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TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social · 5h
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 089
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Megaholt 𓅃 @megaholt.medsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can confirm that this is child abuse, and as a mandated reporter, I absolutely would report every single parent who participated in this, as well as every single administrator and teacher involved as well.
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Keanu_reevebooks @jamesgameboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
whoa Green Betty eggs and ham whoa Green Betty Sam I Am won't eat em with a goat eggs and ham won't eat em on a boat Sam I Am
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
💔 🇺🇸😕
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Haruka Kawakami
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
we lost an actual saint
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Legend #RIPDolly ♥️
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is, without a doubt, one of the Top 3 DRUNK HISTORY episodes of all time.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Terrible. "By the time the U.S. began attacking Iran, Central Command, which said it needed a minimum of nine of its 16 [civilian protection] staffers to function, was left with one person...A U.S. airstrike hit a school, killing more than 100 children." www.propublica.org/article/hegs...
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Top Commanders Told Hegseth Not to Cut Civilian Protection Program, Poll Showed. He Did It Anyway.
The U.S. military has killed hundreds of noncombatants since gutting its Civilian Harm Mitigation and Response mission last year. After significant blowback, the Defense Department is considering part...
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
As a creative professional, I need time alone to hone my abilities* *spend four hours in my living room singing Shaggy's 'It Wasn't Me' in a Dracula accent
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
💥 ICE drag mom & teen daughter out of hospital room—in middle of being treated after car accident. Still wearing hospital gowns. Both victims of car collusion, with asylum case pending in good standing & valid work permit. Grace Calero 39, & Giulianna Carriel 19, from Ecuador.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
being afraid of the DSA is loser shit, sorry. “these progressive ideas are scary!” grow up.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Says the guy who incited a mob to attack the US Capitol to prevent them from certifying the 2020 election results and then pardoned all of the people convicted for doing just that.
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Dr. Lindsay Stallones Marshall (she/her) @lindstorian.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Dear Democratic politicians, Lindsey Graham deliberately chose to spend his last years making the lives of people in the US and abroad as miserable as possible. The fact that he also had that certain brand of charming southern geniality for his colleagues makes it worse, actually.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Elon Musk: SpaceX Will Launch People to Mars in 2024Elon Musk: Giant Rocket Could Take Us to Marks in Just 7 Years - and London in 29 MinutesCan Elon Musk Really Get Us to Mars Within 10 Years?Elon Musk Is Not a Lunatic
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids
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schmowzow.bsky.social @schmowzow.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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That’s Rich @rmcgil.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Please keep hammering this. It's an obvious and effective message that plays widely, especially with low-info voters.
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
At the end of the term I asked my college creative wriing students to submit anonymous thoughts on AI. No real surprises: Mood ranges from resignation to despair, capitulation from embittered erosion of standards to total, feelings of betrayal from deep to furious. 1/
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schmowzow.bsky.social @schmowzow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Laura Lee @lauraleeactor.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Watching compliance to a court order like it’s a sportsball game. bsky.app/profile/chri...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Connor Ewing @cmewing.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
shot // chaser
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David Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
No longer allowed to talk about, apply, or cite gender theory in my job, just saying
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Russell the Love Muscle 💪 @rpg-volley.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I think it’s stupid that we don’t spell them “orderbs” at this point. Hors d'oeuvres? In this economy? No. We have orderbs.
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
PIG AT A WEDDING is a one-page TTRPG where you must sneak a pig into a wedding and release it at the most traumatic possible moment. PDF, text-only version, and a largely unrelated dev diary here: www.patreon.com/posts/pig-at...
A complete TTRPG called PIG AT A WEDDING. You can download a text-only version of it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/pig-at-wedding-153576626
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schmowzow.bsky.social @schmowzow.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 08/04/2026
NYT reporting that under this ceasefire each ship will pay $2M to pass through the Strait of Hormuz. It was $0 before Trump launched this illegal war. 100-130 ships pass the Strait daily. Trump just gave Iran an extra $100M-$130M per day. Masterful gambit, sir. Impeach and remove this fascist—NOW.
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Peggy Stuart @peggystuart.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The Artemis II crew just gave us an 80's sitcom intro and it's absolutely hilarious! Freeze frames, cheesy grins, theme song energy. These are the four humans who are about to around the Moon. NASA said fun and we are here for it!
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schmowzow.bsky.social @schmowzow.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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Megan Wachspress @meganwachspress.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.
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Sundazed Everyday @sundazed.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Fuck this. Fuck hate. Fuck fear mongering. Trans people belong and gender affirming care helps everyone.
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Yellow text with red/orange shadow says:

Fix your heart or die
For trans people belong
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