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Schmandle

@schmandle.bsky.social
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Fat Dad. Warhammer 40K. Guitars. Other stuff. Any photos I post (not repost) are taken by me. Inshallah, Free Palestine.

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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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godlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your vote is private Your vote is personal So Use It Like Perfume #Pinks 🌸 #ProudBlue 💙
in here no man can tell me what-to do
VOTE HERE
VOTE HERE
HERE
*woman who had just walked out from a voting booth speaking to little girl.
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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness @cryingwilderness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 20/09/2026
I don't think we disdain the center-right enough. First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation; Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers; Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault.
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Shocking but unsurprising
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I reported this comment to Facebook. It was made in the comment section of a post about Manchester pride parade. Apparently it doesn’t go against their community standards
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@herring1967.bsky.social based on your experience is the primary purpose of these bath mats to soak up semen
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Where’s the uproar from the conservative Christians?
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I didn’t realise tampons came in different flavours. Apple, lemon and cherry. Yum.
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SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: TWO Australian Scientists, Stacey Edwards & Juliet French, Have Discovered Cancer-Fighting RNA Molecules That Could Lead to a New Generation of Breast Cancer Treatments
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Supporting Families from Gaza to Survive and Rebuild their Lives
EMERGENCY APPEAL - DONATE URGENTLY
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Sean | Drowned in Sound @drownedinsound.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We need to show rightwing newspapers that actions have consequences. Add your name to @goodlawproject.org’s letter: goodlawproject.org/s/abb8a1
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Jason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law Project
Commission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death.
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Rod liddle died 6 days ago and I’ve seen it mentioned anywhere. I wonder why (aside, I don’t wonder why. It code he was an utter shit). And no he’s not the guy behind Lidl supermarket.
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The F5 must be the weakest finisher ever if oba femi can just get up straight after
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times
reuters: 

Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
People complaining that mayors will be given a cut of income tax need to remember that one of the worst acts of austerity was to cut local authorities funding by about 30%. I don’t know if the mayors are the right people to control the money but more money in communities should be a good thing
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Tried to find a gif of Bill Oddie on WhatsApp. Didn’t have one but it offered me a gif of Bill Cosby. What’s wrong with this world
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@herring1967.bsky.social if you stood for election as an MP would you stand as Me 1 or Me 2?
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com Hi Martin just seen this advert on the London Ecomonic website. Pretty sure that’s ai slop pretending to be you doing something shocking “last Night” on good morning Britain. Thought you might want to know
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
@herring1967.bsky.social so sorry to read about your diagnosis but it’s a relief to know that it’s manageable, I hope the treatment itself isn’t too horrible
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Full Fact @fullfact.org · 05/06/2026
Katie Lam MP said on BBC Radio 4 that welfare payments now exceed income tax receipts for the “first time ever”. That’s not true. Welfare has been higher than income tax for more than a decade.
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Katie Lam wrongly claims welfare has exceeded income tax ‘for the first time ever’ – Full Fact
Welfare has exceeded income tax for more than a decade, as we said in our last fact check about this.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Jamie Raskin looked visibly shaken after reviewing the unredacted Epstein files: "Trump's name is all over these files. You will see references to... 17-year-old girls, 16-year-old girls, 14-year-old girls, 11-year-old girls, 10-year-old girls, and I saw a reference today to a 9-year-old girl."
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
@herring1967.bsky.social have you ever been in the unbelievable truth? I can’t remember you being on it but you seem like an ideal panelist
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004
It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Incrementalism - Pushing the Envelope - Pedolf Testing the Boundaries to See What He Can Away With. But Then Hey Presto You Wake Up in a De Facto Authoritarian Fascist State
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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a cartoon illustration of a family with the words happy nowruz
ALT: a cartoon illustration of a family with the words happy nowruz
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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a crescent moon with a pink mosque and the words eid mubarak on it
ALT: a crescent moon with a pink mosque and the words eid mubarak on it
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
@herring1967.bsky.social in response to your new emergency question the worst thing I have ever found in a public toilet is a queue fat blokes waiting for their turn to be wanked off by a strangers hand under the partition between toilets. Middle of the day at one of the big Manchester services
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
@herring1967.bsky.social I re-watched Histors Eye last night and there is actual footage of the inside of someone’s colon in the UFO episode. How did you get that approved for 12:30 on a Sunday???
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I’m seeing reports that American broadcast networks are blocking Al Jazeera news channels.
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
44 mins into predator badlands and wtf has it got such good reviews. It’s like predator got triple teamed by the Star Wars prequels and no one knows who the dad is but it don’t look much like the mum
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godlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
ICEholes targeting immigrants
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Americans saying that Denmark has no right to Greenland must mean that because the danish ancestors didn’t commit genocide against the indigenous population like the ancestors of white Americans did to claim ownership
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I’m going to have start boycotting American products soon aren’t I? How will explain to my son that there’s no more nextflix, Disney or prime. And that we have to postage and packaging on every delivery?
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
So Trump won’t spend money on health care to support people with their fentanyl addiction but he will spend money on invading another country????
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
European countries should threaten to pull out of the World Cup unless Trump gives up on Greenland. Hit him where it hurts him. Money and Ego
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Just watched ghostbusters frozen empire. The post credit scene should have been the possessor spirit stealing the lorry from duel
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MadameNostalgic✨Tanya @madamenostalgic.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Happy Yule and welcome to the returning sun
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
The events in Australia are so sad and my thoughts are with all the victims. I’d like wish and hope that other Jewish people and families still have a happy Hanukkah this year
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I just learned that @mrjamesob.bsky.social has been awarded the global peace prize for his contribution to ending colonists around the world. As a fan of James I know he has worked tirelessly for this in the face of adversity and fully deserves it without scrutiny.
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Pornography company fined £1million by Ofcom over failings over age checks This should help plug a hole
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
“Christopher Harborne donated £9m to Nigel Farage's party on 1 August 2025. Businessman Mr Harborne is based in Thailand and has previously donated millions to Reform in 2019, when it was known as the Brexit Party.” Immigrants funding anti immigrant political parties. Boggles the mind
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Content algorithms need to be banned. Illegal. You share one missing child report on Facebook and it thinks “oh this person likes stories about missing kids let’s send him posts about missing kids from all over the world”. No thank you, you’ve made my feed depressing.
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Mike Brooks @mikebrooks668.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Require generative AI watermarks & ban using people’s likeness without consent
As AI generated content becomes increasingly realistic, we think laws should be put in place to prevent misuse. All such media should carry a permanent watermark or disclosure, alongside a blanket ban...
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T-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Closing up on 75k…. Keep signing and sharing 👍 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Good grief the behaviour in the House of Commons during this budget speech is the worst I think I’ve ever heard I think. It’s truly pathetic behaviour
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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...
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