elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 7hFellow lawyer called for guidance because they got a bond for their client, only for client's wife to say she wouldn't pay it because she went through his phone and found he was having an affair with "a big booty Latina." There's a few lessons here folks. 130
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't understand why a mariachi band is playing the anthem in Chicago but I'm okay with it. 110
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 28/09/2026www.wtkr.com/investigatio... Some people need launched to Mars.wtkr.comDeadly Walmart attack: Attorney reports threats for defending arrested parentsDefense attorney James Broccoletti says he received threatening emails and voicemails over his role in the Norfolk Walmart murder case. 100
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Are we sure Mateer isn't shaving points? 020
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not exactly a late game clinic there Vols. 020
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026SCORED TOO QUICKLY NOW WE HAVE TO TRUST BRONT AGAIN 000
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Justin Verlander you're making it dusty here. 100
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Now relying on Bront.static.klipy.comKermit The Frog Anxious MomentALT: Kermit The Frog Anxious Moment 000
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Any time you have a chance to run a 2 yard route on 4th and 4 you have to take it. 000
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bront still hasn't figured out BC has one play. 000
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Nothing about this game is fun or enjoyable. 010
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Reaching into the Bag O' Bullshit with the playcalls. 000
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Proper football weather in BC. English football, that is. 000
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So it might be over over for MLF and Green Bay. 000
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Case today was dismissed because the other side didn't appear. As we got to the elevators we saw the Plaintiff. "Should we turn around?"- Client "Nope. Keep walking. We won."- Me 130
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There's a Jeopardy category about bowl games. They're taunting us all. 000
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Giants had good vibes for 5 quarters. 000
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Congrats Donovan for a pretty horrendous miss on Jeopardy. All-time bad. 000
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sorry Saints fans, but the Ravens are backing out of the loss today. Didn't happen. Nothing can be done. They can just do that. 211
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026@chocotaco.bsky.social Remember all the offseason hype about McDaniel unlocking the Chargers offense and making them special? 060
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026YOU KNOW WHO WOULD HAVE BEATEN OLE MISS ON THE ROAD? 110
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hopefully these announcers didn't get too many tears on their Maryland jerseys. 000
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Grunk for Heisman? Many people are saying 000
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just got done watching Mike London shit himself in public. Go Hokies, and please lock Bront in a closet for 2nd half adjustments. 020
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Bigger lie people tell themselves: "I can fix him" or "Marcel Reed is a good QB?" 100
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dave Doeren, get ready to learn "fired on the tarmac". 010
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Dad, I wish I had the money for this game."- Kid "Skill issue. Gotta grind for gold."- Me "Skill Issue? Dad, that's literally child labor!"- Kid "Not saying work, just saying to slay monsters like in Final Fantasy."- Me "Dad, I'm your daughter, not a jRPG protagonist, please stop!"- Kid 010
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In case you're wondering it's a bad sign when the judge tells your client "I know you're lying to me." 010
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Imagine having Mansoor Delane in college and still being trash defensively. /glares at Bront 000
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"Counsel, your client has -28 points on his driving record and is 18 years old."- Judge "Judge, I think you have to respect the hustle by my client."- Me Got a good laugh from the courtroom. Judge just rapped his knuckles instead of throwing the book at him. 140
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Who cost themselves more money this weekend: Stroud or Dante Moore? 020
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This Steelers season is going to be the biggest hatewatch. 001
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Assuming @chocotaco.bsky.social is putting together a generous NIL offer for Jordan McRae after that pick-6 020
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We might have an Evil James Franklin situation. 000
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Is this what it looks like when a team is ready to play? 000
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ball don't lie, ODU, unlike your SAT scores. 000
elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I see the refs are still protecting Michigan. 010