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@schwindter.bsky.social
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WGAE writer of television and film @bythebywater.bsky.social cohost Queens

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kat excellence ✨ @katexcellence.io · 31/08/2026
this was difficult to read, but it's important to know people are currently in prison for 50+ years for attending a protest + one wasn't even at the protest, but got sentenced for 30 years for "concealing" anarchist zines
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How anti-ICE protesters became prisoners in Trump's war on antifa
“We are not terrorists.”
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 17h
"apply for this grant for queens artists!" *having an LLC is disqualifying even though that's the only way to make a film*
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 17h
i remember discovering in 2018 that i somehow did not make *enough* money to qualify for affordable housing, but also made *too much* money to qualify for any benefit that might make my life manageable
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 17h
forever trapped in the donut hole and really starting to resent it
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 19h
as a child i hated that book because it was SO STRESSFUL
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 19h
corporate-speak grates so much because language is supposed to be expressive, a way for us to communicate information, whereas the sole purpose of corporate-speak is to create the illusion of information without the substance or to outright conceal meaning. it is an abomination
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 19h
we watch SO MUCH youtube and yet i have, to my knowledge, not even been recommended a hasan piker video
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 20h
In which @schwindter.bsky.social and @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social and I tackle the kind of thing nobody should have had to have gone through.
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 22h
you don't actually have to respond to rahm's PR person. you can just ignore them and not book him on your show or interview him for an article
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Willy Wonka love tunnel
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dude we JUST finished another rewatch!
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"what if the jedi were teamsters" coming to an abandoned pages document on my hard drive
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
rewriting star wars so that the galaxy essentially runs on force-sensitive teamsters who can navigate hyperspace. they're not mutants so it isn't a dune ripoff
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
at the q&a after my Behemoth! screening my close personal friend* tony gilroy talked about how he's just trying to get away with whatever he can while he still can and i really appreciate that *person i had a single conversation with at some event
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
should have blurred my feet, there goes that income stream
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
okay for this year's thanksgiving meal i am going to put a post-it note on whatever fowl we cook that says "no funeral"
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
should i make this my new profile picture
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Behemoth!-Tár double feature
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this moist kidult shit is exhausting. snobs are an important keystone species, and if we're not allowed to hunt bad taste, the environment is degraded for everyone
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i just don't think it's good for any one person to have direct, sustained contact with hundreds of thousands of people
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2026 martin luther doing 99 prompts and by the end it's just chatgpt vomiting up passages full of whale facts from moby dick
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
capital will simply never fund its overthrow
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
doing a loaf of crusty white bread now
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sometimes the world is so bad you just have to make some scones about it
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
last time we were up we got 2 for that exact reason
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
opening an import-export business that only sells renys maple syrup and liquor bought at the new hampshire state liquor store
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we're approaching the point where it's cheaper to just rent a car, go visit the in-laws, and grab a couple jugs at renys
a photo of a grocery store shelf in queens with two small glass jugs of stonewall kitchen (lol) brand maine maple syrup. each jug is 8.5 ounces and costs EIGHTEEN DOLLARS AND FORTY-NINE CENTS, for a per-quart price of $69.51
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I still can't get over that they're effectively asking the Pope and other figures to endorse enslavement of a conscious being of moral standing.
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's really interesting to be reading Tess of the d'Urbervilles for the first time—coming in totally cold, somehow!—right now
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i was employee of the month twice when i worked at regal 20 years ago! they have not gotten back to me about my recent application
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
desperately trying to figure out how to phrase "i swear i have actual real skills that translate to almost any workplace if you just give me a week to learn your systems" in the cover letter the ai immediately rejects
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the central florida way!
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i've been pretty down on shorts of late but we might be reaching a point where they can be more cost effective
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
filmmaking is so glamorous
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we've made more money in the last month from a short posted to youtube 5 years ago than from the feature film that has a distributor
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
👀
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lotta money staying in certain hands!!!
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
deeply frustrating whenever i see someone has created a TV show, which earns you a ton of money, and is also credited with writing every episode, which earns you a bunch more money and provides no credits or money for anyone else
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
no cars! dense housing! aquariums! lots of green space!
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need a CityNerd analysis of Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft city
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gas is $8 a gallon so instead stay inside and pay ReelShort $8 to watch "Rejecting My Five Female Mates"
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this almost certainly means "we count the thumbnail loading as a view and several bot farms in indonesia keep refreshing the show page"
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"this microdrama got 24 million views!!!" and of course there's no stated view standard. for fuck's sake
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the entire reason i seek out art is to experience the world beyond my ken
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this was how it *started*
three people sitting behind microphones on a small stage: Patrick Wyman, Josh Gondelman, and Claire Aubin. A large screen behind them reads “team aubin #1: player: Robert Moses. Sport/position: formula 1 driver”
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the rapist Brock Allen Turner tried to start going by his middle name and Reddit jumped on it, ensuring for comment after comment that “rapist” was appended to every name
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