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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I reported this comment to Facebook. It was made in the comment section of a post about Manchester pride parade. Apparently it doesn’t go against their community standards

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

@herring1967.bsky.social based on your experience is the primary purpose of these bath mats to soak up semen

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I didn’t realise tampons came in different flavours. Apple, lemon and cherry. Yum.

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Rod liddle died 6 days ago and I’ve seen it mentioned anywhere. I wonder why (aside, I don’t wonder why. It code he was an utter shit). And no he’s not the guy behind Lidl supermarket.

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com Hi Martin just seen this advert on the London Ecomonic website. Pretty sure that’s ai slop pretending to be you doing something shocking “last Night” on good morning Britain. Thought you might want to know

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

AI never gets the hands right, 3 fingers and 2 thumbs gives it away

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Are these 2 jets flying into each other? I didn’t know AI could make Freudian slips

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

He’s doesn’t just think he’s Jesus, he think the Blood Angles are on his side. Wouldn’t surprise me if he sees himself as the emperor of mankind

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Tell HR this is how you saw him

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Seriously wtf is this shit. Is she writing for Stuart Lee now? “If you mention bacon to a Muslim, they’ll lock you and throw away the key!” What if you report someone stealing pork sausages to a Muslim police officer? Aiding and abetting?

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

HUMAN ARTISTS OF EARTH! use only one photograph of tiny painted toy soldiers to convince people to follow you.

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Trump said “I hope he likes sleeping on the sofa”

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Superb response to the equaliser #swfc

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Just seen this, feels like this thread is a good place for it.

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Hi Elon, I did what you said and asked AI and it said you should give your money to the poor

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

This is a California congressman explaining why he believes congress is shut down

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Is that what this is for? 😜

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Someone needs to remind asmongold that men were “truly done” many years ago. And these things don’t require a high speed fibre connection to work and Elon musk can’t make them talk like a nazi

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

The WEEE regulations come into play here. No golden showers required

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

So all of Glastonbury festival is a hate rally now?

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

@mrjamesob.bsky.social thought this might be of interest to you considering you have been discussing bob vylan

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

It’s called zanesville because it has a zany border 🤪

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Tried some different things and it’s a work in progress but so far really happy with the result. #warhammer40k #wh40k #painting #miniatures

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Really happy with the laser beam effect. It’s ever so slightly wonky cos my 4yr old wanted to help but it’s all good

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

It feels good to be painting again. I do hate basing though. Think these guys will just be getting a bit of sand and a few tufts

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

What’s the correct response when you get bees #bees #nature #photograpy

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Why oh why do I get this advert every time I open instagram. It makes no sense algorithmically, I never shop on eBay and I don’t wear nickers

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I’d completely forgotten how Liz truss was unable to stand up straight without looking like a CBeebies character

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Didn’t they say brrexit would make trade easier by cutting red tape?

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Apparently it’s because they let women and non white people have jobs

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

This was my first (and only) kit bash in 2020 using some old bits I had from 2nd edition when I was a kid. I still really like it despite being much better at painting now cos I had no idea what I was doing and it’s the first time I’d used green stuff or milliput. CSM sorcerer in Terminator armour

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Oarfish are part of the inspiration for my custom chapter. I might even call the. The Oarfish - there aren’t enough ocean themed chapters

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I think these guys have mixed up the inheritance tax reforms and assisted dying bill

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Schmandle @schmandle.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I can’t remember the name of these creatures but lived freely in the eco hotel we stayed at in #mexico

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