal me ✨
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still bummed about the Virginia Tech game and listening to the Chrono Trigger soundtrack about it.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Put flock cameras on the uprights and tell local cops the ball is an ex girlfriend - we’ll get this sorted out real quick.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You’d think Franklin would see PSU was losing and would go final form to win that game by a bagillion.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Acceptance: Even Maryland looks pretty bad now we might just be mid at best.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s a Pittspiracy
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Going through the denial stage of grief atm
A kick that’s good
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Matthew @allenmatthew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#HOKIES
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hate this fucking sport
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Humility - PRIDEFUL WORK ETHIC
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do we have the yips?
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SAFETY 🥳 (still a 2 score game)
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That was a Logan Thomas ass interception
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah we’re better but we aren’t good yet.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Amen
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I told y’all I hate playing Pitt. They know how to make us play to lose.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol I hate everything
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ohhhhh no I don’t like seeing that at all for Heintschel. I really hope he’s alright but that looked really bad.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Interception
Suspiciouser Fry Meme
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That ball. It lies again. But only because it must. For now…
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“The truth shall set you free.” - Ball
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pass Interference
Suspicious Fry Meme
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🫡🫠
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There’s our defense
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There’s a dang Cheeto in the TV! Lol I’m kidding get this dumb bitch out of my football games.
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James O'Hara @nextyeardc.com · 03/10/2026
Virginia Tech not suffering an immediate let down after Enter Sandman? Truly a new era.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Straight Grunk in the Club #Hokies
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GRUNK ON THEM HOES
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THAT being said - last week was a miserable watch.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m not sure what you call in a storm like that. Was with friends at a bar so wasn’t watching TOO closely but I’m hard pressed to be angry at an OC with a team that has converted the way we have this season so far and has a passing game that….completes passes?
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do NOT trust our run game to get this done. Overton is great but needed 4 quarters to break down BC last week before he really broke off. Our O Line is…inconsistent and injury prone and our defense loves to sack but hates to cover the pass or tackle in space.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh great it’s raining.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pat Narduzzi acts and coaches like a younger sibling who has to use the mad catz controller but it doesn’t matter because they’re also just bad.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Home with pizza 30 mins before kickoff which was a mistake because now I have to sit here for 30 mins waiting for kickoff. Go Hokies.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Worked in advertising for 15 years and overnight EVERY tech client I had became an AI company (had a gpt license agreement) - First question I asked was “okay what’s ONE thing it can do really well, we’ll start with that first.” All to say, they’ve didn’t have an answer. Clearly they still don’t.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s a really gross thing for Kirk to say but at least the timing is also extremely terrible.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#goacc #4eva
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wake takes down Louisville the #goacc vibes have never been stronger.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lol I guess everyone else was sick of watching that game too because Florida State is on my tv now.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Teams that stress me out as a Virginia Tech fan: - BC (always stupid) - Pitt (extremely cool online, in-person it’s clear they and WVU taught each other how to hate - also they kick the absolute shit out of us) - GT (always ready to punch you in the mouth and they’ve got hands. Respect.)
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jeffrey Overton Jr. thank you for your service 🫡
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brent Pry’s defense is still last year’s shit burrito but smothered in new and delicious queso (Penn State transfers) and that’s just gonna be the season on that side of the ball.
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Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m not much of a “BAD REFS” kinda fan but I don’t love that call.
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