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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 7h
Fellow lawyer called for guidance because they got a bond for their client, only for client's wife to say she wouldn't pay it because she went through his phone and found he was having an affair with "a big booty Latina." There's a few lessons here folks.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 21h
I've seen worse season openers.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't understand why a mariachi band is playing the anthem in Chicago but I'm okay with it.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.wtkr.com/investigatio... Some people need launched to Mars.
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Deadly Walmart attack: Attorney reports threats for defending arrested parents
Defense attorney James Broccoletti says he received threatening emails and voicemails over his role in the Norfolk Walmart murder case.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are we sure Mateer isn't shaving points?
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Goodnight Sooners.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not exactly a late game clinic there Vols.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SCORED TOO QUICKLY NOW WE HAVE TO TRUST BRONT AGAIN
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Justin Verlander you're making it dusty here.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now relying on Bront.
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Kermit The Frog Anxious Moment
ALT: Kermit The Frog Anxious Moment
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All that for a drop of bl...touchdown
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fire everyone.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any time you have a chance to run a 2 yard route on 4th and 4 you have to take it.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bront still hasn't figured out BC has one play.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing about this game is fun or enjoyable.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That 3 points might be all VT gets.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reaching into the Bag O' Bullshit with the playcalls.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is all Bront's fault.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Proper football weather in BC. English football, that is.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So it might be over over for MLF and Green Bay.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Case today was dismissed because the other side didn't appear. As we got to the elevators we saw the Plaintiff. "Should we turn around?"- Client "Nope. Keep walking. We won."- Me
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's a Jeopardy category about bowl games. They're taunting us all.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Giants had good vibes for 5 quarters.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Congrats Donovan for a pretty horrendous miss on Jeopardy. All-time bad.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Are we going to get #thebeautifultie?
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry Saints fans, but the Ravens are backing out of the loss today. Didn't happen. Nothing can be done. They can just do that.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@chocotaco.bsky.social Remember all the offseason hype about McDaniel unlocking the Chargers offense and making them special?
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
YOU KNOW WHO WOULD HAVE BEATEN OLE MISS ON THE ROAD?
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hopefully these announcers didn't get too many tears on their Maryland jerseys.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Please leave Bront in Maryland.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Grunk for Heisman? Many people are saying
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just got done watching Mike London shit himself in public. Go Hokies, and please lock Bront in a closet for 2nd half adjustments.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bigger lie people tell themselves: "I can fix him" or "Marcel Reed is a good QB?"
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dave Doeren, get ready to learn "fired on the tarmac".
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Arsenal: frauds?
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thanks for showing up, Lions.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Dad, I wish I had the money for this game."- Kid "Skill issue. Gotta grind for gold."- Me "Skill Issue? Dad, that's literally child labor!"- Kid "Not saying work, just saying to slay monsters like in Final Fantasy."- Me "Dad, I'm your daughter, not a jRPG protagonist, please stop!"- Kid
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In case you're wondering it's a bad sign when the judge tells your client "I know you're lying to me."
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Imagine having Mansoor Delane in college and still being trash defensively. /glares at Bront
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Counsel, your client has -28 points on his driving record and is 18 years old."- Judge "Judge, I think you have to respect the hustle by my client."- Me Got a good laugh from the courtroom. Judge just rapped his knuckles instead of throwing the book at him.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You died with honor, Saints.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who cost themselves more money this weekend: Stroud or Dante Moore?
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This Steelers season is going to be the biggest hatewatch.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Assuming @chocotaco.bsky.social is putting together a generous NIL offer for Jordan McRae after that pick-6
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We might have an Evil James Franklin situation.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wife went outside and OU scored.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
MAKE THEIR ASSES QUIT
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is this what it looks like when a team is ready to play?
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ball don't lie, ODU, unlike your SAT scores.
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elrocco337.bsky.social @elrocco337.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I see the refs are still protecting Michigan.
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