Sign in

Scobeard

@scobeard.bsky.social
471 followers 1.3K following 1.3K posts

Virginian. Hokie. Large idiot.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Scobeard
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
5920139
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#goacc #4eva
000
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wake takes down Louisville the #goacc vibes have never been stronger.
000
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lol I guess everyone else was sick of watching that game too because Florida State is on my tv now.
010
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Teams that stress me out as a Virginia Tech fan: - BC (always stupid) - Pitt (extremely cool online, in-person it’s clear they and WVU taught each other how to hate - also they kick the absolute shit out of us) - GT (always ready to punch you in the mouth and they’ve got hands. Respect.)
030
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jeffrey Overton Jr. thank you for your service 🫡
030
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brent Pry’s defense is still last year’s shit burrito but smothered in new and delicious queso (Penn State transfers) and that’s just gonna be the season on that side of the ball.
020
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m not much of a “BAD REFS” kinda fan but I don’t love that call.
000
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As an ex advertising creative (i.e. the industry is getting cannabalized and I’m pretty sure I’d rather clean the butts of the sick for a living than deal with clients ever again) I feel vindicated that every ad I see during football games is extremely expensive while also being very forgetful.
100
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This feels almost exactly like the Vanderbilt game in 2024 did. Weather for context, sure, but still feels like watching your dog get cancer and die.
010
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CAN WE GET A SPY ON THIS QB THIS KID HAS RUSHED FOR 100 YARDS ALREADY GOOD GOD
010
Reposted by Scobeard
ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
353231535
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kirk Herbstreit is the Kirk Cousins of making dogs cool.
000
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’re fielding an offense getting stuffed by a defense run by Ted Roof I’m quitting football.
031
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hokies doing that thing that the Hokies love to do. Play like butt.
020
Reposted by Scobeard
Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nice to see the GOP finally get around to addressing affordability www.usatoday.com/story/shoppi...
usatoday.com
Ticket prices drop as Trump plans to attend Tennessee vs Texas football
Tennessee vs. Texas football tickets are dropping in price even as President Trump plans to attend. See start time, prices and details.
439270
Reposted by Scobeard
Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was today years old when I found out that Ed Sheeran 1) has a cousin named Jethro Sheeran 2) said cousin is a rapper named by Alonestar who is promoting his new single in the following manner
a photo of art for a single called "Eject" with tagline "Fuck ed Sheeran" against a backdrop of Admiral Ackbar in front of a flaming Death Star. next to this IG post is a comment thread in which @alonestarsheeran says: " alonestarsheeran's profile picture
alonestarsheeran
 
4d · Edited
People hating on here saying im jealous ?? Jealous of what ?? His looks ?? His guitar playing ? lol 😂 his fame ? I do very well and happy and independent and own all my songs and catalogue . Warner owns all Ed’s . I’m 💯 % have no jealousy to look like or be like an Ed Sheeran trust me !! lol 😂 please be real . lol 😂 honestly! I’m a follower of Christ and as GOD as my witness im speaking the truth here"
1954392
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Still kinda surprised WVU put it to UVA like that last night. Thought that was a game the Hoos would run away with.
000
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Calling 911 in for help might get you killed or disappeared by the very people you called to help you but tell me more about this free country I grew up hearing about.
110
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey man I’m a little worried about our defense I don’t like how they keep on letting Maryland score points.
140
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maryland is absolutely torching our backfield though.
000
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think I like our quarterback
230
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh so this is what it’s like to have Penn State tight ends.
010
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well aware that foolishness can still happen to us in 2026.
010
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Honestly I feel for NC State because that was the most 2017-2025 Virginia Tech ass loss I’ve ever seen.
011
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NC State wtf did you just do?
000
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Peak ACC game going on right now between UNC and Clemson.
100
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bad throw to a receiver who had absolutely no interest in going after that ball. Klumpson’s back baby.
000
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Y’all Clemson is bad bad. They aren’t even at Clemsoning levels. They done Clemson’d.
000
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t care about rules I always want free football.
010
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Booooooooo
000
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The “effective” in “effective altruism” is enough for me to know I wouldn’t like these people. “Effective” is simply a code word for “selective” because they’re too ashamed to admit to themselves that they’re supremacists.
020
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Let’s ask the 40-something screen kid about the dangers of social media addiction.
020
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Payroll is about to get real expensive and a lot of people are about to lose jobs because the only thing more inflated than our presidents ankles is our economy he has uniquely fucked.
100
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The millennial curse.
010
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Will famous people with powerful platforms ever understand that it’s better to take a bold, if risky, stance than to stand safely in the middle to please your masters and protect your wallet because if there’s anything normies hate more than anything in the world it’s a coward? Probably not!
120
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gerald’s’ got PIPES damn.
000
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why’s Sark gotta be rude to Holly Rowe though?
000
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wild collapse going on here. Or great comeback? Hard to tell.
100
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gonna be honest Arch would be on kind of a heater without these drops.
000
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The grim reaper door meme but it’s Will Muschamp and being DC at different SEC schools.
000
Reposted by Scobeard
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A Will Muschamp defense making bad tactical decisions, hmm, will research this
821810
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Eyes of Texas are closed because they’re asleep out there.
031
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They scored we gotta fire Brent Pry again.
000
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ron Cherry woulda gotten these calls right I’ll tell you that.
010
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
VIRGINIA IS FOR SICKOS
020
Reposted by Scobeard
The Fighting Gobbler @thefightingobbler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP
053
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m levitating.
010
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
THE BALL DOES NOT LIE IT HAS NEVER LIED IT WILL NEVER EVER LIE GO HOKIES
020
Scobeard @scobeard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ARCH MANNING COME TO BLACKSBURG SO WE CAN KNOCK YOU ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE SECOND ROUND
000