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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 17/09/2026

Be sure to hashtag for easy future reference 😆 #SpagennysPetPeeves

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Andy Young @anerdguy.now · 08/09/2026

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 26/08/2026

Not me just realizing this is not referring to a song from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat… 😭

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 21/08/2026

Congrats! 🧡💚💙💛

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 18/08/2026

Right? It’s beyond ridiculous.

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 07/08/2026

A few milestones and memories: First day at Microsoft, customer visit in San Jose, typical outfit of the rumored Contoso CEO, meeting customers at Ignite 2019, a fond farewell to B35, Clippy watching over the ACE space, “green water” (my fave!), anniversary M&Ms, and “fancy salad” from Cafe 34/35

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 07/08/2026

Today I log off after 7+ years at Microsoft, honored and privileged to have worked with some truly amazing people. 🧡💚💙💛 I join Kiewit on August 17, and Clippy will accompany me to my new workspace. 📎 I’m excited for the next stop on my career journey and appreciate everyone who’s been part of it!

A silver laptop sits with its lid closed on a warm wood tone desk. On the laptop lid are a variety of items: three YubiKeys, a Microsoft employee badge with the name Matthew, a business card, a green American Express charge card, a blue Orca card transit card, a smart card, and two hexagonal stickers.

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 05/08/2026

(* and posters, ads, etc.)

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 05/08/2026

I take back all the bad things I’ve ever said about Comic Sans. Use all the Comic Sans you want. Just please STOP 👏 USING 👏 AI 👏 TO 👏 MAKE 👏 FLYERS*

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 29/07/2026

I MISS ZEEK’S! (Is that a pizza hot take? IDK where people stand on Zeek’s.)

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 29/07/2026

STILL PIZZA SHAMING MOD?!?!

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 28/07/2026

How did I know this was going to be the weather mirror before I even scrolled down to see it? 🤣 🌥️ 🪞

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 26/07/2026

🤖 You’re right to push back on that!

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 15/07/2026

I had Cherry Garcia tonight because, you know, cherries count as fruit! 🍒 🍫 🍦

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WIRED @wired.com · 07/07/2026

As part of Meta’s Muse Image model rollout, Instagram users with public accounts need to opt out to block AI generations of their content. www.wired.com/story/meta-n...

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Meta Now Lets Anyone Use Your Instagram Photos in AI Images—Unless You Opt Out

As part of Meta’s Muse Image model rollout, Instagram users with public accounts need to opt out to block AI generations of their content.

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 07/07/2026

If the meeting is scheduled for 8:05, do not start it at 7:58. I will not be party to your 7 minutes of awkward silence and/or mindless chit-chat. #RespectTheCalendar #ThankYouForComingToMyTEDTalk

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 01/07/2026

On Instagram, her replies to criticism for being part of the event and being on Fox News have basically been “I have a business to promote” which is disappointing at best. That earned an unfollow from me.

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 29/06/2026

Respectfully disagree. It’s a yellow flag at best. 🤣 While I did learn the habit from my days as a government employee, it was for one of the agencies most people generally like. And it does usually make leaving the parking spot easier/safer. 🤷‍♂️

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 26/06/2026

Happy Friday! Wordle 1,833 2/6 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 22/06/2026

I was trying to think what show would have 9:30 and MIDNIGHT start times. And then I remembered. And now I’m again disappointed I don’t live in New York. 🤣

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 17/06/2026

Don’t waste my money at the theater weird, or…?

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 17/06/2026

You spelled Silverlight wrong, Ned 🤣

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 17/06/2026

At least it’s a useful error message. Try uploading a file with a duplicate name. 😉

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 16/06/2026

I got the same one. It was very well done, at least. They copied that email perfectly, the product SKU was correct, and the barcode number barcode was even legit.

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 13/06/2026

This is the only scaffolding I care about tonight

Workers build scaffolding in front of the Kennedy center to remove Tr*mp’s name

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 11/06/2026

Paging @kclemson.bsky.social - It’s not a license plate, but it’s plate-adjacent 🤣

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 10/06/2026

Is this a Titaníque reference? 🤣

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 08/06/2026

His acceptance speech was outstanding!

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Signal @signal.org · 08/06/2026

Our statement on the UK gov't's demand that all content on all devices sold or used in the UK be scanned, on the presumption of nudity, using a dystopian combination of age verification & content scanning. This proposal will not safeguard children. It endangers us all. signal.org/blog/pdfs/20...

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 08/06/2026

“Without You” from RENT

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 08/06/2026

Do it! It’s so good! 🐱 🪩

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 08/06/2026

I was in the same boat… but then I did see it, and it was amazing! Give it a shot if you have the chance! 🐱 🪩

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 08/06/2026

I didn’t love the show, but the cast is amazingly talented. Tonight’s performance, though, was… eek… 😬

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 30/05/2026

Looking forward to your reviews of Cats and Titanique!

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 29/05/2026

Same! I thought it was gimmicky (like the heated steering wheel), but now I’m on my 3rd vehicle with it, and it’s basically a requirement at this point.

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 24/05/2026

If you get a chance to see Masquerade in NYC, I highly recommend it. It’s a unique immersive production with all the familiar music, though a few numbers are abbreviated. It expands on the story a bit from the Phantom’s perspective, and getting to be so close to the performers was really cool!

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 20/05/2026

It feels like it would be even more difficult to do these days, too. With a proliferation of resources online that are, as best, surface level and, at worst, misleading/incorrect, I could see it being even harder to find trustworthy sources to learn things at a deeper level.

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Matt Schultz @schumatt.com · 18/05/2026